Are you Bea-ing served?

PRINCESS Beatrice started a new job yesterday – working in Selfridges as a SHOP ASSISTANT.
Bea, 19 – more used to being waited on herself as fifth in line to the throne – has landed a post as a “personal shopper” for VIP costumers.
Her unpaid work experience job involves fetching and carrying for rich punters who book their visits to the famous department store in London’s Oxford Street in advance.
Bea will work nine to five for the rest of the month. Yesterday customers were amazed to see the daughter of Prince Andrew and Fergie on the shop floor.
Janice Home, 39, from Oxford, said: “She rushed by with an armful of clothes and headed off towards the Gucci section.
I thought, ‘That looks just like Fergie’ – then I realised it was her daughter Princess Beatrice.”
By lunchtime the Queen’s granddaughter – who is taking a gap year before starting university in the autumn – had proudly flogged a £825 Matthew William-son summer frock, a £310 Burberry jacket and a pair of £175 James Jeans trousers.
Beatrice wore a trendy black dress herself for work – with a large belt and flat shoes.
A Selfridges source said: “Beatrice is a natural. Our personal shoppers are popular with wealthy Arabs, celebrities and footballers’ wives.”
Bea’s cousin Prince William used the service when he bought girlfriend Kate Middleton earrings just before Christmas. During his gap year he worked in a butcher’s shop at Chatsworth House.
BEA has also clinched a role as a junior ambassador for Children In Crisis – the charity set up 15 years ago by her mum Fergie.

Rooney reveals her new boobs

WATCH out JAY NICHOLS – you have some competition.
There’s a new blonde, boob-flashing Z-lister on the scene and this one’s got connections.
NATALIE ROONEY – cousin of Manchester United striker Wayne – is launching a glamour career after having her first boob job.
Natalie, who came to prominence when she flashed her breasts on route to COLEEN McLOUGHLIN's 21st birthday bash, has boosted them from a 34C to a whopping 34F.
And she's warning her future in-law what will happen if she gets the thumbs down. Natalie said: “If Coleen doesn’t like my new boobs, I’ll squeeze her head between them.
"My mum has told Wayne about the surgery and he just laughed."
And - as if it even needs asking - guess who her idol is? She boasts: "My aim is to look like Jordan. "I’ll soon be getting them out all over the place."

In other news…
* Paris Hilton had said she wants to get pregnant – within the next year. She said, ““I have a lot of beautiful animals that I look after and I feel I would have a lot to give my children.” She sounds a little confused - perhaps someone should point out that children are slightly different to dogs…
* The Winehouse saga continues as Amy was arrested last night over the video taken in January of her smoking crack. The 19 minute clip was found no a memory stick, with clips of Peaches Geldof on the same stick offering £190 to a pusher, and heard to be saying, ““I need to get all that stuff off you tonight. Tomorrow I need Valium.”
* “Grand Theft Auto IV" raked in more than £250m in its first week in stores, selling more than 6 million units worldwide, the video game's publisher has said. The game follows Eastern European immigrant-turned-gangster Niko Bellic on crime missions around a fictional Liberty City.
* Action hero figurines of Heath Ledger have sold out, and are currently being sold on ebay by entrepreneurial bargain hunters. Toy stores in New York are struggling to keep up with demand for the latest Joker figurine, with warehouses in the city sold out of the doll. The dolls retail at just over £5, and people are buying them in their tens, thinking that they’ll be a future collector’s item, given the recent death of the star. The new Batman film ‘Dark Knight’ starring Ledger is out in the summer.

CLIPS
Pop superstar Madonna has announced she will be kicking off her world tour in the UK.
The 49-year-old singer is to play Cardiff's Millennium Stadium on August 23. Nothing like a bit of Madonna and JT for a Thursday morning...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5-BJY00nHI