KATE MOSS is at it again – this time stripping topless for a steamy mag shoot in a Turkish bathhouse.

Earlier this week the gorgeous model shed her clothes for a sizzling spread in US magazine Interview, with only a carefully placed hand covering the most private part of her body.
This time she’s flashed her flesh for America’s W publication, sprawling out seductively on the floor of a hot Istanbul bathhouse. Saucy.

Jodie Marsh is pure class

But we all knew that already right? The latest news from the crazy world of the Marsh is that after a night out of the tiles strutting her scantily clad stuff at Embassy, she diverted her taxi to a Maccy-D’s drive thru.

Then, whilst stuffing her face with a Macdonald’s burger, (filled with fries no burger – possible new career change for Jodie creating the Mac D’s menu?) she watched as her male companion stripped off and put on a gun show before her very hungry eyes.

A match made in fast food heaven by all accounts.


In other news…
* Ex-Eastender Jesse Wallace has split from her finance – just days before starting Strictly Come Dancing. Isn’t that a coincidence?
* Suzanne Shaw has announced that she is engaged to DJ boyfriend Jason King, aka JK, aka one of the most annoying people on TV/radio.
* David Duchovny has admitted himself to a rehabilitation centre seeking treatment for sex addiction.
* The apartment in which Heath Ledger died is available for rent for $26,000 per month, it has been confirmed. The three-bedroom apartment was unofficially back on the market in February, allegedly at $4,000 per month more than its previous price.
* None other than Aussie legend Joe Mangel is to guest in Emmerdale for a one hour special in October. You beauty.

RUMOUR MILL
- Spears to present VMA’s award to Phelps?

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QA1dpIri_U

Abi Titmuss: 'I've found my soulmate'

Abi Titmuss has claimed that her new lover Marc Warren is her soulmate.The glamour model told the Daily Star: "I've never been so in love. He really is my soulmate. "You know when you have that warm glow, well that's what it's like with Marc."Titmuss began dating the Hustle actor over a year ago, but has not spoken about her relationship with celebrity magazines. She said recently: "It's hard enough having a relationship, but if you're in the public eye it creates even more pressure."Marc’s not got a great deal to live up to. Titmuss's former partners include John Leslie, Brendan Cole and Lee Sharpe.


Mel B tempted by Playboy offer

Mel B is warming to the idea of posing naked for Playboy. The Spice Girl has rejected offers to bare all for the adult mag in the past but she's hinted her response may change.

Mel told Closer: "I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that's not to say I wouldn't consider it in the future.
I say give it a few more months and when she needs a bit of extra pocket money she’ll be knocking down their door to get her kit off.


In other news…
* In happy news otters have been voted our favourite mammal. They won 13% of the vote to be declared the winners of the recent survey, closely followed by hedgehogs in second place.
* In more happy news Britains have been revealed as the happiest nation in Europe. 51% of us reckon we are “very happy” according to a global survey of contentment.
* In other surveys polled recently Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse feature at the top of the ‘worst hotel guests’ list. Diana Ross, Nicole Kidman, Britney, Mariah and Russell Crowe also appear high up on the concierge.com list.
* Having failed to find the results from a fourth survey for your reading pleasure this morning I’m having to resort to the most random/ irrelevant piece of news/ trivia I’ve heard in a while to fill this last slot…apparently Steve Guttenbery (of Police Academy fame) has been signed to appear in Bromley’s Christmas panto this year. Book your tickets now.

RUMOUR MILL
- Scherzinger and Hamilton looking for a house?

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4kBNBEJKD8&NR=1

Kate Moss strips off

Rarely speaking to the press – let alone getting her kit off – Kate Moss has done herself proud this week. The supermodel peeled off for America’s Interview mag, and talked openly about her home and sex life.

Everyone’s talking about the revealing interview. Take a look for yourself…

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/#section=cover-story

Most unromantic day of the year

Today, August 27th, is the most unromantic day of the year – according to a recent study.

Apparently Wednesday is the most depressing day of the week, and as a nation we’re at our lowest the week after a bank holiday.

This makes today one of the most depressing days of the year, and the day we’re least likely to say the big L work.

Cheery.


In other news…
* Dr. Dre’s son has been found dead at his home in Woodland Hills, California, reports Reuters. Cause of death as yet unknown.
* Did you know Miley Cyrus’ grandmother was Dolly Parton? Well you do now…

RUMOUR MILL
- Kate Moss to appear in nude orgy music video?
- ‘Press Gang’ to be made into a movie?

CLIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTSv7CK-Gw8

Wanna go to Miley’s birthday bash?

Miley Cyrus has invited fans to her 16th birthday party at Disneyland.

The teen star is selling tickets to her bash for $250, according to Entertainment Tonight.Cyrus turns 16 on November 23. Tickets for "Miley's Sweet 16 - Share The Celebration" go on sale on August 30.

Miley gushed about her own do, “It's gonna be totally awesome. I hope it's a great time. I love rollercoasters. So this is my ultimate birthday."

Peter Kay recording Xmas track with Barlow

Peter Kay has recruited Take That's Gary Barlow to join him on a Christmas novelty single, according to a report.The track will be tied in with Kay's new comedy show Britain's Got The Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice, which spoofs reality TV shows."Peter and Gary have already put pen to paper. They are good friends and think it would be a laugh to do it," a source told The Sun. "They are both such popular guys and will be strong contenders in the running for the Christmas No1."Britain's Got The Pop Factor... will launch on Channel 4 in October. Kay plays a variety of characters in the programme, including talent show contestant Geraldine McQueen.


In other news…
* 50 year old Madge has caused a bit of a political stir yesterday after comparing John McCain to Adolf Hitler. She kicked off her world tour with images of Robert Mugabe and John McCain next to Adolf Hitler.
* BB Mo guaranteed a place in the final…
* Neighbours legend Harold Bishop is to leave the soap for good (…until they bring him back in 5 years time with another bout of amnesia…)
* Mel B and Stephen Belafonte have reportedly agreed to renew their wedding vows after signing a £200,000 deal with a celeb magazine.

RUMOUR MILL
- Sharon Stone dating toyboy?

CLIPS

This is completely random...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXhaJELUJOY

Opik's Cheeky with new man

Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia has started dating a new mystery man, say reports.Gabriela split from fiancé Lembit Opik in July. The popstar revealed after their split that she recently suffered a miscarriage with the MP's baby.She was spotted partying at London's Mahiki club last night with her new lover and sister Monica, according to The Sun. The reality TV star allegedly "locked lips" with the man while on a cigarette break outside the venue.

Winehouse plans fireworks display for Blake

Amy Winehouse has started making plans to put on a special fireworks display for Blake Fielder-Civil on November 5. The troubled singer has discussed her plot with the chief executive of the Focus 12 rehab clinic, where she is currently receiving treatment for her drug problems.Winehouse chose to enter the facility in Bury St. Edmonds, Suffolk, because it allows her to stay close to her husband, who is just 15 miles away in Highpoint Prison. A source told the Daily Star: "Amy loves fireworks and always makes a big deal out of bonfire night. It's the reason that she released the deluxe edition of Back To Black on November 5."Blake's a big fan as well. So she thought it would be wonderfully romantic to put on a show that he can enjoy through his barred window, knowing that she can see the same thing."The star recently revealed she cannot wait to spend a "perfect" Christmas with Fielder-Civil after he is released from prison.

In other news…
* Mario is to make a cheeky return to the BB house on Sunday and propose to belle Lisa. Davina’s going to announce the surprise re-entrance tonight, although of course the housemates aren’t going to find out until he walks through those doors. Let’s hope Lisa isn’t evicted tonight…
* Yobs have graffitied the word ‘slut’ on an exterior wall of Sienna Miller’s home in North London. Looks like her relationship with Balthazar Getty isn’t too popular…unless it’s Ifans getting his revenge…
* Mel C has announced she’s preggers.
* Metal veterans Metallica have confirmed that they will play a gig at London's O2 with tickets priced at £5. The September 15 show coincides with the release of their new studio album Death Magnetic.

RUMOUR MILL
- Development team ‘block colour’ indulgence to propel them all to head of company status?

CLIPS
It’s not just Beijing…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZelTierpPA

Computerised Winehouse

It was only a matter of time before a computer game was made about Amy Winehouse.

She is the star of new online beat-‘em-up escape From Rehab. The aim is to follow the singer as she tries to get out of a rehabilitation centre to rescue husband Blake Fielder-Civil form jail.

True to real-life form she swears and shouts lyrics from her songs and fights enemies with her trademark beehive, crack pipe, and a new weapon in her armoury – a syringe.


Ma-Space

Social networking sites could be the new place to trace long lost relatives, friends, and even biological parents.

Adopted American Leon Bailey, 25, recently traced real mum Debra, of Ipswich, by typing her name in the MySpace people search engine.

Who needs private detectives in the cyber age?


In other news…
* Teddy Sheringham is to appear in the new series of Strictly. Names already announce include Jodie Kidd and Gary Rhodes. Rumoured celebs include Peter and Katie, Mel Sykes and M People singer Heather Small.
* Rickie Martin has just had twins with a surrogate mother. As for his sexuality…that’s still under-wraps apparently…
* Seems like the latest craze is celebs taking a swipe at randoms, and after Lily Allen’s display of affection on Monday night it’s now Rhys Ifans who’s following hers and Amy’s lead. Her took a swing at a pap last night as he left Bungalow 8 with potential love interest Kimberley Stewart. Looks like he was just a little touchy about the potential photo the snapper was trying to capture.
* A mobile phone ring tone that sings "Condom, condom!" has been launched to promote safe sex in India.

RUMOUR MILL
- Beckham musical planned for West End? Please no.

CLIPS

Too much time...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf8w3nKzYaI

Boobs on bikes

TENS of thousands of people turned out to watch 30 topless PORN stars ride on motorcycles through Auckland's streets today.

The annual "Boobs on Bikes" parade was very nearly called off by New Zealand's biggest city's council…but at the last minute they got the go-ahead and the boobs were out in force!
The parade is held to promote an erotica show in the city, and thousands gathered to watch the revealing riders.
Personally I feel this event should be opened out to the rest of the world, and every country should have their own parade to celebrate boobs and bikes.

Fight night for Lily
Monday evening and Lily’s in the mood for a fight…or she was after a passer-by provoked her by calling her a “f****** a*******” as she left Ronnie Scott’s.
Lily, who’s not one to mince her words, landed a punch on the random abuser, and got hauled away by friend and peace-maker Miquita Oliver. That was only after Lily followed her right hook with by shouting: “Where is that b****, man? I’ll f****** batter her.”
She then got dragged into a cab by friends, where her boob popped out (by accident of course) which put a good end to the fun night. Nice one Lil.

In other news…
· Wanna be Paris Hilton’s new BF? Course you do…ITV 2 can now make that happen to you with their new show set for the autumn. Don’t be shy…
· New Kids On The Block have revealed details of their first UK show in 15 years. The reformed American boyband will perform at HMV Oxford Circus on Monday, September 8 at 1pm. I think we should all go…I’m not joking.

RUMOUR MILL
- Paris has had a boob job?
- Amy Winehouse to appear on Countdown?
- Abby Clancy approached for I’m A Celeb? (Alongside other rumours involving Jools Oliver, Corrie’s Matthew Crompton, and Donny Osmond)

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8sHfuZJk9A&feature=bz301

Shocking news as Jade leaves BB house

After just a day in India’s BB house Jade received the devastating news that she has cervical cancer – and is being flown back to the UK today.

After collapsing several times recently Jade went for tests before entering the BB house, and publicist Max Clifford received the news from the doctor, and called the Big Brother bosses as soon as he found out. Jade has been withdrawn from the house, not before receiving the news in the diary room, and running into the main house in tears crying, “I have cancer.”

There was speculation last night as to whether the footage is going to be aired in the UK.


Lily Allen can’t keep her mouth shut
Lily Allen has slammed her record label EMI for delaying the release of her second album, revealing she's finished it but they're holding things up. The pop-chav sparked the potential feud on her blog, saying the record had 'been finished for a while' and that she doesn't 'really know what's going on with.' Is anything good enough for Lil?

In other news…
* Kelly Brook’s being lined up to star alongside ex-Neighbour Jim Robinson (aka Alan Dale) in the Echo Beach replacement ‘Renaissance.’
* Catherine Zeta Jones’ 8 year old boy has tipped himself to win an Oscar when he’s older. Apparently the cocky lad has been boasting in drama classes and his arrogance is putting the rest of the kids off.

RUMOUR MILL
- Spears dating millionaire George Maloof?
- Steve Jones spotted cheating on Fearne at V festival?

CLIPS

The next Olympic sport...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njHE4S-HD3I&feature=bz303

Shilpa ‘shocked’ as Jade pockets £100,000

Shilpa Shetty expressed her shock last night as Jade Goody entered India’s Big Brother house. The glamorous show host introduced the chav-tastic reality star to Indian audiences of Big Boss 2, the Indian version of Big Brother. It was the first time the two were reunited since their headline-hitting race row. Shilpa said, “She’s going in as someone who has had misconceptions about our country. I hope Jade learns first hand about our culture and how wonderful our people are.” Jade’s been paid a £100,000 fee for appearing on the show.

Undertakers bury body alive
Two undertakers put one of their rivals in a coffin and burned him alive after a business deal went wrong.

Erich Winkler, 43, was knocked unconscious then cremated under a false name before his killers scattered his ashes. Michael Schmidt, 52, had argued with Mr Winkler after agreeing to buy his firm but failing to pay.

He and partner Friedrich Peters, 53, face trial in Erlangen, Germany.


In other news…
* Amy Winehouse is apparently OBSESSED with The Wizard of Oz – loving the surreal look of the film and the sound track. Sources say the flick is providing inspiration for Amy’s long-awaited follow-up album.
* New Gossip Girl series is rumoured to be “juicy” according to the shows two top stars. Blake and Chace both revealed that series 2 is set to be a stormer…with Serena becoming a New York ‘It girl’ and Nate getting involved with an older woman… Steaming.
* Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got married at the weekend. Portia wore a strapless pink number, and Ellen a white trouser suit. Classic.
* If life couldn’t be any sweeter for Harry Potter star Emma Watson…she scored straight A’s in her A Levels receiving her results last week.

RUMOUR MILL
- Dave Berry and his Sugarbabe engaged?
- Kerry Katona takes up tennis?

Dog Flog

Our blog comes for the last time this week from Cassie Ireland...so thanks very much for your hard work.

And to mark her departure Cassie's done a 'spot the lie' style blog...so won't of these stories just ain't true...

Spot the lie…

Paris Hilton has put one of her many beloved pooches; Baby up for auction on EBay, the blonde heiress put her pedigree Chihuahua on sale at 7pm last night for a week to raise money to start her own dog charity after visiting a Los Angeles dog’s home with her sister, Nicky Hilton on Wednesday. EBay experts predict that she will raise over
Five hundred thousand dollars for her dog charity.

Peaches Love War

Max Drummey has been seen without a ring on his hand; recently married Max made no attempt to hide his ringless hand on the way to do a sound check with his band Chester French. Meanwhile Peaches invited former lover, Faris Badwan round and let him stay round. Friends arrived to find Peaches in tears after he apparently still wanted a relationship with newly wedded peaches.

Lilo, A Jew?

Could Lindsay Lohan be converting to Judaism for her girlfriend Sam Ronson? Lilo grew up Catholic, then two years ago she changed to Kabbalah and now she could be converting to Judaism to please Sam.


Madge-sty’s Birthday Ban
Madonna is soon to turn 50 this weekend half a century old, however she has requested that no one is to call her 50 and that she is in fact 36. She has put a ban on anyone sending her cards or giving her gifts which state her age.

In other news...

* John Barrowman has joked that he wants to launch a range of Torchwood sex toys... Keep it to yourself John.

* Chatshow host Ellen DeGeneres will marry Portia de Rossi this weekend according to rumours.

* Norton to succeed Wogan on Eurovision?

* Pamela Anderson secretly dating a member of the Abu Dhabi royal family?

CLIPS

Let's try this for a Friday...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uleevS32qvg

Hudge Won’t Budge

Cassie Ireland's your top blog writer once again today...

Vanessa Hudgens, high school musical star is being sued for 2.6 million by her music producer, Johnny Vieira (the music producer) claims that she has repeatedly refused to pay him his share of her earnings. It was agreed that he would get a sum of the earnings in 2005 but has not received a penny since. Last year she was sued for £79,000 by her lawyer. That’s a bit of a blow to Hudgens reputation, and her bank account.

Odds Are 12 to 1 on Peaches wedding Lasting

Bookies are already betting on Peaches Geldolf and Max Drummey splitting up very soon, the odds are 12 to 1 and most betters believe them to split up by September. There are even suspicions that it was just to publicise Max Drummeys band; Chester French which are playing in L.A tonight. Peaches has come back to her flat in London just a week after tying the knot, this raises suspicion about the couple. Her Dad, Bob Geldolf is said to be “incandescent with rage” and kept asking Peaches what she had done, he is worried for the 19 year old and fears she has made a huge mistake. Hopefully the wedding is for real and Max and Peaches are happy together, however it could end badly with family rivalry and a divorce.


Moving on from Mayer

Jennifer Aniston has supposedly moved on from her split with John Mayer and is dating a male model, the former Friends actress has raised suspicions of serial dating, and that will be a kick up the backside for John Mayer who prefers mulling over his relationships before making a final decision.

No Fame For You Kids

Britney Spears has revealed to OK! Magazine that she doesn’t want her sons to become celebrities when they are older. She wants Sean Preston, two and Jayden James, one, to have a normal childhood, but she would still love them if they did decide to become famous. It is reported that she was paid £500,000 for the interview to help fund her custody fight.

In other news...

* Jade Goody is to enter Indian Big Brother. Isn't Shilpa Shetty the presenter on that one? Oh yeah I think she is...10 points for both their PR companies - well done.

* Gary Glitter will be deported to the UK next week after serving his 27 month sentence in a Vietnamese prison for child molestation. Glitter will leave Vietnam on Tuesday. He will be met by police in the UK and made to sign the sex offenders' register. Do we really want him back?

* Kelly Brook and Billy Zane all over...again? Rumour has it she told him over the phone last week and this time it's for good... watch this space.

CLIPS

Will it blend...? Apparently yes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0sbiSlyKtw&feature=bz303

Peachy Perfect Wedding

The blog courtesy of Cassie Ireland once again today...

Peaches Geldolf and Max Drummey have spontaneously gotten married in Las Vegas. The couple started dating only months ago and one of peaches mate’s claims to have heard them briefly talk about marriage 2 months ago. Their family and friends were notified, however weren’t there. Peaches and Max wanted to keep the wedding low key and didn’t want unnecessary publicity. A spokes person for Peaches claims “their marriage has full support of their family and friends” and they are “over the moon” for newly wedded couple Peaches and Max.


Startled Sienna Bursts Into Tears

Sienna Miller burst into tears after the paparazzi bombarded her whilst she was filling up her car engine in Los Angeles. She was chased by paparazzi who accidentally smacked a boy in the head with a camera whilst chasing her, asking her questions about her relationship with oil tycoon Balthazar Getty. She had to be rescued by her bodyguards who escorted her back to the hotel where she is staying.

Dumped

Jennifer Aniston has been dumped by latest boyfriend rock singer John Mayer after they were considering marriage. He said it was due to commitment problems and that he just isn’t ready to settle down yet.

Is Katie at risk?

Chantelle Houghton former Big Brother winner admitted to OK! Magazine that she would sleep with Katie Price’s husband, Peter Andre. She also told the magazine that she thinks that Katie Price is out of fashion, saying “Big Boobs are out of fashion. Even after her reduction hers are bigger than mine.” Katie replied “she tries to look like me when I was younger, it looks dated now.”

In other news...

* David Tennant has been named greenest celeb. Well done David - I always knew there was another reason why kids should be spending their pocket money on more doctor Who merchandise.

* P. Diddy has claimed that he could win an Olympic medal for his stamina in the bedroom. Thanks all the same P. but I think we have more than our fair share of random sports which aren't really Olympics-worthy on the TV at this current moment without you needing to stick your oar in...

* IN BREAKING NEWS...Terry Wogan has quit his Eurovision song contest presenting role. Now who would have seen that one coming after this years flop? But seriously...a British institution has stepped down...tomorrow we shall mourn.

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB0PDu4qvP4

Sienna Steals Top Director

The blog's written by Cassie Ireland today... merci beaucoup...

Sienna Miller flaunted her relationship with top director Balthazar Getty, his wife Rosetta; one of the most powerful female groups in the Californian beach resort with friends like Courtney Cox Arquette and Demi Moore, was not pleased and her friends threatened to pull future engagements as Sienna found out after being refused a table at a restaurant. She was told they were fully booked and when she asked for the next vacancy, she was told there wouldn’t be one.

Tormented Amy Collapses

Amy Winehouse’s friends and Dad watched her collapse into a fit after returning from a recording session. Cabbie Mitch blamed it on a mix up with prescription drugs; however it was later found that her drink had been spiked with ecstasy. An onlooker claimed that “she looked fragile and tiny” whilst her body guard aided her into her flat in Camden.

In other news...

Chart Topping Transatlantic Battle Continues
Katy Perry’s the chart topping Yanks boyfriend Travis McCoy has revealed how he used to fancy Lily Allen, confessing that “Lily Allen I met her before very briefly. She’s cute. Yeah I’d like to see her again.”

Billie Jean Returns To The Top
Billie Jean has been voted top Jacko track, followed by Smooth Criminal and Beat it, more than 66,000 votes were cast to compile a compilation of Michael Jackson’s best tracks.

Fuelling the Peace
Dannii Minogue has claimed that she wants to feed up new X factor judge Cheryl Cole and has vowed not to fight with her like she did with Sharon Osborne.

Britney’s Bead Battle
Britney wears a necklace with beads spelling out her children’s names after ex-hubby Kevin Federline took full custody of her children.

Playboy Paris
Paris Hilton was spotted partying at the playboy mansion until early hours this morning with Hugh Hefner and other socialites including her sister, Nicky Hilton and Lindsey Lohan.

Madge is a disaster
Madonna’s brother revealed that Madge is a disaster in the kitchen; Christopher Ciccone said “the only thing she can make is rice crispie cakes.”

CLIPS

This is brilliant...look at his pie face of concentration...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNXElmEUIJo

Ledger’s bar to open as tribute

Big thanks to Ben ‘I’m gossip gay and everyone knows it’ Anderson for holding the blog-fort over the past few days…here goes your news in brief for today.


Friends and family of Heath Ledger are to open a New York bar as a tribute to the Batman star.

The launch of Brightside in Brooklyn – which Heath named and which he was in as a partner – is going to go ahead after his father donated the money to finish the project.

As well as providing a place to remember Heath it will include personal touches designed by the actor, including an engraved chess table (he was a big chess fan).



In other news…
* Sting’s wife Trudie Styler had a lucky escape at Manhattan Club The Box, after a performer fell in her lap. The overweight actor – complete with blonde wig and nipple tassles – tumbled from a chandelier and landed on her lap. Ouch.
* Pete Doherty made a bit of a mess up the other night in a gig in Liverpool, after deciding to impress the crowd with a rendition of ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone.’ Gutting for Pete the pub full of Everton fans weren’t too impressed at all with the singers choice, and threw their drinks at him to show their appreciation. Oops.
* Prince William is apparently desperate to get a tattoo – but is worried that Kate Middleton will think it’s too “chavvy.” Wills apparently told Navy pals that he wanted a tat similar to David Beckham but is worried Kate will hit the roof. Not sure the Queen and all the other old Royals will be that chuffed about it either Will.


RUMOUR MILL
- Madonna to postpone Saturday’s birthday bash?
- Kylie to appear on Corden’s new sketch comedy?
- Sir Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevall to move in together? Don’t do it Paul….you’ve already lost £20 million…

CLIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNUv9AIaocI

IT’LL BE ALL WHITE ON THE NIGHT

L’Oreal have come under fire for a new ad campaign featuring Beyonce. The pics make Knowles snr. look a little whiter in the skin department and sporting some strawberry blonde locks. We all know a spot of airbrushing is common place but is this a step too far?

Speaking of the Knowles clan, let’s take a look at Solange’s interview on GMTV in what must surely be in the running for ‘interview least similar to a fireworks display’:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkUnTt1c524


Snoop Dogg is making a cameo in a Bollywood film and featuring on the soundtrack. Reports that the Dogfather is set to bring out his own range of curry sauces, curryshizzle for your riceizzle, are unconfirmed…

Agyness Dean is apparently engaged to her boyf Albert Hammond Junior from The Strokes…

Morgan Freeman has been dispatched from hospital and is home recovering after a car crash earlier this week. He is also getting a divorce from his wife of 24 years. Big week for old Morgy…

Kerry K has two weeks to pay a tax bill of £157 000. Easy peasy…

Madonna and Guy’s pub charge tourists more for a pint in their pub than regulars. Insert joke about material girl in material world here.

Thursday 7th August 2008

‘YOU HAD ME, YOU HEAD-BUTTED ME…’

So Joss Stone has got herself in a bit of a tizz at a family baptism. She turned up half an hour late, refused to read out the order of service, branded some elderly relatives ‘old biddies’ and then head-butted her half brother in an argument. Phew! She makes our Kerry K seem positively reserved. Check out Stone’s Cadbury Flake ad (click the link below) Things to note: she wears a lot of ethno jewellery, she looks as if she’s had a wash-in red rinse bought from Boots and she drops of a bit of chocolate on her boob. Makes you wanna go buy a Flake don’t it?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4p7kPpzzV0

• TANNING TIPS
  Footballing champ and professional tanner Christiano Ronaldo met 64 Yo Julio Iglesias after his concert the other night. In what must have been the creepiest conversation of the week, Julio, who is said to have bedded over 3000 lovers, gave the young buck a few tips in bagging the ladies. In other Ronaldo related news, he has decided to stay at Manchester United. Not that Gossip Gay really knows what that means… Here is the chappie in his underwear in a hotel corridor getting some ice:
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww-BpLvCcNQ
• THE BEEF
  Shia LaBeouf may lose his pinkie after a recent car accident. The ‘Transformers’ and ‘Indiana Jones’ star has upset producers of his latest project as ‘It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil’. WTF? Also, has anyone else noticed that Shia’s surname very nearly means ‘The Beef’ if translated from French? He may only end up with nine digits but he sure is a badass…
• I'M TIRED OF RUMOURS STARTING, I'M SICK OF BEING FOLLOWED...'

Is Jennifer Aniston to marry John ‘no one knows who I am in the UK’ Mayer?

Are Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty still fiddling around with one another in LA?

Are Fearne Cotton and Steve Jones getting it on in? If they had a child it would surely present links from the womb…

Wednesday 6th August 2008

Yo yo yo, while Gray's away Gossip Gay is here to play...



GIMME GIMME WHORE
Britney is set to star in a Tarantino remake of 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' in the role of killer lesbian stripper Varla. She'll be acting out scenes that involve killing a man with her bare hands and lots of sexy sex with with some lovely ladies. Combined with a new album (including a collaboration with Lady Gaga) and it looks like Louisianna's finest is going to be EVERYWHERE in the coming months. A year on from the VMAs and she may well just have managed to pull the whole thing around (speaking on the subject of that performance she claims it was a turning point for her and that she in fact made the show).



Check out this clip from the original 'Faster Pussycat...' film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwe3Ikngwyk


HANDSOM SAMPSON
'Into the Hoods' star and 'Britain's Got Talent' teen sensation George Sampson is hot hot hot at the mo. Not only does he greet crowds of female fans after his performance at the Novello Theatre every night, he is also receiving sacks of fan male. His mother has been drafted into open the letters as some of it is a little too saucy for the 15 yo's innocent eyes...

Vicky Beckham is apparently a descendant of a communist buddy of Karl Marx. Apparently 'Easy V' has known for some time but chose not to publicise the fact...

Katie 'Jordan' Price has had to buy her baby daughter Princess Tiaamii four wardrobes to house all her kiddy clobber. Katie revealed the sprog has over 100 pairs of shoes and loves all things girly just like her...

Keira Knightly has decided to use a personal trainer once a week to put on some muscle. She has told a top fash mag that this isn't in response to press criticism as she ignores everything written about her...

Leona Lewis is in talks to have her own fashion range at Topshop. Gossip Gay predicts neutral tones and flat pumps zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Joss Stone will play Henry VIII's fourth wife in TV hit 'The Tudors' alongside dishy Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Meanwhile Mark Ronson has hinted that he once turned down the Joss-stick citing she was too bland. Fair enough...

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