‘YOU HAD ME, YOU HEAD-BUTTED ME…’
So Joss Stone has got herself in a bit of a tizz at a family baptism. She turned up half an hour late, refused to read out the order of service, branded some elderly relatives ‘old biddies’ and then head-butted her half brother in an argument. Phew! She makes our Kerry K seem positively reserved. Check out Stone’s Cadbury Flake ad (click the link below) Things to note: she wears a lot of ethno jewellery, she looks as if she’s had a wash-in red rinse bought from Boots and she drops of a bit of chocolate on her boob. Makes you wanna go buy a Flake don’t it?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4p7kPpzzV0
- TANNING TIPS
Footballing champ and professional tanner Christiano Ronaldo met 64 Yo Julio Iglesias after his concert the other night. In what must have been the creepiest conversation of the week, Julio, who is said to have bedded over 3000 lovers, gave the young buck a few tips in bagging the ladies. In other Ronaldo related news, he has decided to stay at Manchester United. Not that Gossip Gay really knows what that means… Here is the chappie in his underwear in a hotel corridor getting some ice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww-BpLvCcNQ - THE BEEF
Shia LaBeouf may lose his pinkie after a recent car accident. The ‘Transformers’ and ‘Indiana Jones’ star has upset producers of his latest project as ‘It’s really thrown the movie into turmoil’. WTF? Also, has anyone else noticed that Shia’s surname very nearly means ‘The Beef’ if translated from French? He may only end up with nine digits but he sure is a badass… - I'M TIRED OF RUMOURS STARTING, I'M SICK OF BEING FOLLOWED...'
Is Jennifer Aniston to marry John ‘no one knows who I am in the UK’ Mayer?
Are Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty still fiddling around with one another in LA?
Are Fearne Cotton and Steve Jones getting it on in? If they had a child it would surely present links from the womb…
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