Ex Sugarbabe to star in Celeb BB

Everyone’s favourite ex Sugarbabe has been lined up to star in this years celebrity Big Brother.

The fondly named Mutley aka Mutya Buena has been bagged to enter the house according to reports, and producers are apparently begging Whitney Houston to join Mutley on the show.


Courtney wants a housekeeper

Courtney Love wants a new housekeeper – and has appealed to fans to help her find a “non-thieving, non-freaky” housekeeper.

To find her Mary Poppins she’s shunned recruitment agencies in California, and posted an online job advert on her blog headed “this is weird but what the f**k.” The ad also appealed for help finding a film-maker and a PA.


In other news…
* Robbie Williams has emerged weeks after going into hiding, walking the streets of LA wearing a ginger gorilla suit and sunglasses.
* Worried pals say Amy Winehouse does £1K a day of crack and heroin.
* Britney’s mum has claimed that Brit’s ex manager drugged the star by crushing up pills and putting it in her food.
* Bling for charity? The crown jewels of hip hop are going under the hammer to raise money for charity donated by the likes of P Diddy and Missy Elliot.

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It's an oldie but a goodie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI1_Hm41BXw

Kerry’s mum to lose home?

Kerry Katona’s mum could end up homeless after her daughter’s recent issues with the tax man.
Sue Katona’s house, in Padgate, Warrington was bought as a gift by Katona nine years ago. Currently Kerry owes around £80,000 in tax and Sue’s house has appeared on a list of assets sent over to the creditors. The house is now said to be worth £100,000 and would clear the debt in one go. Sue is praying that she doesn’t get turfed out. Kerry wouldn’t do that to her mum though would she?

Rehab? Blake would rather stay inside

He’s been given a second get out of jail free card – but for the second time he’s turned it down.

His second chance offer included a stint in rehab and a detox, but he said No, No, No…all he wants is freedom and his old life back in Camden with Amy. He’s determined to stay locked up till he gets the life he prefers. Looks like it’s winter inside after all.

In other news…
* Shayne Ward is to marry his long-term girlfriend. The pair have been dating for 6 years and after a summer script writing in the US Ward is ready to take the plunge.
* ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ is to get a second series. Whoop! Whoop!
* Cheryl Cole told The Sun this weekend that she has the X factor winner in her category. The real star of the ITV hit show told the tabloid that she was given the category that she wanted, has got the most talent in her group, and also has the winner. Mild bragging never hurt anyone.
* Emma Bunton wants to open up a restaurant in London with partner Jade Jones. Perhaps she’ll call it ‘Baby Food’?
* Becks and Posh apparently want a fourth child but she is just too busy to get preggers.

RUMOUR MILL
- Keanu Reeves girlfriend pregnant?
- Spider-man musical ready for 2009?

Si tempts Britney back to Britain

Britney Spears is returning to the UK to make her first British appearance since her relaunch – on the X factor. Who better to tempt good old Brit back to the UK than Simon Cowell? And he’s done just that as she’ll perform her comeback single Womanizer on the talent-finding show in December.


Fish swims into boy’s penis

A fish swam the wrong way and lept into a boy’s penis ending up in his bladder.

The boy was cleaning his fish tank in India…which is where the story begins to get a little fishy. Holding the fish in his hand to clean the tank, he needed the toilet. Still holding the fish he went to the loo to relieve himself, which is when the 2cm fish swam up through the teenager’s urethra causing pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention. Something tells me his story is a slightly removed from the truth.

The fish had to be removed in hospital with forceps.


In other news…
* Jennifer can’t-keep-her-legs-closed Aniston is dating another man…papped on hols in Mexico with a tall, dark, stranger.
* US singer Aubrey O’Day has stripped off for Complex magazine to reveal she loves stripping and hard core porn. Who doesn’t?
* First pics of Miley Cyrus and new former underwear model Justin Gaston have been released. The pair have only been dating for a couple of weeks but were pictured together arm-in-arm leaving church. A sign of things to come…?

Beckham Convoy
With heightened fears for their security (or their £300,000 Rolls Royce), the Beckhams have hired an SAS team to accompany them on the school run. They are treated like royalty in the US and seem to be taking on the luxury lifestyle to match. There are also worries about Posh's security after Lusty Lohan has revealed that she thinks VB's new 'pop' makes her hot...Looks like she might be in for a bit of Lilo loving.

Worlds Smallest Man in London...whoo!
Ping Ping, the Worlds smallest man is visiting London which is worlds away from his home in Mongolia. 29 inch Ping Ping has been making the most of his time here by having his own mini suit made at Saville Row, then meeting the woman with the longest legs in the World, although trying to make a call from an iconic call box was less successful. His favourite part of the day was having his picture taken with a guard at Buckingham Palace. What's next? A visit to Stringfellow's perhaps?

Other New

- Happy Birthday Pixie. What do you think she got for her 18th? That's right a modeling contract with Agent Provocateur...just like her big sis.

- KFed wants Britters back! He's appologised and said that Britney is his soul mate...will they get back together?

- Opps, Nicole Scherzinger may have lied about her age, saying she was just a few years older that her boyf Lewis Hamilton who's 23 when she's 30! She also admitted on GMTV that Lewis loves her dressing up in her latex catsuit!

Clips: Worlds Smallest Man: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1488655367/bctid1799148008

Amy posts nuddy hubby snaps

Amy Winehouse has posted naked pictures of her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil online.The 'Rehab' singer put pictures of Fielder-Civil exposing himself by pulling down his boxer shorts on her Facebook profile. It was earlier revealed that Fielder-Civil had chosen to stay in prison rather than accept parole terms that would have sent him to live with his mother in Nottinghamshire.A source said: "It was all set for him to be released, but because he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden, it was refused at the last minute. He doesn't want to go somewhere where he can't be reunited with Amy and his friends. He'd rather stay inside."

Smell like Hollyoaks

Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks is to become the first UK programme to launch its own selection of fragrances. The products, which have been in development for over a year, have had backing from the soap's cast from the outset. They have been involved in all aspects of the packing and bottle design to the selection of the fragrances themselves. Speaking of the venture, Lime Pictures managing director Sean Marley said: "Hollyoaks epitomises the aspirations and lifestyles of today's young people."He added: "The fragrances will be an exciting and accessible extension of what is already one of the UK's most successful youth brands."The female aroma is a 'blend of sugared apple, white chocolate and sweet musk', while the male scent provides 'clean and spicy accords'.The fragrances will be available from September 30 from The Perfume Shop.


In other news…
* World’s sexiest woman Megan Fox admits to lesbian fling
* The on-off saga this week of Danielle Lloyd rages on - this time she's saying she’s changed her mind again and she is definitely engaged to Ironik…make up your mind Dani come on!
* Lily Allen new album release date announced: Feb 9th 2009
* We’ve all heard already today but I just need to repeat it again…Courtney Love’s daughter holds a suicide party…! WTF?!

RUMOUR MILL
- Sam Sparro ditched V for LA and Lindsay Lohan?
- Misha Barton dating Josh Hartnett?

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Good idea...not hugely well executed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr2hoesHJp8

Wino is too ugly for her own party

Amy Winehouse snubbed her own 25th birthday party at the weekend, claiming she was too ugly to leave the house.

The award-winning star had a massive argument with best friend Remi Nicole as she desperately tried to persuade her to attend the party. Amy was having none of it though – screaming “I look f**king ugly.” Leaving her 15 guests, including Mark Ronson and Adele, standing host-less at Soho’s Jazz After Dark club.

It was her mum Janis who took the news of Amy’s no show the hardest. Already walking with the aid of a stick Janis broke down in tears when it was confirmed Amy would not be attending. The Winehouse saga continues.


Stars crazy for invisible tattoos

The latest Hollywood trend to hit is the ultra classy white tattoo. Hugely expensive and pretty painful, the artwork is barely visible, and is the hottest new celeb accessory for winter 2008.

Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted with “breathe” inscribed on her wrist, and Kate Moss is also believed to have white-ink hearts stencilled on the side of her body.


In other news…
* BB reject Steph is releasing a single…Camera Shy will be her debut dance track and if you want to catch a sneaky preview click through… http://www.heatworld.com/Article/7223/Stephanie+/Uh-oh%3a+first+listen+to+BB+Stephs+new+single!
* Brangelina have been named Hollywood’s most powerful actors, ousting Tom Cruise and Jennifer Aniston from the 2009 Guiness Book of Records top spots.


RUMOUR MILL
- Daisy Lowe split from Ronson?
- Lohan engaged to Sam Ronson?

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Quantum of Solace (release date 14th november) trailer 2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQW2MtibAmk&feature=bz301

Elbow top Mercury’s

Elbow won the Mercury Music Prize last night for the Best British album of the past year.

The award for The Seldom Seen Kid comes 18 years after they first formed, and 7 years after their first nomination.

The decision is based on musical merit, as opposed to record sales, and Elbow beat 11 other contenders including Radiohead, The Last Puppets, and Adele.


Sam: I’ll marry Lindsay within the next six months

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”


In other news…
* Heather Mills lost a role in the US version of Celebrity Apprentice after demanding a clause in her contract guaranteeing a place in the final no matter how rubbish she was…apparently producers weren’t too happy with her divaish demands and she has been axed. Shame.
* Alice Dellal seems to be doing a good job of stepping in to Kate Mosses shoes as her Agent Provocateur replacement – pictures have been sold of the young model sprawled on the floor in a London home with a thick line of cocaine in front of her. Oops.
* Jack Ryder has joined the cast of R4’s The Archers…the beginning of the end?
* 1980s funk-jazz singer Jill Saward (come on...we all know who she is) has become seriously ill after having a facelift for a new reality TV show apparently. The Shakatak frontwoman had the procedure while taking part in Living TV's Pop Goes The Band, which sees former musical stars undergoing surgery in a bid to relaunch their careers. Sounds like its set to be a classic.
* Misha Barton has revealed she’s planning to launch a range of headbands. Career’s going well then.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Russell Brand: “MTV want me back next year.”

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Bush or Batman? Play along...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPugAcQILRY