Britney Spears is returning to the UK to make her first British appearance since her relaunch – on the X factor. Who better to tempt good old Brit back to the UK than Simon Cowell? And he’s done just that as she’ll perform her comeback single Womanizer on the talent-finding show in December.
Fish swims into boy’s penis
A fish swam the wrong way and lept into a boy’s penis ending up in his bladder.
The boy was cleaning his fish tank in India…which is where the story begins to get a little fishy. Holding the fish in his hand to clean the tank, he needed the toilet. Still holding the fish he went to the loo to relieve himself, which is when the 2cm fish swam up through the teenager’s urethra causing pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention. Something tells me his story is a slightly removed from the truth.
The fish had to be removed in hospital with forceps.
In other news…
* Jennifer can’t-keep-her-legs-closed Aniston is dating another man…papped on hols in Mexico with a tall, dark, stranger.
* US singer Aubrey O’Day has stripped off for Complex magazine to reveal she loves stripping and hard core porn. Who doesn’t?
* First pics of Miley Cyrus and new former underwear model Justin Gaston have been released. The pair have only been dating for a couple of weeks but were pictured together arm-in-arm leaving church. A sign of things to come…?
Fish swims into boy’s penis
A fish swam the wrong way and lept into a boy’s penis ending up in his bladder.
The boy was cleaning his fish tank in India…which is where the story begins to get a little fishy. Holding the fish in his hand to clean the tank, he needed the toilet. Still holding the fish he went to the loo to relieve himself, which is when the 2cm fish swam up through the teenager’s urethra causing pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention. Something tells me his story is a slightly removed from the truth.
The fish had to be removed in hospital with forceps.
In other news…
* Jennifer can’t-keep-her-legs-closed Aniston is dating another man…papped on hols in Mexico with a tall, dark, stranger.
* US singer Aubrey O’Day has stripped off for Complex magazine to reveal she loves stripping and hard core porn. Who doesn’t?
* First pics of Miley Cyrus and new former underwear model Justin Gaston have been released. The pair have only been dating for a couple of weeks but were pictured together arm-in-arm leaving church. A sign of things to come…?
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