Posh has a chop

New York Fashion week has kicked off – and what better to turn heads than a brand new haircut for Vicky B?

Yes the style chameleon launched her own fashion range, which she described as a “dream of a lifetime,” and she provided the ultimate icing on her fashion line cake by sporting a brand new short back ‘n sides pixies haircut.

It’s time to reveal…Heat’s worst dressed celebs

The best and the worst have been named and shamed in this weeks HEAT, as voted for by readers. K-fed, Pete Doherty and Michelle Heaton all feature in the top 10 – but the number one and two spot has been snapped up by MTV’s very own Jodie Marsh (1) and Kerry Katona (2). We couldn’t have planned it better ourselves...

In other news…
* If anyone was wondering Cheryl Cole secured the top spot on the best dressed – hastily followed by Coleen Rooney at number two.
* The BB9 housemates are out of the house and head first into the arms of the tabloids and trash mags alike. So far this week Rachel’s been shouting she’s not boring, Rex has admitted he’s cheated on Nicole, and MTV’s own Sarah has slept with…everyone…according to her.
* Remember Hobie from Baywatch? Cute little son of none other than the Hoff? Well apparently his 45 min long sex tape, recorded with an ex-porn star, is currently being offered to porn sites and agencies, according to US gossip site TMZ.


QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Kylie: “I might go gay.”

RUMOUR MILL
- Josh Hartnett caught getting down and dirty in a London public library?

CLIPS

Too good to be true?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAuGayJMTDg&feature=bz303

Britney rules the VMA’s

Whilst Russell Brand was apologising to the crowds, as they didn’t seem to get his sarcastic English humour (let alone know who he is) Britney was the talk of the awards once more as she scooped three gongs last night. Good old Britney opened the show with a toast to the ceremony and laughed and joked with Russell throughout the evening as she collected her awards and some renewed respect from her fans. Long live the Brit.

Peaches stars in witch campaign

Scary scary Peaches Geldof is at the centre of Agent Provocateur’s new season campaign ‘Season of the Witch.’ Alongside Daisy Lowe and other more qualified models, Peaches dons luxury black underwear, and in one photo dresses as a suspender-clad priestess in a mock sacrifice. The end product is very scary indeed, not as scary however as it would have been if an airbrusher hadn’t been used to work their magic.


In other news…
* Lily Allen’s friends are said to be concerned after the outspoken pop star spoke about killing herself last week. The singer said she felt suicidal in a Facebook message that she published on her page – her friends have now likened her heavy-drinking and irrational behaviour to that of Britney.
* Amy’s performance at Bestival is set to be her last until she gets better according to Dad Mitch.
* Nadine Coyle’s new man came over to the UK at the weekend to party with her and meet the rest of the band for the first time. Nadine’s been seeing New York Giants player Jason Bell for a short time and it looks like things are rosy.
* Jamelia has shelved plans to publish an autobiography after fearing it will not be successful. Gutted.

QUOTES OF THE DAY:
- Jade Goody: “I took crack.”
- Ex-PR calls Mills a “pathological liar.”


RUMOUR MILL
- Kelly Brook dating rugby star Cipriani?

CLIPS

It's all about Brits...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCSw3n5Hks

Jay takes over from Jodie?

Jay Nichols, glamour model and tragic attention seeker, took over where Jodie Marsh left off last night by turning up at Chinawhite wearing a belt for a skirt (literally), knee-high boots, and a fur coat.

She gave waiting paps their money shot for the evening by flashing her boobs before walking into the club, who for some bizarre reason still let her in.

Jay on a previous night out - doing what she does best.

Back to Jack

Wino wino Winehouse ordered 48 bottles of Jack Daniels for her rider for Bestival at the weekend, sparking rumours that she’s ready to clean up her party hard act quite yet.

The hard-living Back to Black singer, 24, has a history of axing gigs at the last minute, and faces legal action after pulling out of a Paris concert just hours before she was due to headline last Friday.
Now organisers of the three-day Bestival event on the Isle of Wight fear she will either back out of her show tomorrow night — or turn up in no fit state to perform.
The best quote from inside sources at the festival says how excited everyone is that Amy’s due to perform, and commented about her said rider – “Whiskey is better than heroin – but not 48 bottles of the stuff.” Classic.

Quote of the day:
Carmen Electra – “I got dirty with Kim [Kardashian].”

RUMOUR MILL
- Ann Hathaway dating Josh Lucas?
- Ulrika in talks for GMTV role? OMG! NOOOOOOOOO!!! I never thought I’d say life was better with Fiona.
- Whitney Houston lined up to star in Celeb BB?

CLIPS

For those of you who need a Sarah Silverman intro...

Sarah's making a rare appearence at the Hammersmith Apollo on Sunday 19th October at 18:30.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s

Kate Moss Catwalk Comeback Queen

Kate Moss returned to the catwalk for the first time in 4 years at The House of Blue Eyes fashion show in Shepherd’s Bush on Tuesday night as a favour for a friend.

Supported at the sidelines by boyfriend Jamie Hince and a handful of other friends Moss looked like she’d never been away as she glided down the catwalk with a top hat and cane in hand.

McFadden apologies

Brian McFadden has apologised for causing offence by claiming that only gay men should wear pink clothing.

The former Westlife singer said he was only having a "light-hearted conversation" on the radio when he made the comments and insisted that they were not meant to be taking seriously.

“Some woman rang in and said my husband wears pink. I was winding her up, saying, 'He must have a dark secret'. But then it got completely taken out of context.”



In other autobiography news…
* ‘Dreams That Glitter’ the Girls Aloud autobiography is out in a few weeks.
* Lynne Spears is about to release a memoir revealing all about Britney titled ‘Through the Storm.’


RUMOUR MILL
- Hugh Grant ex-model 20 years his junior?
- Sienna Miller planning to leave the country to escape the media spotlight?

CLIPS
Development’s Jen in timeless holiday vid…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gis1ouChiO0

GQ awards applaud

Winners last night were...

Outstanding achievement: Led Zepplin
Inspiration: Tony Bennett
Lifetime achievement: David Bailey
Maverick: Mark Ronson
Politician: Boris Johnson
International man: Josh Brolin
Entrepreneur: Gordon Ramsey
Band: Primal Scream
Radio personality: Chris Evans
Chef: Mark Hix
Most Stylish Man: Brandon Flowers
Breakthrough talent: James Corden
Woman of the Year: Sam Taylor Wood
TV personality: James nesbitt
Fashion designer: Christopher Bailey
Author: Joseph O’Neill
Actor: Steve Coogan
Comedians: The Mighty Boosh
Visionary: Sir Peter Blake
Sportsman: Joe Calzaghe
Editor’s Special Award: Rio Ferdinand

Lily Allen opens her big mouth again

The best news from the GQ awards was that Lily ‘unable to keep her mouth shut’ Allen revealed to the world that her brother Alfie and long term girlfriend Jamie Winstone are set to get married. Co-host Lily welcomed Jamie to the stage with the words, “Introducing my soon-to-be sister-in-law Jamie Winstone.”

Jamie seemed to be stunned by these words, as were the rest of the room according to reports, and all could be heard was the whisper from Jamie “Shh, no-one is supposed to know.”

Oops.

In other news…
* Ulrika Jonsson has admitted that she may have cosmetic surgery because her breasts look like "ping pong balls in bin liners".
* CelebAir, premiered on ITV2 last night, follows a group of celebrity contestants as they work for a real-life airline. They are whittled down to the star employee, who will win thousands of pounds for the charity of their choice. Apparently Chico is already getting on everyone’s nerves. Surprise?

Quotes of the day…
* Lily Allen at last nights awards: “F**k off Elton. I’m 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”
* Elton’s reply: “I could snort you under the table.”

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyGlZ3LbkgU

Doherty suffers overdose in Austria

Pete Doherty went ahead with a gig in Austria after suffering a suspected drug overdose just hours before.

Doherty was revived by medics but refused to visit hospital for further treatment. Instead, he decided to go ahead with his performance, though the crisis had made him four hours late.

He had also been expected to screen a homemade movie at the adult venue. The film features the star discussing his friendships with Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse. This seems not to have gone ahead because of the apparent overdose issue.

In other news…
* Liz McClarnon to write a book on life in a girl band. Looks like cooking’s just not exciting enough for our ex-Atomic (second) favourite. The shock in this story is that unlike every other celebrity out there who fancies themselves as a bit of a writer, apparently our Liz is going to be sharing her story sans ghost writer. Which makes me think that it’s going to be a must buy classic read suitable for anyone’s stocking this Christmas.


BEST QUOTES OF THE DAY…
* Peaches: “I watched dwarf sex show.”
* MEL B “Me and Posh have nothing in common.” Erm… The Spice Girls??


RUMOUR MILL
- MJ has private meeting with Panny Anderson?
- Nicole and Liam moving to NY?
- New Pussycat Dolls songs sound ‘coldplay ish’? Really?

CLIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEeqHj3Nj2c&feature=related

Pete's ready to 'out' the stars

Ashlee Simpson’s husband spent yesterday arvo wandering around Hollywood holding a brown envelope emblazoned with the words, “TOP SECRET INFO (WHO IS GAY IN HOLLYWOOD INSIDE).”

Pete Wentz is no stranger to playing pranks in public – in May he was pictured leaving his house with a paper plate strapped to his face.

He seemed to be having lots of fun with his practical joke yesterday, showing the envelope to paps and public alike. Who knows whether the envelope was empty, or complete with a list of several un-outed Hollywood greats? That’s for Pete only to know as he wasn’t opening the envelope for anyone.


Winehouse facing legal row over missed gig

Amy Winehouse has been threatened with legal action after pulling out of a French music festival at the last minute.The troubled singer had been expected to perform a headline slot at the Rock En Seine event in Paris last night. However, she remained at her home in London due to ill health, according to her spokesman.A statement on the Rock En Seine website has now suggested that Winehouse will be sued for her absence."Amy Winehouse should have arrived on the site early Friday evening. We were told by her agent at 8:00 pm that she wasn't coming," organisers explained. The statement added that "no explanation of the exact reasons for her absence" was offered.Winehouse's next scheduled performance is at the Bestival festival on the Isle of Wight next weekend. Her publicist has said that he cannot comment on whether she will be well enough to go ahead with the gig.


In other news…
* Jason Donavan has announced he’s going to be releasing his first album in 15 years. Eagerly awaited it will include a reworking of his already a classic number one hit ‘Sealed With A Kiss.’ I for one cannot wait until November when the album is out and will be lining up with the other 2 fans outside HMV, Oxford Street the night before its release.
* Helen “I used to love cocaine” Mirren also says how having blonde hair and big boobs is a disadvantage because people patronise and insult you. Being a Mirren fan I hate to snub The Queen but maybe if she didn’t get them out so much…it’s just an option…
* Director Brett Ratner has claimed that Miley Cyrus was as impressive as Madonna when he worked with her earlier this year. Is there no end to this girl’s talent? Is there nothing that she cannot do? I say Miley for president!

RUMOUR MILL
- Development Jen’s hol film of splashing around in Spain’s hottest water park to become blockbuster smash hit?

CLIPS
X factor shocker becomes YouTube sensation…
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GNDGbGVx4PA