Next time you're watching the TV and you don't enjoy what you see, don't change the channel, issue a death threat instead. Brand's jokes about Bush and the Jonas Brothers at the MTV awards proved to be a bit too much for some people and he has received death threats. He said: "How can you, while watching the telly, think, 'Oh I don't enjoy this, no I'm not enjoying this at all,' then think, 'Right I'm going to kill him?' That's a huge jump." Imagine how they'd feel if they had to pay a licence fee as well.
A Very Long Engagement
Jade is to marry her boyfriend, Jailbird Jack. She's even going to buy her own engagement ring and he will pay her back when he's released after his 18 month prison term for assault. Ah, true love. Who said romance was dead?
What Katy Did
Katy Perry has been sent to the naughty corner for posing with a knife after Army cadet Joey Lappin was killed by a gang in Liverpool. The American pop star Katy Perry was branded as being "out of her mind" by the father of a British knife-crime victim after posing for a publicity shot brandishing a blade. Kissing girls, playing with knives ... let's just hope she doesnt get it into her head to combine the two. Kissed a girl and made her ... die?
And finally ...
- Billie Piper and delighted hubby Laurence Fox are now the proud parents of 6lb 11oz Winston James following an emergency caesarean. Ex-husband Chris Evans was one of the first visitors and is coveting the role of godparent
- Gabriella Cilmi is set to steal Kylie's pop tiara as she won six Australian Brit Awards, beating Kylie to the Best Female and Best Female Pop Release.
- Britney's promising her raunchiest performance yet when she performs on the X Factor. Brilliant. Note it in your diaries. Cancel all your plans.
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