Mads seeks anger management counselling

Madonna is currently having Kabbalah anger management counselling to help her deal with her issues towards Guy Ritchie in order that their divorce be settled as quickly as possible and with as little harm to their children. The intimate details that led to their divorce have been widely publicised over the last few days, with Guy stating that Madonna's increasingly bizarre controlling and obsessive compulsive behaviour made their marriage a 'nightmare', whereas Madonna says she felt 'emotionally abandoned' by her husband.





Caught with her trousers down

Lindsay Lohan's cameo appearance on 'Ugly Betty' may be cut short due to rumours that her chain smoking, demands that her dressing room be redecorated and time spent making a scrapbook of her own press appearances have upset cast members. Tension recently came to boiling point during rehearsals for a scene in which Lohan's character is humiliated when her trousers are pulled down to reveal her granny pants. Star of the show America Ferrera was apparently not supposed to actually pull her trousers down but did so ... only to reveal Lohan had chosen that day to go commando. Apparently Lohan was so embarrassed she cried. You'd really think she'd be used to it by now?


Lily speaks out

Lily Allen has released a song on her myspace commenting on drugs culture and an accompanying youtube video is currently doing the rounds featuring celebrities in varying states of disrepair. All the usual suspects are there, including Amy and Blake but see how many you can spot ...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tv_uC7Zv008&feature=related


And finally...

• Fall Out Boy have defended Katy Perry after a picture released of her posing with a knife caused anger amid the sad death of another British teenage to knife crime. They say the picture is 'three years old' and is a reference to 'A Clockwork Orange'.
• Jordan was out partying with Paris Hilton last night whilst hubbie Peter Andre was spotted out alone without his wedding ring, fuelling rumours their marriage is in trouble.
• The Smiths are 'closer than ever' to reforming according to rumours. Sources believe they could headline Californian festival Coachella next April...