Stupid Girls

Egg and Mercury sandwich


Yesterday it was an egg, today it's Freddie Mercury. Whatever will Katy do next?


Mayer in trouble

John Mayer could find himself in a whole world of trouble with on/off ladyfriend Jennifer Anniston after telling singer Pink that he only sleeps with 'stupid women'. Pink retorted by saying 'I guess they would have to be' which is not likely to please Anniston either. So now she's going to have to kick two people's asses and it's not even lunchtime yet.

Que?!

Amidst Russell Brand's exit from the Beeb (he's off to the US to make 'quite a lot of films') and uncertainty over Jonathon Ross' fate in the Sachsgate scandal, shy and retiring wallflower Georgina Baillie has admitted that she did sleep with Brand but that his performance was a 'disappointment'. She also said he yelled out 'que?!' between the sheets in honour of Manuel. Hopefully she will go away now.

Dross from Joss

As 'spotted' reports of Joss seen trying on an 'erotic fairy' costume (eugh) in a fancy dress costume in London come in, out pops this new video of Joss doing some talking. She supports Obama because McCain 'seems like an angry man.' Good. Well done Joss. Back in your box now. http://www.heatworld.com/Article/7680/Joss+Stone/Aaaaaaaaaargh!+Joss+Stone+has+opened+her+mouth+again!+MAKE+IT+STOP!

And finally...

• McFly are said to be 'so honoured' to have recorded this year's Children in Need song
• Peter Andre has denied rumours that he and Jordan are to split as b******t
• Abbie Clancy has said she 'loves' to walk around the house naked. Well it's nothing we havent seen before love...