Javine is arrested

Javine’s been arrested and questioned by the cops after allegedly leaving a screaming foul-mouthed voicemail for her ex-manager.

Ex-manager Camilla Storey went to the cops saying she feared for her safety, and shortly afterwards Javine attended the police station and was cautioned. Looks like Harvey’s not the only one in their relationship with a bit of a temper.

Winehouse to dress up as rat

Amy Winehouse is to dress up as a rat for a plague-themed Halloween party according to reports. Amy under an alias of Snakehips, is said to have invited Chelsea Davy to dress up as a rat alongside her. Winehouse is quoted to have said “I think Chelsy is nuts, to be honest, and I know we’d hit it off. She should come on a night out with me. I know harry is a fan, so he could drop her off.” Magic.


In other news…
* Lindsay Lohan has finally admitted she’s a lesbian and has been dating DJ Sam Ronson for “a very long time.”
* Britney’s label have delayed the release of her comeback single Womaniser, meant to hit the shops on Monday in the US, while they put some finishing touches to the track and album. They want to make the single as good as possible according to inside reports.
* MJ has has told songwriters working on his comeback LP that it must be better than Thriller.

QUOTE OF THE DAY
Nicole Kidman: “Fertile water made me pregnant.”

CLIPS

Ever seen an incredibly long dog? You have now...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x3UezyOEkI

Ex Sugarbabe to star in Celeb BB

Everyone’s favourite ex Sugarbabe has been lined up to star in this years celebrity Big Brother.

The fondly named Mutley aka Mutya Buena has been bagged to enter the house according to reports, and producers are apparently begging Whitney Houston to join Mutley on the show.


Courtney wants a housekeeper

Courtney Love wants a new housekeeper – and has appealed to fans to help her find a “non-thieving, non-freaky” housekeeper.

To find her Mary Poppins she’s shunned recruitment agencies in California, and posted an online job advert on her blog headed “this is weird but what the f**k.” The ad also appealed for help finding a film-maker and a PA.


In other news…
* Robbie Williams has emerged weeks after going into hiding, walking the streets of LA wearing a ginger gorilla suit and sunglasses.
* Worried pals say Amy Winehouse does £1K a day of crack and heroin.
* Britney’s mum has claimed that Brit’s ex manager drugged the star by crushing up pills and putting it in her food.
* Bling for charity? The crown jewels of hip hop are going under the hammer to raise money for charity donated by the likes of P Diddy and Missy Elliot.

CLIPS

It's an oldie but a goodie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI1_Hm41BXw

Kerry’s mum to lose home?

Kerry Katona’s mum could end up homeless after her daughter’s recent issues with the tax man.
Sue Katona’s house, in Padgate, Warrington was bought as a gift by Katona nine years ago. Currently Kerry owes around £80,000 in tax and Sue’s house has appeared on a list of assets sent over to the creditors. The house is now said to be worth £100,000 and would clear the debt in one go. Sue is praying that she doesn’t get turfed out. Kerry wouldn’t do that to her mum though would she?

Rehab? Blake would rather stay inside

He’s been given a second get out of jail free card – but for the second time he’s turned it down.

His second chance offer included a stint in rehab and a detox, but he said No, No, No…all he wants is freedom and his old life back in Camden with Amy. He’s determined to stay locked up till he gets the life he prefers. Looks like it’s winter inside after all.

In other news…
* Shayne Ward is to marry his long-term girlfriend. The pair have been dating for 6 years and after a summer script writing in the US Ward is ready to take the plunge.
* ‘Snog, Marry, Avoid?’ is to get a second series. Whoop! Whoop!
* Cheryl Cole told The Sun this weekend that she has the X factor winner in her category. The real star of the ITV hit show told the tabloid that she was given the category that she wanted, has got the most talent in her group, and also has the winner. Mild bragging never hurt anyone.
* Emma Bunton wants to open up a restaurant in London with partner Jade Jones. Perhaps she’ll call it ‘Baby Food’?
* Becks and Posh apparently want a fourth child but she is just too busy to get preggers.

RUMOUR MILL
- Keanu Reeves girlfriend pregnant?
- Spider-man musical ready for 2009?

Si tempts Britney back to Britain

Britney Spears is returning to the UK to make her first British appearance since her relaunch – on the X factor. Who better to tempt good old Brit back to the UK than Simon Cowell? And he’s done just that as she’ll perform her comeback single Womanizer on the talent-finding show in December.


Fish swims into boy’s penis

A fish swam the wrong way and lept into a boy’s penis ending up in his bladder.

The boy was cleaning his fish tank in India…which is where the story begins to get a little fishy. Holding the fish in his hand to clean the tank, he needed the toilet. Still holding the fish he went to the loo to relieve himself, which is when the 2cm fish swam up through the teenager’s urethra causing pain, dribbling urine and acute urinary retention. Something tells me his story is a slightly removed from the truth.

The fish had to be removed in hospital with forceps.


In other news…
* Jennifer can’t-keep-her-legs-closed Aniston is dating another man…papped on hols in Mexico with a tall, dark, stranger.
* US singer Aubrey O’Day has stripped off for Complex magazine to reveal she loves stripping and hard core porn. Who doesn’t?
* First pics of Miley Cyrus and new former underwear model Justin Gaston have been released. The pair have only been dating for a couple of weeks but were pictured together arm-in-arm leaving church. A sign of things to come…?

Beckham Convoy
With heightened fears for their security (or their £300,000 Rolls Royce), the Beckhams have hired an SAS team to accompany them on the school run. They are treated like royalty in the US and seem to be taking on the luxury lifestyle to match. There are also worries about Posh's security after Lusty Lohan has revealed that she thinks VB's new 'pop' makes her hot...Looks like she might be in for a bit of Lilo loving.

Worlds Smallest Man in London...whoo!
Ping Ping, the Worlds smallest man is visiting London which is worlds away from his home in Mongolia. 29 inch Ping Ping has been making the most of his time here by having his own mini suit made at Saville Row, then meeting the woman with the longest legs in the World, although trying to make a call from an iconic call box was less successful. His favourite part of the day was having his picture taken with a guard at Buckingham Palace. What's next? A visit to Stringfellow's perhaps?

Other New

- Happy Birthday Pixie. What do you think she got for her 18th? That's right a modeling contract with Agent Provocateur...just like her big sis.

- KFed wants Britters back! He's appologised and said that Britney is his soul mate...will they get back together?

- Opps, Nicole Scherzinger may have lied about her age, saying she was just a few years older that her boyf Lewis Hamilton who's 23 when she's 30! She also admitted on GMTV that Lewis loves her dressing up in her latex catsuit!

Clips: Worlds Smallest Man: http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1488655367/bctid1799148008

Amy posts nuddy hubby snaps

Amy Winehouse has posted naked pictures of her jailed husband Blake Fielder-Civil online.The 'Rehab' singer put pictures of Fielder-Civil exposing himself by pulling down his boxer shorts on her Facebook profile. It was earlier revealed that Fielder-Civil had chosen to stay in prison rather than accept parole terms that would have sent him to live with his mother in Nottinghamshire.A source said: "It was all set for him to be released, but because he refused to go to anywhere other than Camden, it was refused at the last minute. He doesn't want to go somewhere where he can't be reunited with Amy and his friends. He'd rather stay inside."

Smell like Hollyoaks

Channel 4 soap Hollyoaks is to become the first UK programme to launch its own selection of fragrances. The products, which have been in development for over a year, have had backing from the soap's cast from the outset. They have been involved in all aspects of the packing and bottle design to the selection of the fragrances themselves. Speaking of the venture, Lime Pictures managing director Sean Marley said: "Hollyoaks epitomises the aspirations and lifestyles of today's young people."He added: "The fragrances will be an exciting and accessible extension of what is already one of the UK's most successful youth brands."The female aroma is a 'blend of sugared apple, white chocolate and sweet musk', while the male scent provides 'clean and spicy accords'.The fragrances will be available from September 30 from The Perfume Shop.


In other news…
* World’s sexiest woman Megan Fox admits to lesbian fling
* The on-off saga this week of Danielle Lloyd rages on - this time she's saying she’s changed her mind again and she is definitely engaged to Ironik…make up your mind Dani come on!
* Lily Allen new album release date announced: Feb 9th 2009
* We’ve all heard already today but I just need to repeat it again…Courtney Love’s daughter holds a suicide party…! WTF?!

RUMOUR MILL
- Sam Sparro ditched V for LA and Lindsay Lohan?
- Misha Barton dating Josh Hartnett?

CLIPS

Good idea...not hugely well executed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr2hoesHJp8

Wino is too ugly for her own party

Amy Winehouse snubbed her own 25th birthday party at the weekend, claiming she was too ugly to leave the house.

The award-winning star had a massive argument with best friend Remi Nicole as she desperately tried to persuade her to attend the party. Amy was having none of it though – screaming “I look f**king ugly.” Leaving her 15 guests, including Mark Ronson and Adele, standing host-less at Soho’s Jazz After Dark club.

It was her mum Janis who took the news of Amy’s no show the hardest. Already walking with the aid of a stick Janis broke down in tears when it was confirmed Amy would not be attending. The Winehouse saga continues.


Stars crazy for invisible tattoos

The latest Hollywood trend to hit is the ultra classy white tattoo. Hugely expensive and pretty painful, the artwork is barely visible, and is the hottest new celeb accessory for winter 2008.

Lindsay Lohan was recently spotted with “breathe” inscribed on her wrist, and Kate Moss is also believed to have white-ink hearts stencilled on the side of her body.


In other news…
* BB reject Steph is releasing a single…Camera Shy will be her debut dance track and if you want to catch a sneaky preview click through… http://www.heatworld.com/Article/7223/Stephanie+/Uh-oh%3a+first+listen+to+BB+Stephs+new+single!
* Brangelina have been named Hollywood’s most powerful actors, ousting Tom Cruise and Jennifer Aniston from the 2009 Guiness Book of Records top spots.


RUMOUR MILL
- Daisy Lowe split from Ronson?
- Lohan engaged to Sam Ronson?

CLIPS
Quantum of Solace (release date 14th november) trailer 2...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQW2MtibAmk&feature=bz301

Elbow top Mercury’s

Elbow won the Mercury Music Prize last night for the Best British album of the past year.

The award for The Seldom Seen Kid comes 18 years after they first formed, and 7 years after their first nomination.

The decision is based on musical merit, as opposed to record sales, and Elbow beat 11 other contenders including Radiohead, The Last Puppets, and Adele.


Sam: I’ll marry Lindsay within the next six months

Sam used her DJ slot at top LA hotel and night spot Chateau Marmont to announce the news, telling clubbers: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson.”


In other news…
* Heather Mills lost a role in the US version of Celebrity Apprentice after demanding a clause in her contract guaranteeing a place in the final no matter how rubbish she was…apparently producers weren’t too happy with her divaish demands and she has been axed. Shame.
* Alice Dellal seems to be doing a good job of stepping in to Kate Mosses shoes as her Agent Provocateur replacement – pictures have been sold of the young model sprawled on the floor in a London home with a thick line of cocaine in front of her. Oops.
* Jack Ryder has joined the cast of R4’s The Archers…the beginning of the end?
* 1980s funk-jazz singer Jill Saward (come on...we all know who she is) has become seriously ill after having a facelift for a new reality TV show apparently. The Shakatak frontwoman had the procedure while taking part in Living TV's Pop Goes The Band, which sees former musical stars undergoing surgery in a bid to relaunch their careers. Sounds like its set to be a classic.
* Misha Barton has revealed she’s planning to launch a range of headbands. Career’s going well then.

QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Russell Brand: “MTV want me back next year.”

CLIPS

Bush or Batman? Play along...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPugAcQILRY

Posh has a chop

New York Fashion week has kicked off – and what better to turn heads than a brand new haircut for Vicky B?

Yes the style chameleon launched her own fashion range, which she described as a “dream of a lifetime,” and she provided the ultimate icing on her fashion line cake by sporting a brand new short back ‘n sides pixies haircut.

It’s time to reveal…Heat’s worst dressed celebs

The best and the worst have been named and shamed in this weeks HEAT, as voted for by readers. K-fed, Pete Doherty and Michelle Heaton all feature in the top 10 – but the number one and two spot has been snapped up by MTV’s very own Jodie Marsh (1) and Kerry Katona (2). We couldn’t have planned it better ourselves...

In other news…
* If anyone was wondering Cheryl Cole secured the top spot on the best dressed – hastily followed by Coleen Rooney at number two.
* The BB9 housemates are out of the house and head first into the arms of the tabloids and trash mags alike. So far this week Rachel’s been shouting she’s not boring, Rex has admitted he’s cheated on Nicole, and MTV’s own Sarah has slept with…everyone…according to her.
* Remember Hobie from Baywatch? Cute little son of none other than the Hoff? Well apparently his 45 min long sex tape, recorded with an ex-porn star, is currently being offered to porn sites and agencies, according to US gossip site TMZ.


QUOTE OF THE DAY:
Kylie: “I might go gay.”

RUMOUR MILL
- Josh Hartnett caught getting down and dirty in a London public library?

CLIPS

Too good to be true?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAuGayJMTDg&feature=bz303

Britney rules the VMA’s

Whilst Russell Brand was apologising to the crowds, as they didn’t seem to get his sarcastic English humour (let alone know who he is) Britney was the talk of the awards once more as she scooped three gongs last night. Good old Britney opened the show with a toast to the ceremony and laughed and joked with Russell throughout the evening as she collected her awards and some renewed respect from her fans. Long live the Brit.

Peaches stars in witch campaign

Scary scary Peaches Geldof is at the centre of Agent Provocateur’s new season campaign ‘Season of the Witch.’ Alongside Daisy Lowe and other more qualified models, Peaches dons luxury black underwear, and in one photo dresses as a suspender-clad priestess in a mock sacrifice. The end product is very scary indeed, not as scary however as it would have been if an airbrusher hadn’t been used to work their magic.


In other news…
* Lily Allen’s friends are said to be concerned after the outspoken pop star spoke about killing herself last week. The singer said she felt suicidal in a Facebook message that she published on her page – her friends have now likened her heavy-drinking and irrational behaviour to that of Britney.
* Amy’s performance at Bestival is set to be her last until she gets better according to Dad Mitch.
* Nadine Coyle’s new man came over to the UK at the weekend to party with her and meet the rest of the band for the first time. Nadine’s been seeing New York Giants player Jason Bell for a short time and it looks like things are rosy.
* Jamelia has shelved plans to publish an autobiography after fearing it will not be successful. Gutted.

QUOTES OF THE DAY:
- Jade Goody: “I took crack.”
- Ex-PR calls Mills a “pathological liar.”


RUMOUR MILL
- Kelly Brook dating rugby star Cipriani?

CLIPS

It's all about Brits...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnCSw3n5Hks

Jay takes over from Jodie?

Jay Nichols, glamour model and tragic attention seeker, took over where Jodie Marsh left off last night by turning up at Chinawhite wearing a belt for a skirt (literally), knee-high boots, and a fur coat.

She gave waiting paps their money shot for the evening by flashing her boobs before walking into the club, who for some bizarre reason still let her in.

Jay on a previous night out - doing what she does best.

Back to Jack

Wino wino Winehouse ordered 48 bottles of Jack Daniels for her rider for Bestival at the weekend, sparking rumours that she’s ready to clean up her party hard act quite yet.

The hard-living Back to Black singer, 24, has a history of axing gigs at the last minute, and faces legal action after pulling out of a Paris concert just hours before she was due to headline last Friday.
Now organisers of the three-day Bestival event on the Isle of Wight fear she will either back out of her show tomorrow night — or turn up in no fit state to perform.
The best quote from inside sources at the festival says how excited everyone is that Amy’s due to perform, and commented about her said rider – “Whiskey is better than heroin – but not 48 bottles of the stuff.” Classic.

Quote of the day:
Carmen Electra – “I got dirty with Kim [Kardashian].”

RUMOUR MILL
- Ann Hathaway dating Josh Lucas?
- Ulrika in talks for GMTV role? OMG! NOOOOOOOOO!!! I never thought I’d say life was better with Fiona.
- Whitney Houston lined up to star in Celeb BB?

CLIPS

For those of you who need a Sarah Silverman intro...

Sarah's making a rare appearence at the Hammersmith Apollo on Sunday 19th October at 18:30.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40qTXlNJj9s

Kate Moss Catwalk Comeback Queen

Kate Moss returned to the catwalk for the first time in 4 years at The House of Blue Eyes fashion show in Shepherd’s Bush on Tuesday night as a favour for a friend.

Supported at the sidelines by boyfriend Jamie Hince and a handful of other friends Moss looked like she’d never been away as she glided down the catwalk with a top hat and cane in hand.

McFadden apologies

Brian McFadden has apologised for causing offence by claiming that only gay men should wear pink clothing.

The former Westlife singer said he was only having a "light-hearted conversation" on the radio when he made the comments and insisted that they were not meant to be taking seriously.

“Some woman rang in and said my husband wears pink. I was winding her up, saying, 'He must have a dark secret'. But then it got completely taken out of context.”



In other autobiography news…
* ‘Dreams That Glitter’ the Girls Aloud autobiography is out in a few weeks.
* Lynne Spears is about to release a memoir revealing all about Britney titled ‘Through the Storm.’


RUMOUR MILL
- Hugh Grant ex-model 20 years his junior?
- Sienna Miller planning to leave the country to escape the media spotlight?

CLIPS
Development’s Jen in timeless holiday vid…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gis1ouChiO0

GQ awards applaud

Winners last night were...

Outstanding achievement: Led Zepplin
Inspiration: Tony Bennett
Lifetime achievement: David Bailey
Maverick: Mark Ronson
Politician: Boris Johnson
International man: Josh Brolin
Entrepreneur: Gordon Ramsey
Band: Primal Scream
Radio personality: Chris Evans
Chef: Mark Hix
Most Stylish Man: Brandon Flowers
Breakthrough talent: James Corden
Woman of the Year: Sam Taylor Wood
TV personality: James nesbitt
Fashion designer: Christopher Bailey
Author: Joseph O’Neill
Actor: Steve Coogan
Comedians: The Mighty Boosh
Visionary: Sir Peter Blake
Sportsman: Joe Calzaghe
Editor’s Special Award: Rio Ferdinand

Lily Allen opens her big mouth again

The best news from the GQ awards was that Lily ‘unable to keep her mouth shut’ Allen revealed to the world that her brother Alfie and long term girlfriend Jamie Winstone are set to get married. Co-host Lily welcomed Jamie to the stage with the words, “Introducing my soon-to-be sister-in-law Jamie Winstone.”

Jamie seemed to be stunned by these words, as were the rest of the room according to reports, and all could be heard was the whisper from Jamie “Shh, no-one is supposed to know.”

Oops.

In other news…
* Ulrika Jonsson has admitted that she may have cosmetic surgery because her breasts look like "ping pong balls in bin liners".
* CelebAir, premiered on ITV2 last night, follows a group of celebrity contestants as they work for a real-life airline. They are whittled down to the star employee, who will win thousands of pounds for the charity of their choice. Apparently Chico is already getting on everyone’s nerves. Surprise?

Quotes of the day…
* Lily Allen at last nights awards: “F**k off Elton. I’m 40 years younger than you and have my whole life ahead of me!”
* Elton’s reply: “I could snort you under the table.”

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XyGlZ3LbkgU

Doherty suffers overdose in Austria

Pete Doherty went ahead with a gig in Austria after suffering a suspected drug overdose just hours before.

Doherty was revived by medics but refused to visit hospital for further treatment. Instead, he decided to go ahead with his performance, though the crisis had made him four hours late.

He had also been expected to screen a homemade movie at the adult venue. The film features the star discussing his friendships with Kate Moss and Amy Winehouse. This seems not to have gone ahead because of the apparent overdose issue.

In other news…
* Liz McClarnon to write a book on life in a girl band. Looks like cooking’s just not exciting enough for our ex-Atomic (second) favourite. The shock in this story is that unlike every other celebrity out there who fancies themselves as a bit of a writer, apparently our Liz is going to be sharing her story sans ghost writer. Which makes me think that it’s going to be a must buy classic read suitable for anyone’s stocking this Christmas.


BEST QUOTES OF THE DAY…
* Peaches: “I watched dwarf sex show.”
* MEL B “Me and Posh have nothing in common.” Erm… The Spice Girls??


RUMOUR MILL
- MJ has private meeting with Panny Anderson?
- Nicole and Liam moving to NY?
- New Pussycat Dolls songs sound ‘coldplay ish’? Really?

CLIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEeqHj3Nj2c&feature=related

Pete's ready to 'out' the stars

Ashlee Simpson’s husband spent yesterday arvo wandering around Hollywood holding a brown envelope emblazoned with the words, “TOP SECRET INFO (WHO IS GAY IN HOLLYWOOD INSIDE).”

Pete Wentz is no stranger to playing pranks in public – in May he was pictured leaving his house with a paper plate strapped to his face.

He seemed to be having lots of fun with his practical joke yesterday, showing the envelope to paps and public alike. Who knows whether the envelope was empty, or complete with a list of several un-outed Hollywood greats? That’s for Pete only to know as he wasn’t opening the envelope for anyone.


Winehouse facing legal row over missed gig

Amy Winehouse has been threatened with legal action after pulling out of a French music festival at the last minute.The troubled singer had been expected to perform a headline slot at the Rock En Seine event in Paris last night. However, she remained at her home in London due to ill health, according to her spokesman.A statement on the Rock En Seine website has now suggested that Winehouse will be sued for her absence."Amy Winehouse should have arrived on the site early Friday evening. We were told by her agent at 8:00 pm that she wasn't coming," organisers explained. The statement added that "no explanation of the exact reasons for her absence" was offered.Winehouse's next scheduled performance is at the Bestival festival on the Isle of Wight next weekend. Her publicist has said that he cannot comment on whether she will be well enough to go ahead with the gig.


In other news…
* Jason Donavan has announced he’s going to be releasing his first album in 15 years. Eagerly awaited it will include a reworking of his already a classic number one hit ‘Sealed With A Kiss.’ I for one cannot wait until November when the album is out and will be lining up with the other 2 fans outside HMV, Oxford Street the night before its release.
* Helen “I used to love cocaine” Mirren also says how having blonde hair and big boobs is a disadvantage because people patronise and insult you. Being a Mirren fan I hate to snub The Queen but maybe if she didn’t get them out so much…it’s just an option…
* Director Brett Ratner has claimed that Miley Cyrus was as impressive as Madonna when he worked with her earlier this year. Is there no end to this girl’s talent? Is there nothing that she cannot do? I say Miley for president!

RUMOUR MILL
- Development Jen’s hol film of splashing around in Spain’s hottest water park to become blockbuster smash hit?

CLIPS
X factor shocker becomes YouTube sensation…
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GNDGbGVx4PA