Nicole wants Beckham in a Movie

Hollywood beauty Nicole Kidman wants David Beckham in her new movie – playing a hunky builder.
Flame-haired Nicole has been raving about Becks to director Baz Lurhmann and insists he would be ideal for the epic outback love saga called Australia.

And the Moulin Rouge film-maker agreed after seeing the 32-year-old football ace’s biceps and rippling muscles during his trip to Oz with LA Galaxy.

Aussie Lurhmann, 45, reckons Becks has massive star quality and would be perfect as a worker from the outback.

A source in Oz said: “Nicole let slip that she thought David would be perfect to play a labourer in the film, and Baz agrees.

“Apparently Baz thinks David would be great in Australia.

He has all the perfect qualities for the role and is so humble, he would be brilliant.

“At the moment, there are a lot of things up in the air regarding the film as it has already taken nine months to get this far.”

The £65million flick, which will also feature X-Men star Hugh Jackman, 39, has already been in production for nine months and is due to begin shooting again in March.

“It’s only a small role, but everyone is hoping David will consider doing it,” added the source.

Nicole, 40, plays an English aristocrat who falls in love with a rugged Aussie, played by Hugh.

Brian and Delta get Engaged

DELTA GOODREM and BRIAN MCFADDEN have got engaged.
Reports had suggested the Aussie star turned down the former WESTLIFE singer’s proposal, insisting she was “too young” to settle down.
However the loved up pair’s management have issued a statement denying that claim.
It reads: “The couple were hoping to keep the news private however they feel it is important to now confirm their exciting news.”
The lovebirds began dating in 2004 while Brian was still married to drug-using former ATOMIC KITTEN KERRY KATONA.
No date has yet been set for the wedding.

In Other News
The Countryside is the latest victim of political correctness, as styles and kissing gates positioned along footpaths are deemed as a breach of the Disability Discrimination Act. Therefore these familiar features of the countryside, which have been around for decades may be no more.

Heat magazine has been forced to apologise to former glamour model Katuie Price after poking fun at her disabled son Harvery. The publication gave away stickers with it’s last issue, one of which had a picture of Jordan’s child with a slogan saying “Harvey wants to eat me”

There is a growing rate of boys as young as 12 using anabolic steroids to beef them self up to get the ladies according to an article in the Guardian.

The Daily Star reports that Amy Winehouse is considering a boob job after seeing Chantelle Houghton’s new set in yesterday’s issue of the reputable paper. It is reported that Amy was saying “I want a pair like that” after seeing the article.

Billie Piper is set for big things in Hollywood after American bosses loved her sizzling TV hooker saga.

http://www.break.com/index/kelly-pickler-on-game-show1.html

Morrissey in Racism Row

SINGER Morrissey has sparked a racism row by saying he won’t live in Britain because of the “immigration explosion”.
The Smiths legend, who hails from Manchester but lives in Rome, claimed: “England is a memory now.”
And he moaned that Londoners speak with “every other accent under the sun” except British.
Asked if he would consider moving back here, Morrissey said: “Britain’s a terribly negative place. And it hammers people down and it pulls you back and prevents you.
“Also with the issue of immigration, it’s very difficult because, although I don’t have anything against people from other countries, the higher the influx into England the more the British identity disappears. So the price is enormous.
“If you travel to Germany, it’s still absolutely Germany. If you travel to Sweden, it still has a Swedish identity. But travel to England and you have no idea where you are.”

Further quizzed on mass immigration, he added: “You have to be sensible about everything in life. You can’t say ‘Everybody come into my house, sit on the bed, have what you like, do what you like’. It wouldn’t work.”

Hamilton going for the Latest Model

LEWIS HAMILTON - if you are going to pull a supermodel then NAOMI CAMPBELL should be at the back of the grid.
Because anyone looking to corner the squeaky clean market might want to reconsider Naomi as a late night friend.
She has plumbed the depths of depravity snorting up cocaine in the past like you burn petrol.
Lewis and Naomi’s antics on Tuesday suggests they have something to hide.
They ducked for cover when they were spotted outside China Tang restaurant at London’s Dorchester hotel.
He covered his face and sprinted indoors while Naomi crept in after him, keeping her head down.
Strange behaviour unless you are reluctant to be spotted together, wouldn’t you say, Lew?
In September, Naomi said: “The problem is that he just gets all these girls going for him now for the wrong reasons - he needs someone who’s a good girl and not interested in all that.”


In Other News

Parents are being urged to make children log off and listen to bed time stories, as England slip to 15th in the International Reading List. The Education Secretary wants parents to cut down time children spend on electronic entertainment and focus more on reading.

The Swiss Government are funding an ad campaign Africa which depicts Africans begging and being arrested in Europe, in an attempt to deter would be immigrants from moving to Europe.

Apparently David Beckham has been band by his wife Victoria from attended the first gig of the Spice Girls reunion tour in Vancouver. She claims that she would bee too nervous to have him there.

Strictly Come dancing beauty Kelly Brook is devastated after her father lost his long battle with lung cancer yesterday.

In the next few days Jordan is to go under the knife to have her massive boobs reduced.

Gemma Atkinson has been booted out of the Jungle, and therefore I see very little point in watching the show anymore.

Clips

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0

Amy Winehouse Scraps Tour

TROUBLED Amy Winehouse last night sensationally axed the rest of her UK Tour claiming she couldn’t carry on without her jailbird husband.
The broken star issued a statement yesterday afternoon after crisis talks with her management and tour bosses in London.
The meeting ended with Amy “collapsing in floods of tears” demanding her remaining tour dates were scrapped because she couldn’t cope without husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
In a statement Amy, 24, said: “I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same.”
A source inside the crisis talks told The Sun: “Amy was in Brighton this morning preparing at the Hilton for her gig in Bournemouth.
“She suddenly left for London for a meeting yesterday afternoon and decided she couldn’t go on.
“She was in a terrible state in London. She looked awful and had been in floods of tears. She was fragile and weak like an old woman. It was depressing to watch. When the tour was cancelled it was like a weight lifted off her shoulders immediately.”

Oasis Beef up Security

OASIS have been given a police guard at Abbey Road Studios after a crazed stalker turned up and threatened to chin NOEL GALLAGHER.
The Manc rock lords are holed up in the famous North London complex, working day and night on their seventh album.
But the recording was interrupted last week when a crazed Greek fan showed up demanding to speak to guitarist Noel about song lyrics on the new album that he claimed the Oasis rocker had stolen.
Police were called to sort the headcase out after he threatened staff but he fled just before they arrived. A source at the studio said: “The guy showed up in a proper rage.
“He meant business and was clearly off his rocker.
“He claimed that he had written all this material that Noel had nicked off him for the new album.
“The fella was fuming and was threatening to beat Noel up over it all.
“He was cursing at staff and being really threatening so the cops were called in.
“He tried to force his way into the studio but couldn’t get through. He heard the police were coming and turned on his heels.
“By the time the bobbies got down there he had gone.
“They had a word with the band and pulled Noel aside to tell him to be careful.
“They asked for a listen to the new album too but were politely thanked for their help and shown the door.”
Following the incident, Oasis have strengthened security at the studio and will have a police presence for the rest of the album’s recording.

Hogan on the Rocks

BROOKE HOGAN shows her dad how lycra should be worn on this Miami holiday.
The HULKSTER'S daughter displayed her toned bod and what many are speculating are surgically enhanced bangers, on a sunning session by the pool.
All is not rosy in the Hogan household at present, not that you would know by looking at busty Brooke.
Her dad Hulk, real name Terry Bollea, found out his wife LINDA, Brooke's mum, wants a divorce after being told by his lawyer.
But today the wrestling legend may have been thrown a lifeline by his missus, who is hoping for a reconciliation.
A source close to her said: "She keeps saying to him 'Can't we find a way to make this work?"
"She doesn't want to see the family break up. She really wants to work it out with him. But it is like pushing up against a brick wall.
"She is heartbroken about it."
Meanwhile the couple's son, NICK HOGAN, was arrested on reckless driving charges after a car crash nearly killed his friend.
Local police said Nick crashed on August 26 while street racing.
Bollea's passenger, JOHN CRAZIANO, was not wearing a seatbelt and was critically injured. Nick escaped with minor injuries.

In Other News

Mel B has danced her way to 2nd place in the US version of Strictly Come Dancing. The Spice girl, supported by her fellow band mates, narrowly missed out on victory to Indy Car driver Helio Castroneves.

A pill that that is supposed to help you quit smoking has been linked to suicide. Despite there being no reported suicides the pill is said to have adverse side effects such as depression and suicidal thoughts.

A court has ruled that Britney Spears will be allowed her two boys for Christmas Day. The troubled singer is said to be ecstatic with the ruling and is planning to do all the cooking her self. For some reason I don’t envy the boys!

TV Chef and I’m a Celebrity star John Burton Race left the Jungle only to find that his wife, with whom he is in the process of a divorce, has closed his Michelin-starred restaurant in Devon and sacked the 20 staff without his knowledge.

Clips

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Lily's Health Scare

POP star LILY ALLEN has revealed the REAL reason for her new fitness regime — she has a heart murmur.
Pals became worried for the 22-year-old singer when she shed nearly 1½stone and dropped from Size 12 to 8 in just six weeks.
But the Smile artist says the weight fell off when she scrambled to the gym after a medic discovered the murmur.
Lily said: “I found out about three months ago. I have been asthmatic all my life but this was really quite scary.
“When they asked me how much exercise I did, I had to be honest and say hardly any.
“Now I make sure I work out three times a week. And I don’t hold back — it’s a hardcore routine in the gym.”
A murmur — a soft rushing sound heard with a stethoscope — is often harmless. But it can also indicate a hole in the heart or a valve problem.
Keeping fit tones heart muscles and helps the organ to cope with the condition. Lily said: “I used to love nothing more than sitting in front of the telly with two packets of Ginger Nuts and two bags of milk bottle sweets. I’d devour the lot.
“But this heart thing has made me cut back on that kind of c**p.”
She told a magazine: “I haven’t done this because I want to be some skinny minnie.
“I just like being more toned. It has made me really happy. I should give up smoking but haven’t quite managed that yet.”

Cowell to Take Over the World

SIMON COWELL is putting together the biggest TV show in history — The World’s Got Talent.
To be broadcast next autumn, with ANT & DEC at the helm, it will put 25 talent show winners from around the globe in a head-to-head battle so one can be crowned the most talented person on the planet.
Mr Nasty reckons the show could land an audience of more than 200million — with the winner walking away with a million dollar purse.
Last night the pop mogul told me: “We have been thinking about doing this for a long time.
“The planet has been crying out for a world talent competition.”
Simon and lardy toff judge PIERS MORGAN will be on a panel of five offering their thoughts on the weird and the wacky brought to London for the telly spectacle.
The fat tum of the opera, PAUL POTTS, will compete for the UK in the champion of champions show.
Is there anyone who can compete with the former mobile phone salesman’s talent?
Mmmmm . . .

In Other News
MTV favourite Kerry Katona was reportedly “not that Fussed” by not being invited to ex-band mate Natasha Hamilton’s wedding. (OK Magazine)

Sir Richard Branson and his Virgin empire have had their offer accepted to help struggling bank Northern Rock, with the intentions of amking the bank part of the Virgin brand.

A Santa yesterday was ordered to pay compensation to the three elves he sacked in order to cut costs.

Babyshambles’s Pete Doherty may finally be on the road to recovery but his band are still struggling to sell tickets for their arena tour which kicked off last night in Manchester with a half full MEN arena.

A British Teacher who was arrested in Sudan is facing up to 40 lashes for blasphemy, after allowing her class of seven year olds to name a teddy bear Mohammed.

Jungle Update:

Anna Ryder Richardson was last night evicted from the Jungle boot camp, and was said to be relieved by the viewers decision as she felt rapped in the Jungle. Also rumours are hotting up that bookies are planning to rig the phone in final by flooding the phone lines with votes for jungle bitch Janice Dickinson.

Clips:

http://www.break.com/index/japanese-binocular-soccer.html

Nazi Dad

A CRUEL father kept his wife and five children caged for two years in a “concentration camp” he built to resemble Nazi hell-hole Auschwitz.
Anatoly Titsky, 47, spent months erecting the “maximum security correctional facility” deep in a forest.

He dug a deep trench around the camp and surrounded it with a 20ft-high barbed wire fence.
And 20 ferocious guard dogs patrolled day and night, trained to kill any of the family if they tried to escape.

Son Sasha, 17, and his sisters Vera, 14, Polina, 13, Valentina, 12, and Kristina, five, perched for hours on tree stumps while Titsky lectured them on MORALITY.
Armed police raided the camp near the southern Russian town of Tashtagol, after a terrified mushroom picker stumbled across it.
As they closed in the sadistic dad ordered the family to flee into the forest where they were found hours later.
Under questioning Titsky — who had been banned from looking after his kids — finally admitted he “had been a little strict” on them.
The mushroom picker said yesterday: “When I happened across the prison it was like a concentration camp from Nazi Germany.
“There were red flags marking the limits and psychotic dogs foaming at the mouth while children stared out from behind the barbed wire.”
Inside, hardened cops were sickened by the nightmare the children had endured.
Officer Dmitry Altunin yesterday said: “The air was thick with the stench of rotting garbage and there was a pile of rags the kids used to keep themselves warm in winter.


Sienna Lays Down the Law

SIENNA MILLER has told boyfriend RHYS IFANS to stick his Primrose Hill pals after she was humiliated once again by his pal KATE MOSS.
Kate sensationally knocked back Sienna’s olive branch after Rhys begged her to call the supermodel.
Rhys was desperate to get back in with his old caner pals. But now Sienna is furious and the pair have become completely isolated from the rest of the North London gang.
The Factory Girl has told him she no longer cares about being part of the cliquey set.
A source said: “Rhys persuaded Sienna to call Kate the night before DAVINIA TAYLOR’s 30th birthday party to see if she needed any help.
“Rhys has felt a huge hole in his life where his friends used to be. He’s accepted it would be impossible for him to be mates with Sienna’s ex JUDE LAW now.
“But he thought if he could swing Kate around he would be able to get friends like SADIE FROST and Davinia’s husband DAVE GARDNER back onside.
“He told Sienna it would really help if she called Kate. She refused at first, saying it would be a really unnatural thing to do.


In Other News

Shamed Sophie Anderton was heading to rehab last night after being exposed as a drug pushing hooker, the model was reportedly suffering a break down and so checked herself into the Priory clinic for a cocaine addiction and severe depression.

Michael Parkinson filmed his last chat show last night after a 36 year long career, he chose a star studded line up for his 2 hour farewell special to be shown on ITV1 next month.

Love Island’s Paul Danan has been sacked from his role as Jack in Jack And The Beanstalk for swearing in front of kids. He lost his role in the Christmas panto after hundreds of kids turned up to watch him and other cast members turn on the Christmas lights, in which he was so abusive he received an £80 on the spot fine by the police.

A world record shark has been caught off the coast of Cornwall. The 17ft Thresher shark was accidently landed and weighs in at over half a ton.

Jungle Update:

Marc Bannerman admited that he had fallen for Cerys whilst in the Jungle in an emotional interview with the shows producers last night. The ex-Eastender was filmed in tears after admiting his guilt for hurting his girlfriend Sarah Matravers.

The second celeb to leave th jungle left last night in the shape of Katie.

England Failures

It was another embarrassing night for English football as we crashed out of the Euro qualifiers with a 3 – 2 defeat to Croatia. England’s blushes were already spared once by Israel when they beat Russia at the weekend, which meant all we needed was a draw to secure a place in the tournament next summer. However, Steve Mclaren’s team, or ex –team if reports are to be believed, went 2 nil down within the first 20 minutes, only to claw it back in the second half with a lucky penalty and great finish by lanky Peter Crouch, to then see them concede the lead once more.

With such individual talent in the England line up, qualification for major tournaments such just be a mere formality, but as per usual our superstars with their super salaries failed to perform, leaving qualification to the last minute which back fired dramatically last night. With Mclaren almost certainly being shown the door, bets are already being taken for his predecessor, whose first job will to ensure England qualify for the 2010 World Cup.

From Bad to Worse for Winehouse

TROUBLED star Amy Winehouse looks like she is bee-hiving badly again - snapped with a white blob up her nose.
The dishevelled singer had just spent two hours after a Blackpool gig with a young Mini-Me fan.
She spotted the girl with a copy of her trademark hairdo and jumped off stage to hand her earrings.
Then she grabbed her by the hand and invited her back stage.
When the pair appeared again onlookers were left wondering if 24-year-old Amy - who claims to be be free of drugs - had slipped back to wild ways.
One said: “Amy had been in high spirits all night and clearly had blobs of a white powder up her nose.
“She looked a bit wide-eyed too.
“I can only imagine what the girl’s mum will make of it all.”
A fan at Tuesday’s show said: “She turned up an hour late, but she soon won us over.”

In Other News

Chantelle Houghton was granted a quickie divorce yesterday on the grounds of Preston’s unreasonable behaviour. Their 10 month marriage was over in just 90 seconds.

More then 100,000 salmon have been wiped out in a single attack by jellyfish off the coast of Northern Ireland. The Mauve stinger which caused many beaches to be closed in the Mediterranean over the summer due to it’s particularly potent sting, has estimated to have caused nearly a million pounds worth of damage.

Channel 4 is set to make a 12 part series in which it documents the progress of 9 disabled film makers, as they write, direct and edit their projects. The series finale culminates in a screening of the films in London, where the winner will be announced.

Pupils are to be taught Karaoke in primary schools as part of a new government incentive to harness children’s musical talents. Teachers can download backing tracks from a new website dedicated to musical education, which their pupils can sing along to.

Jungle Update:

Marc Bannerman was booted out of the jungle last night as he now faces the daunting task of facing his girlfriend’s rage at his antics in the jungle with ex Catatonia singer Cerys Matthews. Sarah Matravers, who swore to end things with Marc his behaviour continued the way it was in the jungle, will no doubt want to have a few words with the ex Eastender. Good luck Marc.

Clips:

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Spice Girls' charity single bombs

HEADLINES IS THE KIDS CHARITY'S WORST-SELLING SINGLE
Cover your other eye, Pudsey! The Spice Girls' comeback single looks like being the worst-selling Children In Need song EVER.
Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) - the first track the five Spices have recorded together since the band split up nine years ago - has scraped into the midweek charts at No.10.
All the proceeds from the sale of the single go to charity. Sadly it has only sold a measly 5,278 copies, despite being available digitally last week and in the shops from Sunday
And it's being roundly trounced by Leona Lewis, Shayne Ward and Kylie.

Despite the Spice Girls' much hyped return - including a sensational performance for the Victoria's Secrets fashion show in LA last week - the band have failed to whip up any enthusiasm for their new track.
An insider reveals: "There has been a tremendous buzz about the Spice return, but sales for both their Greatest Hits album and the single have not matched up to the hype.
"The fact that Headlines is for charity should have helped boost its performance but that hasn't happened."
The single was deemed so dire by Radio 1 bosses that it was relegated to the C-list and got hardly any airplay.

Angelina Jolie Might lose Daughter

Angelina and Brad must be suffering a Madonna style anguish as a woman claiming to be the birth mother of their 3 year old adopted daughter Zahara is demanding to see her. Angelina has always made it clear that one of her priorities was to make sure all her children stayed in touch with their cultural roots. However, Zahara's natural family say that Angelina has failed to live up to her promise after adopting the Ethiopian orphan. Furthermore, despite being registered an orphan, Mentewab Dawit, 20, has reiterated claims she first made in 2005 that she is in actual fact Zahara's biological mother and she wants her back.

Other News

Rumours have started circulating that Victoria Beckham may be expecting another child on the eve of their comeback tour. VB has been spotted buying pink baby clothes in a LA store and apparently suffering from morning sickness, although all claims have been denied by the her rep.

Over 3,000 people have joined a Facebook group petitioning for Heather Mills to drink rats milk, after she launched her vegan campaign yesterday suggesting the public replace dairy products with rats milk.

A mum was jailed yesterday after allowing her daughter to skive a staggering 181 lessons out of a possible 200. A few of the excuses the youngster used to blag her mum to make her go to school were; bad hair days, cat fur on her uniform and being too tired. The mum is to serve two weeks for failing to ensure her daughter’s regular school attendance.

A scorpion bigger than man has been discovered by dinosaur hunters. Apparently the beast was over 8 feet tall and terrorised the seas over 400 million years ago.

An avid Doctor Who fan payed £5,500 pounds yesterday as she battled it out with other fans in a bidding war over a stick of celery. The plastic prop was used as a lapel badge by the fifth doctor, played by Peter Davidson.

Jungle Update

Medics were rushed into the jungle yesterday after ex footballer Rodney Marsh took a tumble whilst out collecting firewood for the camp. The oldest out of the lot fell awkwardly damaging his knee and leaving him unable to walk back to camp. Luckily Anna Ryder Richardson was on hand to run back to camp and get the help of the others. ITV bosses didn’t risk putting Marsh back into the jungles last night, instead checking him into a hotel.

GOOD LUCK ENGLAND!

Clips:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGidU8jKt18

BBC Blunder

TV presenter Griff Rhys Jones has landed the BBC in to another faking row after falsely claiming to have climbed Britain’s tallest peak Ben Nevis. On both a voice over during his BBC1 programme and a book accompanying the series Griff claimed to have reached the highest point of the country, but in an embarrassing back down yesterday he was forced to admit that in actual fact he had reached the peak of a neighbouring mountain falling nearly a mile and a half short of Ben Nevis’s summit. This latest blunder from just ads to their recent troubles including the fake phone-ins and wrongly portraying the Queen storming out of a photo shoot.

Heather Mills suggests drinking Rat's Milk: Mental!

Heather Mills launched a campaign yesterday to encourage fellow Brits to drink rat’s milk rather then milk from dairy and meat animals, like cows. Deluded Mills is campaigning to save the planet from harmful greenhouse gasses caused by live stock, and that we should all go vegan to save the planet. Further more the campaign headed by the ex wife of Sir Paul McCartney, goes onto to poke fun of her disability by claiming “You haven’t got a leg to stand on” remarkable consider she publicly damned the British press and public for mocking her disability.

In Other News

The online Shop Amazon has revealed a new digital device which is said to do for literature what the Ipod has done for music. The new hand held device dubbed the “Kindle” can download a book in under a minute and hold up to 200 volumes, which can be read on its digital ink screen.

The lovely Girls Aloud ladies have been forced to beef up security as they are apparently being stalked by a crazed lesbian. Rumour says the deranged fan managed to sneak backstage at their G-A-Y gig on Saturday night where she waited for the ladies naked in their dressing room.

Further health scares for Amy Winehouse as an article in Heat Magazine claimes the troubled singer in now suffering from un explained fits.

The creator of hit TV series Heroes has been forced to apologise to the American audience for the slow start of the 2nd series. It has been reported that mistakes have been made with choice of storylines, but they are working hard to get the show back on track.

An article in the Mail has revealed that 4 out of 10 women prefer shopping to sex, and that those who have been married for 20 years or more would be quite happy to go without sex completely.


Jungle Update

Furious girlfriend of Marc Bannerman has arrived in Australia to dump her man after he shared a cheeky snog with ex Catatonia singer Cerys Matthews. Sarah Matravers vowed to finish with her man if the continual flirting between Marc and Cerys developed into anything more, and as her plane touchdown in Aus her man was sharing an intimate moment with his co star.

Clips

Some more of the old favourite Human Tetris, but sexy!

http://www.break.com/index/sexy-tetris.html

Not much in the news today.

Queen of the Screen

Keira Knightly was crowned queen of the big screen in London last night after scooping Film Actress of the Year at the annual Variety Club Showbiz Awards. The 22 year old was rewarded for her role in Atonement.

The award show hosted by Myleene klass is now in its 55th year and is Britain’s oldest show business gala evening, other winners including Strictly Come Dancing for Best TV Show, Michael Parkinson for Outstanding Contribution and Jude Law won Acot of the year but was unable to attend the event

Kerry's Bust

According to the News of the World, MTV’s favourite Kerry Katona is on the verge of bankruptcy after blowing a fortune on cocaine, booze, partying and flash cars. It has been reported that the star of the Iceland Adverts and self confessed bi-polar sufferer owes the Tax man alone £200, 000 by the end of the year, and also has massive credit card and loan bills to deal with. Kerry and Hubby Mark Croft have reportedly hired in a team of prefoessional insolvency advisers to help them avoid paying massive sums of money and avoid bankruptcy.

In Other News

For any star gazers out there tonight should be a very special night as a massive comet passes in front of the a star.

Super model Sophie Anderton has been exposed as a drug pushing, high class prostitute, who apparently charges £10, 000 a night for her services. The I'm a celebrity star has consequently lost a six figure deal resulting from the allegations made by an under cover reporter.

Clip

http://www.break.com/index/snowboarder-takes-out-model.html

http://www.break.com/index/dude-spins-buddy-on-his-head.html

ITV Attempt to Ban Simon Cowell from Children in Need

ITV chiefs were forced into a humiliating climbdown last night – after banning Simon Cowell from Children In Need.

Station bosses had already been left fuming by Simon’s recent appearance on BBC2’s Top Gear.

Then the X Factor boss – who is on a £20million deal with ITV – agreed to join fellow judges Louis Walsh and Sharon Osbourne on tonight’s BBC1 charity event.
The trio were to introduce their star act Leona Lewis who will sing on the show.
But ITV said that would breach his contract.
But last night they agreed to let Cowell on the live extravaganza after all.
A source said: “Simon was furious. Children In Need is close to his heart.”

Spice Girls Debut Performance

The Spice Girls have performed live for the first time since their reunion at the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show in Los Angeles.

The British quintet only performed two songs, including their new single Headlines and old favourite Stop. The appearance which is due to be aired on the 4th December has been seen as a good warm up for the ladies prior to embarking n their World tour next month, starting in Canada.

In Other News

A government survey has revealed that the stresses of modern day life on kids in Britain today are driving them to Drink. The survey conducted by Ofsted says that money and exam worries are to blame for an increase of drink problems in teens, and that there is a growing proportion taking hard drugs.

A pal of chart topping star Leona Lewis has been shot dead in a gangland style shooting in London yesterday. The unprovoked attack by hoodies as reportedly left the X factor winner devastated only a few days after reaching number 1 with her debut single bleeding.

Amy Winehouse’s Tour manger has quit after doctors found traces of heroin in his blood, from inhaling it passively on the troubled stars tour bus. Thom Stone said it was a nightmare job and half the time he ever wondered whether Amy would make it up onto stage after watching her get off her head on drugs with hubby Blake.

Jungle Update:

New contestant Christopher Biggins is set to be showing off his lovely set of pink boxers, Biggins reportedly stated how much he loathes trousers and the first thing he does when he gets in from work is strip off, and apparently it is going to be no different in the jungle. Also, Gemma Atkinson celebrates her birthday today.

Clips

According to Sticky this is what is what you have to be down with to be cool with the kids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EkNnXlwH1o

ITV Dramas adopt a new Twist

ITV have introduced anew twist to a string of new dramas released on the channel. They have extended audience voting to the fictional series in which the viewing public get to vote on their preferred endings. The first series to adopt the new format will be Rock Rivals, a fictional drama which follows the behind the scenes backstabbing of the judges in a fictional signing contest. The series has had two possible endings filmed and a week long vote will decided which of the fictional contestants will win the show.

This new twist has also been seen as attempt by ITV to put the shambles of the phone in scandal well and truly behind them, with the channel confirming calls will not be charged at peak rates.

AMY Booed on Opening Night
AMY WINEHOUSE went into meltdown on stage last night hours after visiting her husband in jail.
The star appeared drunk and turned her gig into a crazed tribute to hubby BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, which had fans booing and walking out.

Hundreds left Birmingham’s NIA on the first night of her 17-date UK tour.
Fielder-Civil is in London’s Pentonville Prison accused of GBH and conspiracy to pervert the course of justice.
Earlier yesterday she had visited him inside for the first time since his arrest on Thursday last week.
During the gig Amy had to be supported by her band as she almost collapsed in tears.
And as fans tired of the mumbling star and began booing, Amy turned on her audience.
She said: “Let me tell you something. First of all, if you’re booing you’re a mug for buying a ticket.
“Second to all the people booing — just wait till my husband gets out”

In other news

Private schools are set to abandon the National Curriculum as it is seen as “too trendy according to the Times. Heads want top schools to return to a more traditional core knowledge popular in the 50s, next it will be good old slate and chalk.

Boyzone have officially announced their reunion with a string of 10 UK tour dates. The Irish quintet are the latest in a trend of reforming bands along with Take That and The Spice Girls.

It has been reported that eccentric stand up comedian Russell Brand was abused as a child. He has been reported that he was molested by a neighbour a a youth.

Jungle Update

Finally!!, Last night saw the reason why I’m a Celebrity appeals to its male audience, with a few of the busty celebs stripping off for a quick wash in their skimpy bikinis. According to the Star it has started the battle of the Breast with both Gemma Atkinson and Cerys Matthews stripping off to their smalls to reveal their bubbly personalities, and automatically joining the I’m A Celebrity Bust hall of fame alongside previous contestants Myleen Klass and Jordan. Gemma gets my vote.

Music Review

Make Model at the Barfly, supported by local boys Vinnie Vinnie who have all the feel good factor of an average Beatles tribute band with the outfits to match, Make Model performed their melodic tunes to a full but static Barfly. This band are well worth a listen especially if the likes of Arcade Fire tipple your fancy. Their new single The Was is out this month, check out their Myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/makemodel

Take That to Round Off 2007 by Bringing in 2008

TAKE THAT have signed up to celebrate an incredible 12 months by bringing in the New Year live on ITV.
The manband have been locked in talks about starring in the special. And yesterday MARK OWEN, GARY BARLOW, HOWARD DONALD and JASON ORANGE finally put pen to paper.
The lads will line up alongside a stellar guestlist on the big countdown. A source said: “The lads had discussions for a long time. They have been on tour and the Christmas period had been signed off as holiday.
But ITV have made an incredible offer and they couldn’t refuse.”
The show is being filmed at London’s O2 Arena and SUGABABES have also signed up to perform.
The boys have been rocked in recent weeks after Howard punctured a lung doing a stage backflip.
He’ll be back on form in time to perform — hopefully with some trademark breakdancing moves.
I’m sure all TT fans will agree, having them on telly at New Year is a great way to sign off 2007

Like father Like Daughter

Shamed Bianca Gascoigne wept yesterday after being given a 17-month driving ban for drink-driving.
The beauty crashed her new £35,000 Mercedes while drunk in September.

The former Love Island winner – who admitted being almost twice the legal limit – was so drunk on the night she crashed that she passed out as police breath-tested her, a court heard yesterday.

Bianca, who wore three-inch white stilettos and tight black trousers as she represented herself at Watford Magistrates’ Court yesterday, said: “I know what I did was wrong.

“I have let my brothers and my mother down.

“I hold my hands up to it. It was a really stupid thing to do and I will never do it again. I’m really sorry.”

She crashed on September 24 after spending the day drinking champagne to mark her mum Sheryl’s 42nd birthday.

The curvy star, stepdaughter of fallen soccer idol Paul Gascoigne, 40, careered down a hill and ploughed into the back of a red Honda Civic in Hemel Hempstead, Herts, the court heard.

Other News

Slightly mental Heather Mills is in talks with BBC bosses to make a return to the dance floor in a one off Christmas special of Strictly Come Dancing.

Jennifer Ellison has been rumoured to find new love with a charming young man in the shape of Will Young’s twin brother Rupert.

Winehouse was at the centre of a health scare last night, yes again! As an ambulance was called to the singer’s London flat, but she was not taking to hospital. It is said she was depressed after being turned away from seeing hubby Blake Fielder Civil at Pentonville prison earlier that day.

The number of young women being treated for drink related illnesses is soaring at the moment according to doctors.

Jungle Update

The battle to be queen of the jungle is being dramatically overshadowed by the battle for bitch of the jungle. The new celebrity series got off to an explosive start with Janice Dickinson and Lynne Franks at each others throats from the off set, and now things have been spiced up with the entrance of Apprentice backstabber Katie Hopkins, who was straight into the thick of things with a run in with self confesed jungle bitch Janice.

Also is there a hint of romance in the camp this year? sparks seem to be flying between Cerys Matthews and ex Eastender Marc Bannerman. Jordan and Peter eat your heart out.

Clips

couldn't find much today, enjoy a good tune

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBT5WwtE-v8

Trouble In the Jungle

It’s only day one and already there is trouble brewing as scary Janice Dickinson sparked panic in the jungle by threatening to stab Lynne Franks.
The mouthy model claimed she would knife Lynne and “eat her tits” — because she had a better bed.
Furious Janice, 52, ranted to other I’m A Celeb contestants: “I’m going to stab her in the middle of the night and take her bed.
"Don’t think I’m kidding, I’ll eat her tits. I’ll fry up those big old boobs.”
The American first fell out with PR guru Lynne over food.
Lynne, 59, suggested the group save some first night nosh to spread over two nights.
Janice moaned: “I don’t mind you suggesting things, Lynne, but can I have an She then branded Lynne a “freak” and “shrew”.

Better bed ... Lynne
Lynne hit back: “You’re aggressive, you’re bossy — all the things I am — and then it’s just too much.”
The pair’s behaviour shocked former 5ive star Jason Brown, who told them: “You two have got to have a fight and sort it out.”
However, the pair later made up and hugged.
Grovelling Janice told Lynne: “You’re the sage of the group, a spiritual healer. You’re a teacher.”
She then creepily added: “I’m your humble student.”


Lily Who?

LILY ALLEN is in talks to be Doctor Who’s next assistant.
Show bosses desperately want the singer to sex-up the sci-fi series.
Catherine tate is currently filming in the role but bosses want Lily to succeed her in battling alien enemies including the Daleks and the Cybermen.
The BBC recently handed the Smile star her own chat show and hope it will be the start of a long-term relationship.
They would love her to take over one of the most high-profile female roles on British TV.

A show source said: “Lily is multi-talented. She comes from more of a TV background than a musical one. After the chat show we hope she’ll take over from Catherine as Dr Who’s assistant.



Russell's Bonkers

TELLY’S Russell Brand has confessed he went into rehab to control his BONKING – after discovering being famous was like “a Wonka ticket to a sex factory”.
The ex-junkie, 32, spent a month in the “winky-nick” – a US sex addiction clinic – in a bid to cure his randiness.
Brand sought treatment for his “carnal overindulgences” with lapdancers and prostitutes when his insatiable lust began to threaten his career.
He revealed: “At one point I had a harem of about ten women, whom I would rotate – in addition to one-night stands and random casual encounters.
Recreational
“But shagging – incessant as it was – no longer seemed to have the required calming effect.”

Ladies ... Brand bedded Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, and page 3 model Keeley
The comic’s worried manager John Noel – who had previously booked him into rehab to cure his heroin addiction – arranged the stay at the KeyStone clinic in Philadelphia



In other News:

• Lily Allen’s brother is to reveal all as he stars on stage in the touring version of Equus. His co-star Laura O’Toole is the girlfriend of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, who made headlines for starring in the London’s West End version.
  
  
• Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp is to play a real blood thirsty cut-throat in his next movie role as the The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street: Sweeney Todd. Starring alongside Helena Bonham Carter
  
  
• Megan Thomas (20) has become the first person to win a discrimination claim for being “too young”, after being fired from her position as a secretary at a swanky members only club.
  
  
• Text messages sent by Prince Harry to a mystery women are to blame for his split from long term girlfriend Chelsy Davy

Clips of the Day:

http://www.break.com/index/bowling_bad_shot.html

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezNfAbeZZmk

Test

Doctor John

John Simm will reportedly take over the role of The Doctor from David Tennant, playing the eleventh incarnation of the popular Time Lord.

The News of the World claims that the deal has been signed, with the former Life on Mars star to play the coveted role in the fifth season due to be screened in 2010.

The tabloid cites a BBC insider as saying: "John is absolutely over the moon. He's got a six-year-old son who is a massive Doctor Who fan and he can't believe his dad is going to fly the Tardis at work."

Simm appeared in the final three episodes of the third season of Doctor Who earlier this year in a different role - as evil Time Lord The Master.

Rich Robbie

Robbie Williams earned a massive £32,200,163 from his world tour last year.

The singer performed at 44 gigs in 14 countries over a period of nine months in 2006, but the pressures of the tour resulted in him becoming hooked on anti-depressants and checking into rehab.

Williams' tour profits nearly equalled his earnings from the previous four years. He has earned £67,811,209 since his music business, The In Good Company Co Limited, was set up in March 2002.

Kanye's mom dies

The mother of rap star Kanye West has died at the age of 58 after cosmetic surgery developed complications.

Dr Donda West, who managed the star's businesses and educational foundation and was the subject of his song Hey Mama, died in Los Angeles on Saturday.

Her publicist Patricia Green said she passed away "as the result of complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure", but gave no more details.

In other news

* Penny Lancaster has become the sixth celebrity to be voted off Strictly Come Dancing.

* CBeebies is to leave BBC Television Centre for the Teddington Studios to cut costs.

* Playboy model and socialite Kim Kardashian may have said she wanted to ban it, but her sex tape is now being released in full.

* Sexy singer Nadine Coyle is looking for a ballsy man ‘to wear the trousers’.

* X Factor girl band Hope are sleeping in separate bedrooms following a series of rows.

* Arlene Phillips has warned Kelly Brook that she needs to "grow up" if she wants to win Strictly Come Dancing. The show's judge insisted that Brook and her dance partner Brendan Cole lack chemistry because Kelly has been acting like a "giggling six-year-old".

* Blue Peter is once again at the centre of a row over TV fakery after it emerged that it used child actors instead of website participants in a segment featuring Dead Ringers' Jon Culshaw.

* Samuel Preston has reunited with his ex-fiancée Camille Aznar.

* GMTV chief Clive Crouch has banned Lorraine Kelly from appearing in an advertising campaign for ASDA.

* The Spice Girls' comeback track 'Headlines' has been branded "not strong enough" by Radio 1's playlist team.

* Rik Waller, with the ego to match, has finally quit singing. A condition of his pagan marriage to Kelly Bliss was that he would finally put the microphone down.


Clip of the day

Spice Girls Tesco Ad

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/spice_tesco_2007?id=WRGZ30-KfIs

Lion at party

http://www.break.com/index/arab-guy-brings-lion-to-party.html

One of my favourite clips of all time

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TAA6LZcJhjU

"Here endeth my last blog. I hope it has educated, informed and entertained. Au revoir."

Judgey

Doherty Shame

Pete Doherty yesterday said he felt “only shame” after The Sun revealed he is back on heroin – and vowed to return to rehab.

Mobile phone footage showed the Babyshambles frontman injecting the drug last Friday, hours after returning to the UK from the MTV Europe Music Awards in Munich.

The shocking film of Doherty taking the killer drug is a clear breach of magistrates’ warnings he will face jail unless he stays clean.


Frank is the coolest - Fact

Frank Carter, the lead singer of punk band Gallows, is this year's coolest person in rock, according to NME.

The 23-year-old has become well-known for his wild on-stage behaviour, such as being tattooed on stage during a gig at this year's Reading Festival.

Klaxons' Jamie Reynolds was named the second coolest artist in the poll with CSS frontwoman Lovefoxx coming third.

Gossip singer Beth Ditto was top of the weekly magazine's list last year, but finished ninth in this year's survey.


Wino no show

Amy Winehouse has upset fans, friends and tour organisers with her series of no-shows — and now she’s added Pinewood Studios to the list.

Staff ready to film her new video waited for her to appear for 15 hours but the Rehab singer didn’t turn up. The shoot, for single Love Is A Losing Game, had to be abandoned at a cost of £70,000.

Many of the team vowed not to work with Wino again.

A source said: “The crew waited from 8am until 11pm but she didn’t show. Her management were running around calling her, calling her husband and sent a car to her place.

"She kept saying she would be there in a minute. Eventually the director sent everyone home. Overtime costs are massive.

Kates got Harsh

Party-loving Kate Moss goes on a boozy bender — with her new transvestite pal DJ Jodie Harsh.

Supermodel Kate, 33, jumped in a cab with the cross-dresser and her boyfriend Jamie Hince, 39.

The trio had been to a bash at plush Claridges Hotel in Mayfair, central London.

In other news

* Prince is trying to ban his own fansites from using pictures of him.

* I'm a celebrity line up:

Right Said Fred

Janice Dickinson

Koo Stark

Katie Hopkins

Gemma Atkinson

Christopher Biggins

Marc Bannerman

Anna Ryder Richardson

Jason ‘J’ Brown

Malcolm McLaren

Rodney Marsh

Cerys Matthews

John Burton Race

Lynne Franks

* John Barrowman releases his new album next week.

* Lindsay Lohan's mum, Dina began filming a reality series in New York last month.

* Paris Hilton is fronting a campaign to prevent elephants from being electrocuted after drinking alcohol.

* Britney Spears' mum has taken responsibility for her daughter's recent troubles.

* Ian Brown is to release a single in Japanese next month.

* Black Eyed Peas star Fergie has claimed that she is proud of her pole dancing hobby.

* Channel 4 will take television dramas including Skins onto its digital radio stations, according to director of radio Nathalie Schwarz.

* Filming has stopped on The Office after Steve Carell failed to show up for work in support of the writers' strike.

* Singer Jennifer Lopez has finally confirmed she is expecting a baby with her husband Marc Anthony, after months of speculation.

Clips of the day

Never seen anything quite like it

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/twin_musical_tesla_coils_playing_mario_bros?id=B1O2jcfOylU

All the Rocky films in 5 seconds

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/all_the_rocky_movies_in_5_seconds?id=mj3xM4mFS9Y

Writers strike explained

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/why_we_fight?id=oJ55Ir2jCxk

Miller marriage?

Sienna Miller has reportedly got engaged to Rhys Ifans after he proposed to her with a poem he had written.

Ifans reportedly sang 'Marry This Misfit' while playing his guitar and read her the words: "I bleed for you."

Miller did not realise the Notting Hill star was being serious at first and simply laughed. A source said: "She fell about laughing, but soon realised Rhys was serious. While she didn't give him an answer straight away, she's since been thinking about it more and more."

But some of the pair's friends claim Miller has already said yes to Ifans. One told the Mirror: "After telling people about Rhys's strange proposal, Sienna's been very coy about what her answer was. She's been fudging the issue with mates and lots of people are starting to think that she may have even said yes."


Mika says no to boyz

Mika has blocked Boyzone from recording his song 'I Gave It All Away'. The singer had originally planned to allow other acts to record the tune but decided the Irish boyband's version was "too cheesy" to be released.

An industry source told The Sun: "Mika wrote the song and made it available for other artists. "Boyzone loved it. They thought it was perfect to launch their comeback so they recorded it and it sounded great - a certain number one."

A friend of Mika commented: "He is keen to start writing for other pop artists as well as himself. But Boyzone isn’t really what he had in mind.

Son of Knight Rider

MAKERS of the new Knight Rider TV series have found a replacement for David Hasselhoff.

According to reports in the US, soap actor Justin Bruening will take the lead role, playing the son of Hasselhoff's character Michael Knight.

Bruening is best known in the States for his role in All My Children, which he has played since 2003.

The return of Knight Rider follows the remake of another 80s classic, Bionic Women, staring Ex-EastEnders star Michelle Ryan which has become a ratings hit.

No Hope

Futureproof have slammed X Factor rivals Hope - saying the girls all hate each other.

Singer Richard Wilkinson, whose band were booted off the show on Saturday, said the all-girl group "detest" each other and will split up as soon as they're kicked off the series.

He said: "We knew right from the start when we were put together at boot camp that no matter what, we knew we would stay together as a group. Whereas with Hope, if they get put out of the competition, a couple of the members really do detest each other. Because we've heard them arguing!


In other news

* Fashion guru Trinny Woodall sported fake BOOBS for telly – to discover what life was like with curves. Trinny – normally a 32A – slipped on the realistic 32D falsies to feel like her busty pal Susannah Constantine.

* Denise Van Outen has claimed that ITV's reality shows do not take enough care of their contestants. She believes that shows such as Grease Is The Word and The X Factor are focused on ratings rather than finding new talent.

* Desperate Housewives could face the chop if Hollywood writers don't put an end to their strike.

* Jessica Simpson has admitted that she is terrified of interviewing Angelina Jolie.

* Four people were shot dead and nine injured during a Carl Cox gig on Saturday.

* Comic Noel Fielding has been signed up as one of three hosts on BBC Three's new Friday night entertainment show, The Wall.

* Last year's X Factor runner-up Ray Quinn has been dropped by his record label after just eight months.

* Jade Goody has revealed that she has a new career as a permanent makeup tattooist. The former Big Brother star appeared on ITV1's This Morning wearing a black wig, saying she now works with surgeons to help people with breast cancer and alopecia.

* Gary Lineker has slated ads by his Match of the Day pals Alan Hansen and Ian Wright.

* Comedian Rory Bremner reckons the current government is too dull to use on his show.
And the frustrated impressionist has been forced to look outside of politics for his latest material.

* Michael Parkinson is set to Spice up his last ever chat show with Posh and her pals as guests.
The veteran presenter is confident Posh and fellow Spice Girls Geri, Mel B, Emma and Mel C will join him for his curtain call next month.

* ITV1 has said it will almost certainly drop plans for a comedy series starring Chris Langham.

* Ricky Gervais has insisted that he is "embarrassed" by how famous he has become, and admitted that he feels "guilty" about his resulting wealth. The comedian has amassed a £7 million fortune from creating such shows as The Office and Extras, but he does not feel he deserves the amount of money he now has.


Clip of the day

Bad day at the office

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/bad_day_at_the_office_hilarious?id=D4a1z7NLnNk

Tyra Banks helps women learn what’s up…down there – I am now enlightened

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/tyra_banks_helps_women_learn_whats_updown_there?id=c39sirXOad4


Spice Girls – Headlines (friendship never ends) – Official Video Full Length

http://www.viralvideochart.com/dailymotion/spice_girls__headlines_friendship_never_ends?id=x3dee9

Katona can't kick it

Former pop star Kerry Katona has revealed she is still smoking and drinking alcohol despite being four months pregnant.

Speaking to Star magazine, she said: "I was smoking 20 a day before I was pregnant and I've cut down to one."

Katona, who had a miscarriage scare early in her pregnancy, said she has done "really well" cutting back.

The 27-year-old added: "I honestly don't think a couple of puffs are going to do that much damage."

Wand-ering eye

Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe shops with his stage lover – confirming they are dating.

The boy wizard, 18, was snapped with Laura O’Toole strolling in Fulham, West London.

The pair first met in steamy West End play Equus, where Daniel had to strip for raunchy scenes.

Dubliner Laura, 22, was the understudy for the role of his girlfriend.

The play ended five months ago but the pair are still secretly seeing each other, as our exclusive snap reveals. A source said: “There were rumours they were dating when the play was going on.
“It was even reported that they shared a smooch at the wrap party. But they played it down.” Daniel’s spokesman refused to comment.

Oprah's own channel

US talk show host Oprah Winfrey has launched her own channel on the video sharing website YouTube.

Behind-the-scenes video footage from her television show and interviews with people who have become famous through YouTube will be shown on the channel.

In a message posted on the website the 53-year-old said she was "excited" to have her own channel.

Winfrey, who has been hosting her show for 22 years, said videos sent in by viewers would also be broadcast.


Doherty back on heroin...again

Click here for story and video of him injecting after the EMAs. Fun times.

http://thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article430366.ece

In other news

* The documentary about the Queen which led to the resignation of BBC One controller Peter Fincham will be shown on the channel before Christmas.

* Transformers star Shia LaBeouf has been charged with trespassing after he refused to leave a shop in Chicago. The actor is set to co-star with Harrison Ford in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, which is due to be released next year.

* Little Britain fever has hit the Icelandic charts with a band called VICKY POLLARD.
The group formed after becoming obsessed with the Yeah But No But telly star.
The five-piece look like being the biggest music sensation to come out of Iceland since Bjork.

* Jessica Simpson may still be looking for love but her ex Nick Lachey has no trouble on that front. The Newlyweds star looked all loved-up with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo at a pool party in Puerto Rico. The couple have been dating ever since Nick and Jessica divorced and they reportedly moved in together in April, purchasing an apartment in New York.

* Kevin Federline is to lift the lid on his relationship with Britney Spears in an interview with Oprah Winfrey, a report has claimed.

Clips of the day

Spiderdog

http://www.kontraband.com/show/show.asp?ID=8905&Top20=1&rtn=index-top20&nl=2

Record Breakers – Roy Castle would be appalled

http://www.break.com/index/egg-drop-record-breakers.html

Don’t annoy Linsay Lohan’s Bodyguard

http://www.viralvideochart.com/youtube/lindsay_lohans_bodyguard_kicks_photographer_in_the_balls?id=2w0QpaLPpJ0