England Failures
a 3 – 2 defeat to Croatia. England’s blushes were already spared once by Israel when they beat Russia at the weekend, which meant all we needed was a draw to secure a place in the tournament next summer. However, Steve Mclaren’s team, or ex –team if reports are to be believed, went 2 nil down within the first 20 minutes, only to claw it back in the second half with a lucky penalty and great finish by lanky Peter Crouch, to then see them concede the lead once more.With such individual talent in the England line up, qualification for major tournaments such just be a mere formality, but as per usual our superstars with their super salaries failed to perform, leaving qualification to the last minute which back fired dramatically last night. With Mclaren almost certainly being shown the door, bets are already being taken for his predecessor, whose first job will to ensure England qualify for the 2010 World Cup.
From Bad to Worse for Winehouse
TROUBLED star Amy Winehouse looks like she is bee-hiving badly again - snapped with
a white blob up her nose.The dishevelled singer had just spent two hours after a Blackpool gig with a young Mini-Me fan.
She spotted the girl with a copy of her trademark hairdo and jumped off stage to hand her earrings.
Then she grabbed her by the hand and invited her back stage.
When the pair appeared again onlookers were left wondering if 24-year-old Amy - who claims to be be free of drugs - had slipped back to wild ways.
One said: “Amy had been in high spirits all night and clearly had blobs of a white powder up her nose.
“She looked a bit wide-eyed too.
“I can only imagine what the girl’s mum will make of it all.”
A fan at Tuesday’s show said: “She turned up an hour late, but she soon won us over.”
In Other News
Chantelle Houghton was granted a quickie divorce yesterday on the grounds of Preston’s unreasonable behaviour. Their 10 month marriage was over in just 90 seconds.
More then 100,000 salmon have been wiped out in a single attack by jellyfish off the coast of Northern Ireland. The Mauve stinger which caused many beaches to be closed in the Mediterranean over the summer due to it’s particularly potent sting, has estimated to have caused nearly a million pounds worth of damage.
Channel 4 is set to make a 12 part series in which it documents the progress of 9 disabled film makers, as they write, direct and edit their projects. The series finale culminates in a screening of the films in London, where the winner will be announced.
Pupils are to be taught Karaoke in primary schools as part of a new government incentive to harness children’s musical talents. Teachers can download backing tracks from a new website dedicated to musical education, which their pupils can sing along to.
Jungle Update:
Marc Bannerman was booted out of the jungle last night as he now faces the daunting task of facing his girlfriend’s rage at his antics in the jungle with ex Catatonia singer Cerys Matthews. Sarah Matravers, who swore to end things with Marc his behaviour continued the way it was in the jungle, will no doubt want to have a few words with the ex Eastender. Good luck Marc.
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