Tuesday 31st March

Michael Jackson & Prince to duet at O2!

Well ... kind of. There's no Raspberry Beret's but Prince Michael I - Jackson's 12 year old son is going to make his debut at the O2 arena.

Finally Michael can follow in his own Dad's abusive child-labouring steps!

Want You Back For Good

Robbie Williams and Gary Barlow are working in the same recording studio and it's been rumoured the two might get together and get their "creative juices flowing" .... eww.

The Price To Pay

Katie "Jordan" Price has been told she will not be allowed at Jade's funeral even after the deceased reality TV star had forgiven the model for her comments. Instead, she is going through (another) feud with husband Peter Andre who is sick of the limelight.

Marsh Does The Dirt

Kym Marsh confessed how she has been cheating on poor old Jamie Lomas and that was the real reason for the 'amicable' divorce!

Brad In The Pitts

Rumours are spreading that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are going through a 'trail seperation'. Apparently, the long hours and (many) children is starting to take it's toll as well as a 'severe personality clash'. So bad is it, Angelina has reportedly been fainting on set due to her ridiculous eating habits! Maybe another kid will cheer her up...

Mitch Winehouse has called his daughter a 'stupid girl' for still hankering afer Blake who is claiming £5 million as compensation for the amount he's suffered.

Mel B has hit out at Cheryl Cole saying she'd better get her vocal chords in order before she makes the move stateside.

J.Lo has joined Scientology. Eek.

Sophie Anderton has done it again and has made a spectacle of herself by shouting abuse at an innocent girl in Natasha Hamilton's Liverpool bar. Project Catwalk contestant Katy O'Grady was having a drink when Sophie decided to angrily dish out some fashion advice which did not go down well. I hope all celeb arguments now take place in this bar.

Amy Winehouse will make her live comeback in the UK in May at a star-studded series of gigs to celebrate Island Records 50th anniversary with a concert at Shepard's Bush Empire on May 31.

Michael Jackson called Jade in hospital to give her a personal message of support.

Robbie Williams has teamed up with David Gest to end the practise if using skewered live stray dogs as bait for sharks. Weird.

The Sugababes are planning on trying to break America after a stint on the Dutch version of X-Factor

Lily Allen has complained of being skint and has had to sell her car to get some cash.

Blake's new seventeen year old girlfriend has dropped out of school. Amy is learning to drive.

Guy Ritchie's pub The Punch Bowl is becoming the latest celebrity hang out with Jude Law, Jaime Winstone and Alfie Allen all hanging out there.

Madonna is to create a new fashion collection for new ultra-hip designer Ed Hardy who is the godfather of Tattoo.

Razorlight's drummer has quit.

Lauren Conrad has quit The Hills.

Jack Tweed will face trial at the end of March to allow he and Jade precious time together.

Amy Winehouse has apparently accepted her marriage to Blake is over but has said 'I will always love him.' Blake, meanwhile, has apparently been spending lots of time with a 16 year old Essex schoolgirl. Her Facebook status read 'Fran has an exciting secret' and 'Fran is so happy with her boy.'

Michael Jackson is to relaunch his UK career with a series of gigs at the 02 arena.

Kevin Federline has come on board Britney's Circus tour as a $3500 a week nanny so she can be near her sons.

Amy Winehouse is back in the UK. She has flown back to save her marriage after Blake was released last week.

Cheryl Cole et al have completed the first day of their trek up Kilimanjaro.

It is unknown whether Jade will be able to undergo her final interview with Piers Morgan tomorrow after new fears have arisen she has less than a week to live.

Apparently David Walliams and his 18 year old girlfriend are yet to consummate their relationship.

Emma Watson has also been accepted to study at Yale University in addition to Cambridge.