Monday 31st March

Brangelina NOT Hitched

Reports that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt tied the knot in New Orleans Saturday are "complete and total bullshit," says a source. "Bottom line, they aren't even in New Orleans," the source told US Weekly.

Reps for Jolie and Pitt did not comment on Star magazine’s initial reports that they wed at an unannounced ceremony in the French Quarter.

Heath’s family claim he had a love child?

Heath Ledger may have had a secret love child! Heath’s uncle claims he had an affair with a woman of 25 when he was just 17 years old while living in his home city of Perth. The woman was said to have found out she was pregnant with a girl after they split – meaning the child may have a claim on his estate. His uncle Hayden, talking to the Sydney Telegraph, said; "There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father."

In other news…

• Jamie Hince has been named 15th worst-dressed person in Britain according to a GQ recent poll. Russell Brand topped the list with Daniel Craig winning the best dressed top spot.


• Orlando Bloom and Harrison Ford were both gunged with green slime at the Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards by host Jack Black who was later gunged himself. Other highlights from the event included Ashton Kutcher falling off the stage as he gave Cameron Diaz the Wannabe Award.


• ‘I’ll Do Anything’ reject Lucy Duffield is still headed to stardom thanks to Mark Ronson. He’s signed the ex-Nancy wannabe as a new member of his unnamed girl group and she’s already jetted off to New York to lay some tracks down with Mark.


• Serial bride Patsy Kensit has split up with fiancée DJ Jeremy Healy. It’s been said that Healy, who would have been Kensit’s fourth husband, didn’t think he could go through with the commitment.

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Paris, leave it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Akpi2dIqE

POTTY PETE DOHERTY has become obsessed with Scientology after a lover introduced him to the crazy cult, The Sun can reveal.
The junkie rocker is hooked on the barmy religion which believes humans are an exiled race from outer space.
Babyshambles frontman Pete, 29 — who once dated supermodel KATE MOSS — has bought a pile of books on the subject since meeting Scientologist DJ NADINE RUDDY.
And he has been leaving his Wiltshire mansion to stay at her home in Reading, Berks, at least once a week.
A source said: “Nadine is really into Scientology. She takes her beliefs very seriously.
“Pete’s chatted a lot with her about it. He went out and bought some books to read up about it.
“He just wanted to find out more about Nadine and what she believes in.”
The Church of Scientology was invented by sci-fi writer L Ron Hubbard in 1951 and boasts stars TOM CRUISE and JOHN TRAVOLTA among its followers.
It teaches that women should remain silent during childbirth because the noise evokes bad memories as the child grows up.
Mums are also not allowed to take any painkillers during labour and the baby is not washed for 24 days.
Nadine tells on her MySpace profile how she has adopted the religion.
She also reveals she likes tattoos and claims her favourite book is the dictionary.

Pals' shock at pregnant man

PALS of “pregnant man” Thomas Beatie last night told of their shock.

Beatie, 34, who yesterday released a pic of his five-months-pregnant belly, has gone into hiding. It is rumoured he and wife Nancy have sold their story to TV chat host Oprah Winfrey.

A British-born neighbour who is looking after their home in Bend, Oregon, while they are away said: “They’ve struck a big deal with someone. When they come back all will be revealed. This is 1,000 per cent true.” Relative Rena Keeley added: “I believe it’s true. We’ve been told not to say anything.” Thomas revealed his wife’s family are in for a shock because they have no idea he was born female.

Before undergoing his sex change, Thomas was a lesbian called Tracy LaGondino. The transsexual kept his female organs after the sex change.


In other news…

* LEONA LEWIS has been crowned Queen of America. Her debut US single, Bleeding Love, hit the top of the American charts yesterday. It is the first time in 21 years a British female solo artist has had a No1 single in the States. The last was KIM WILDE with You Keep Me Hanging On. Only two other UK female acts have topped America’s Billboard Hot 100 chart with their debut release — PETULA CLARK with Downtown in 1965 and SHEENA EASTON with Morning Train (Nine To Five) in 1981.
* KATE MOSS has set the date for her wedding to rocker JAMIE HINCE. Kate has told her family she is planning the bash for early in September.
* Pussycat dolls show in Malaysia has been slapped with a fine for being “too sexually suggestive.” It proved too much for officials in strict Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia's capital city when Pussycat Dolls promoters Absolute Entertainment were fined 10,000 Ringgits (£1,436) for allowing the act to perform "sexually suggestive" routines.
* PARIS HILTON has a tough life doesn't she? The socialite recently spoke out against critics who claim she does nothing for a living. Her retaliation was flying out to Turkey to be on the jury for their national beauty pageant - helping to choose the stunner who will represent their country in the Miss World contest. Working life is tough.

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Cruelty to animals...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsYKZX-Fims

Thursday 27th March

Flop Star Peaches


Peaches Geldof sang and played bass with supertrendy group Rodnik at at The Hospital on Tuesday night and went down like a sack of spuds by all accounts. During the three-song set, Peaches attempted - unsuccessfully - to smash a keyboard at the set's conclusion in a choreographed display of stage anarchy. But she almost failed to make it on stage at all after throwing a diva tantrum moments before she was due to perform.

It took organisers more than an hour to persuade to her to sing after she took fright at the sight of photographers and the size of the audience. Once on stage, Peaches dropped the microphone and forgot some lyrics before she headed for the exit door. Even her ex Fred Les couldn't bear the noise and walked out, and was overheard saying, 'it's one of the worst performances I've ever seen' and other guests were heard shouting 'we love The Cure! What is this?'.


Danielle Lloyd Throws A Goody

Serial Wag Danielle Lloyd was chucked out of Mayfair club Funky Buddha on Tuesday after going head-to-head with a fellow reveller. Lloyd was evicted from the club with her new boyfriend, businessman William Foster, after getting involved in a catfight with a rival girl over her ex-lover, Portsmouth footballer Jermain Defoe - who was also there. Lloyd confronted the girl, who she said had been sleeping with Defoe while he and Dani were still together, before throwing a drink over her. She's now been barred from Funky Buddha. Isn't she a delight?





In Other News...

• 
  Kerry Katona was last night told she does not have pre-eclampsia, and that shooting pains in her legs came from her body storing too much water and lacking vital iron. Kerry is expected to leave hospital today.
• A Spears Shotgun wedding might be on the cards...but not for Britney. Pregnant 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears and boyfriend Casey Aldridge are engaged, says his cousin, Tina Robinson; 'they probably weren’t expecting [the proposal] to be, like, right now, but with her being pregnant, that really pushed it up', said Tina.
• The US season premiere of The Hills was the highest rated telecast for cable this year and the highest rated episode ever of The Hills, averaging over 4.7 million viewers.
• 
  Leona Lewis is considering throat surgery to stop the severe bouts of tonsillitis that are threatening her bid for world domination. It's not terribly exciting news in all honesty, but it's kind of a slow day in celebrity land.
  

You Tube Clip

Tyra Banks REALLY loves Vaseline

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA

Kate Moss: I'm getting married

SMITTEN KATE MOSS enjoyed a romantic break in Amsterdam — then blurted out: “I’m getting married.”
The grinning supermodel emerged from a bar to tell Dutch fans of her plans to wed THE KILLS guitarist JAMIE HINCE.
One onlooker in the cannabis mecca said: “The pair were in a bar looking very loved-up. Kate was so excited it looked like she had just accepted his proposal there and then. She was very happy.
“She came out giggling and seemed a little bit tipsy. Lots of fans were taking her picture on their mobile phones. She told them, ‘I’m getting married.’ One girl asked her when, and she said, ‘Soon’.”

Pals say Kate, 34, has been all over 39-year-old rocker Jamie during their Amsterdam stay.
His band played a show there on Saturday and then the couple had time to enjoy the city’s famous sights before moving on to Brussels on Monday.
They have been dating since last summer — a few months after Kate finally split for good from junkie singer PETE DOHERTY, 29.
A friend of the Croydon-born model revealed: “We’re all so happy for Kate. Everyone was worried she would end up with Pete, who we thought was no good for her.
“We were convinced that, for some unknown reason, she saw him as the love of her life.
“Jamie looked like it could have been a bit of a rebound thing at first, but now it seems like it’s the real deal.”


Wayne's EuRoo millions wedding

Wayne and his fiancée COLEEN McLOUGHLIN have plumped for a four-day wedding extravaganza in the South of France costing an incredible £3MILLION.
Just 60 family and friends will watch them take their vows on the Côte D’Azur — with private jets ferrying the wedding party across the Channel on June 10.
Coleen chose the venue after months of agonising between Italy and France.
But the actual site remains top secret — the only people who know are the bride and groom, immediate family, oh, and a Manchester-based events company.
Guests, who include boxer RICKY HATTON and a handful of Man United players and their partners, have been told to clear their diaries from June 10 to June 14.
It is believed the wedding itself will take place on June 12 — but guests won’t know until the last minute.
The pre-wedding celebrations will kick off earlier in the weekend with a themed ball, with guests invited to wear black or white outfits.
And over the next three days Wayne and Coleen will also treat their family and friends to a champagne lunch and play hosts at a BBQ.
Last night a source close to the couple said: “Coleen wanted to spread the event over a few days because people are travelling so far.
”You can virtually guarantee the weather at that time of the year so they’ve gone for lots of outdoor celebrations. Coleen and Wayne take regular holidays in the area, so they’re very familiar with the place.”
Coleen will wear a £100,000 gown by New York fashion house Marchesa.
The wedding costs will partly be covered by Wayne and Coleen’s £2.5million deal with a glossy mag for exclusive coverage of the nuptials — though a chunk of that cash is being given to a Liverpool charity.


In other news…

* Veteran rocker Rod Stewart has launched his own fashion range creating a new line for men, women, and even children with a special Rod baby suit.
* Bookies cleaned up yesterday after Rio Ferdinand was named England captain. The Manchester United centre-back was the 10-1 outsider but Fabio Capello has confirmed that it is Rio who will wear the captain’s armband against France tonight, and lead Beckham to his 100th cap.
* Sugarbabes are the next act on the hit list of super-producer Timbaland who is set to collaborate with them on their forthcoming album.
* A new breed of teen tycoons are cashing in on the internet and earning up to £60,000 a year. One-in-five so called “teen entrepreneurs” have set up their online businesses from their bedrooms. The study – for Virgin Media’s superfast broadband – found 15% of teens earn more than £23 an hour from their entrepreneurial skills.

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Bid to get over-night fame...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoD2iKnoNe8&feature=bz302

Reformed Britney 'saves the world'

She's been to hell and back - but now Britney Spears actually seems to be doing something useful for a change.
The troubled star is auctioning off six costumes she wore on her US TV comedy appearance, to save penguins and other endangered animals.
She made her comeback last night as she appeared on American sitcom How I Met Your Mother.
Britney played receptionist, Abby, who became obsessed with the main character Ted. The performance was praised for being funny - for all the right reasons.
She's now auctioning off the wardrobe from her cameo, with all the items she wore going under the hammer for charity at auction site seenon.com.
Already some of the dresses have reached bids of almost $1,000.
They will be sold online with the proceeds going to environmental group, the Natural Resources Defence Council.
The items up for sale include a Nanette Lepore embroidered rust coloured Dress, navy print Juicy Couture dress, a cream Nannette Lepore cardigan with blue beaded flowers and a yellow Nannette Lepore dress.


Chanelle is taking the mic

WATCH out Kylie, there’s a new pop princess following in your spark-ling footsteps.
And Chanelle Hayes is hoping that some of Ms Minogue’s magic will rub off on her.When the Big Brother 8 babe takes to the stage this week to perform her new single I Want It, she’ll be warbling into a sexy Swarovski crystal-encrusted microphone that belongs to the pint-sized Aussie star.Chanelle says: “It’s really exciting launching my pop career. Who can compare themselves to Kylie? She’s amazing! But I’d love to be as successful as her.”The Wakefield babe’s bid for pop stardom will hit the small screen next month in VH1’s fly-on-the-wall show Chanelle: Wannabe Popstar.“The song actually sounds a bit like recent Britney,” she says. “To be able to go on iTunes and download my own song is a massive achievement for me. But I’m taking it slowly.”

“I’ve been putting everything into my music,” she says. “I’ve been working 15-hour days and then going home and playing with my gorgeous Pomeranian pup Crumpet.”

In other news…
* People named Brian or Lisa are seen to be most likely to be failures, according to a new study, and those called George or Ann the least attractive. But the most successful-sounding monikers are James and Elizabeth. The study, which asked almost 7000 people how they felt about names, found Sophie and Ryan the most attractive, Jack and Lucy the luckiest, and Helen and John the unluckiest.
* Sharon Osbourne was yesterday named the ultimate plastic surgery success. After £120,000 of stomach stapling, bum and facelifts, liposuction and a boob job, she has been voted the Queen of Nip/Tuck in a poll of 3,000 women for FX channel.
* A new internet craze where young girls give their virtual characters boob jobs has outraged parent groups. The Miss Bimbo game sees children as young as nine look after naked female figures. They compete against each other in beauty contests to earn bimbo dollars so they can dress their character and take her clubbing. The game, launched last month, already has almost 200,000 players, most of whom are girls between nine and sixteen.
* Johny Vegas is being lined up to star in the next series of Strictly Come Dancing. “Johny is top of the wanted list” said a senior BBC source. “Our only concern is that he gets a little breathless at times” said a pal from the comics local boozer in Merseyside.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

The Bill wins soap award battle

The Bill has come out top in the battle of the soaps at the Royal Television Society Awards. The ITV1 show beat off competition from Coronation Street and Holby City in the soap and continuing drama category.
BBC Three's The Mighty Boosh won best sitcom, with BBC Two quiz show QI, presented by Stephen Fry, winning the entertainment award.
Speaking after the awards, Noel Fielding, who plays Vince Noir in The Mighty Boosh, told BBC News: "It's taken about 10 years for people to get their heads around it, which we knew would happen, so it's a slow build. Its like building a watch, an elaborate sort of intricate watch, but we've done it now and they can tell the time."

Other comedy winners were duo David Mitchell and Robert Webb, who picked up the comedy performance award for Channel 4's Peep Show. Harry Hill picked up best entertainment performance for TV Burp, in which he pokes fun at the week's most bizarre TV clips. The judges described Hill as someone who had moved his ITV1 show "from the edge to the heart of the schedule".

BBC Two car show Top Gear won the features and lifestyle series award, with presenters James May and Richard Hammond picking up the award without frontman Jeremy Clarkson. "Actually Hammond and I were only here because we were told to be," said May.

Wildlife presenter Sir David Attenborough, meanwhile, picked up the lifetime achievement award.
Accepting his award in a pre-recorded video clip, Sir David said: "When I joined the BBC 56 years ago, there was only one professional television organisation in this country, I imagine in the world, and that of course was this one.


Can’t Hurry Love

It takes 22 dates, 3 one-night stands, and 3 relationships to find your perfect partner.

Couple revealed how long it had taken to find The One for entertainment website BT PodShow. Some were more choosey, needing a whopping 50 dates with potential partners. And 9% reckon it takes at least 10 one-night stands.

A lucky five Brits only need to go on 5 dates before they find their perfect partner.

Talking regularly and an active sex life were what people were looking for. Poor personal hygiene, no sense of humour and being rubbish in bed are the biggest turn-offs, the poll found.

The good news for those still searching are that this weekend is the best chance of the year to banish those single days. Tomorrow is the first day of Spring, there’s a full moon, and the Easter break will combine for a sexy opportunity for the country’s 3.2 million.

In other news…

* Supergrass were caught by the police yesterday as cops pulled the plug on a London busking session. It was a safety issue according to the police, who moved the boys on to more spacious surroundings on the Southbank, as hundreds of people had stopped to watch the busking session in aid of homeless charity Shelter.
* Ex-Hollyoaks and full-time reality TV star Gemma Atkinson is jetting to LA later this year for a series of auditions to launch her as the next Pamela Anderson. As well as acting auditions Gemma has been writing songs as she is due to record her upcoming album in Nashville while she’s out in the States.
* Just six weeks after Amy Winehouse moved in to the quiet residential street in Camden, her neighbours are selling up, and can’t wait to get shot of the property. The neighbours are fed up with constant noise, loud music, paparazzi, parties, and people coming and going into the small hours.
* 1 in 3 kids think wartime leader Winston Churchill was the first man on the moon, a survey has revealed, with 4 in 10 thinking that Mars was only a chocolate bar, and a third thought that the Earth was not an official planet. The poll of 1,400 four to ten year olds was done by kids TV channel Jetix.

Cranford leads Bafta nominations

Costume drama Cranford has received four Bafta TV nominations, including a best actress nod for Dame Judi Dench. The Oscar-winner will go up against her Cranford co-star Dame Eileen Atkins, while the BBC show is also up for best drama serial and the audience award.
Strictly Come Dancing, The Apprentice and Britain's Got Talent are among the other series up for the audience award, with the winner chosen by the public. Coronation Street has been left out of the continuing drama series category. EastEnders and Emmerdale are joined by Holby City and The Bill on that shortlist.
In the hotly-contested entertainment programme shortlist, Strictly Come Dancing and Britain's Got Talent do battle alongside Harry Hill's TV Burp and Have I Got New For You. BBC One's popular celebrity ballroom dancing series collected a total of three nominations. Stephen Merchant is nominated for his role in the Extras Christmas Special, while co-star Ricky Gervais is absent. Gavin and Stacey, which triumphed at the British Comedy Awards, is up for two prizes. Have I Got News For You star Paul Merton collects his 11th nomination with a mention in the best factual series category for his travels to China. The best comedy programme contenders, including Russell Brand's Ponderland and The Armstrong and Miller Show, are all first-time nominees this year.
This year's contenders for best actor are all first-time nominees, including Andrew Garfield for his performance for Boy A, which is also in the running for best single drama.
In the features category, TV chefs Gordon Ramsay and Heston Blumenthal will go head-to-head alongside BBC Two's Top Gear.
For the first time since the classic McEnroe-Borg showdown in 1980, coverage of the Wimbledon men's final is nominated for the sport award.
The Bafta TV awards ceremony will take place at the London Palladium on 20 April.

Express newspapers apologise to parents of Madeleine McCann

The Daily Express and the Daily Star issued front-page apologies to the parents of Madeleine McCann this morning, having agreed to pay "substantial" damages for almost a year of lurid headlines relating to the four-year-old's disappearance.
The papers' Sunday sister titles will follow suit, in what was described last night as an "unprecedented" climb-down by the Express newspaper group owned by Richard Desmond.
Lawyers are set to appear at the High Court today to read out apologies from the papers, whose payout will go towards the Find Madeleine Fund in what is the culmination of a behind-the-scenes libel challenge from Mr and Mrs McCann.
Today's apologies – both headlined simply "Kate and Gerry McCann: Sorry" – follow a decision by the newspaper group to remove all references to girl's disappearance from its websites after the McCanns challenged what their spokesman, Clarence Mitchell, described as "wildly and grossly defamatory articles".
The couple has identified more than 100 such articles written since their daughter went missing from the Praia da Luz holiday resort in the Algarve on 4 May last year, 42 of which were in the Daily Express.


In other news…
* Oscar-winning actress Halle Berry has named her newborn daughter Nahla Ariela Aubry, meaning "drink of water" in Arabic.
* British film director and writer Anthony Minghella has died aged 54. He suffered a haemorrhage yesterday, days after having surgery for cancer of the tonsils and neck.
* SEX and the City beauty Kristin Davis has denied that she appears in photos claiming to show her performing a sex act. As the photos surfaced on the internet at the beginning of the week, there were rumours there was also a sex tape to accompany them.
* THE Mighty Boosh boys are squaring up for a battle with the HONEY MONSTER in a bitter legal showdown. The latest Sugar Puffs TV advert bears much more than a passing resemblance to cape-wearing NOEL FIELDING and JULIAN BARRATT’s hit telly show. The Boosh maestros are going puffing-mad at the cereal brand for “copying” their unique “crimping” singing technique.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLXMxU-FC1E

£24 million divorce deal ended with a soaking

FURIOUS Heather Mills tipped a glass of water over Sir Paul McCartney’s solicitor yesterday as her divorce deal was sealed.
Heather was said to have lashed out after a court awarded her £24.3million of her ex-hubby’s fortune.
The amount was far less than the £125million she wanted.
And as the hearing ended, witnesses said Heather calmly picked up the water and soaked lawyer Fiona Shackleton.
The brief had arrived at London’s High Court with a neat bouffant at 10.15am. She left looking bedraggled at 1.50pm.
Heather, 40, last night refused to admit pouring the water, which judge Mr Justice Bennett could have viewed as contempt.
But she laughingly boasted that Ms Shackleton, 51, had been “baptised in court” — and a source confirmed to The Sun that she was behind the attack.
A witness said: “Heather tipped the water over Fiona’s head.
Heather — mum to 65-year-old Macca’s daughter Beatrice, four — went on to slam the blonde solicitor in a bizarre statement on the steps of the court.
She said: “Fiona Shackleton has very sadly handled this case in the worst manner you can ever, ever imagine.”
She also revealed Paul had previously offered her a total of only £15.8million, and last night she walked out of court with an additional £9 million. Paul is also due to pay £35,000 a year in up-keep for their 4 year old daughter Beatrice.

£5 million to teach dancing in schools ‘a step too far’?

A controversial £5.5 million scheme has been proposed to promote dance in schools – and was dismissed last night by critics branding the idea a waste of money, saying the cash should be better spent on school books and teachers pay.
The government’s Strictly Youth Dancing Scheme will put specialist dance teachers in schools and establish six centres of advanced training by 2011. A review for the government recommended that every school in England should have a dance teacher and that pupils should have more opportunity to see live dance performances.
The success of films such as Billy Elliot, shows such as Strictly Come Dancing, and stars such as Darcey Bussell have boosted interest in dance and appear directly linked to the new government scheme. More than 15,000 children are now taking a dance GCSE, which is an 83% increase over four years.

In other news…
· Mackenzie Crook is set to make a Men Behaving Badly-style sitcom for the BBC with Iain Lee, former 11 O’Clock Show star. The show, written by Bob Mortimer, is due to start filming soon.
· A sun reporter is currently attempting to see how long he can go without sleep. Last week, the University of California claimed human beings can live perfectly well without getting sleep. They reckon we only take to our beds at night because we once hid from predators during the hours of darkness. To test whether sleep is a must-have for humans, the reporter, Nick Francis, will be staying awake as long as he possibly can at the Sun offices in London. Armed with just a computer and a few hundred litres of energy drink, he’ll force himself not to go to bed by staying up all night and talking online to readers.
· Kate Moss’s third set of hot designs for Topshop hits the high street today – this time a summer range, which is tipped to be the biggest seller yet.
· Leona Lewis seems to be doing suitably well in cracking the US. Her UK no. 1 hit single Bleeding Love is on the top of the American iTunes chart, and the singer has been invited to perform on the Oprah Winfrey chat show.

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Too much time on your hands...? Make your own...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMdolNzz-Ko

Yobs trashed house after DJ’s shout

The owner of £3million house is demanding an apology from Pete Tong and compensation after 2,000 gatecrashers trashed the property when he publicised a party on his radio show.
Rebecca Brooks is furious after the DJ put a 'shout out' on Radio One for a private 18th birthday party for daughter Sarah Ruscoe.
Hundreds of teenagers descended on the listed building, causing a 5km traffic tailback. They smashed windows, doors and paintings and caused damage outside.
Police eventually used dogs to force the uninvited revellers away from Colehayes Park. Mrs Brooks said: 'I was flabbergas­ted and astonished that the BBC could be so irresponsible.
'I was aghast at Pete Tong. This was supposed to be a party for my daughter's schoolfriends and it should not have been announced on Radio One.' She said of the damage: 'I can only liken it to a rock festival.'
The BBC said Tong did not specify the address of the venue of the party in Bovey Tracey, Devon, and that infor­mation about it was sent in by a listener to be one of his 'shout outs'.
The corporation added: 'He would never knowingly give an identifiable address for a private ­party.'


“I'll tear up your ticket for sex”

A TRAFFIC warden told a shocked woman he’d rip up her parking ticket — if she performed a sex act on him. He offered the vile “deal” after slapping the fine on Gemma Patten’s windscreen. Distraught Gemma, 22, got in her VW Polo and locked all the doors. She said: “I was disgusted. He’s clearly a sicko and shouldn’t be working in such a position of authority.”

Gemma was confronted by the warden, in his 40s, as she tried to pay at a meter at St Mary’s Hospital in Paddington, Central London. She asked for his help but he said it was too late and fined her. Gemma said: “I was angry that he hadn’t even bothered to listen to me and told him I was going to appeal. “I got in the car and he came to my window and said, “Well I wouldn’t mind swapping a bonus for a bonus’. “I said to him, ‘What do you mean?’ and he said, ‘You know what I mean. If you give me a b*** j** I’ll get rid of that ticket. It’s that simple’.
Student Gemma has phoned and written to Westminster City Council to complain about the warden. His ID was on the ticket so it’s not going to take a genius to track him down.

In other news…

* Suzanne Shaw was crowned Queen of the Ice after winning last night’s Dancing on Ice final. She is now set for a £1 million payday, earning £20,000 a week playing Roxie Hart in West End musical Chicago, and a £1/2 million contract with lingerie giant Ultimo.
* Duffy in no.1 in the top 40 for the fifth week running with Mercy, keeping Leona Lewis’s sport relief single ‘Better In Time’ away from the top spot as it debuted at no. 2.
* Rumour has it the BRIT awards are set to take place at the O2 arena next year moving from their seven year long residency at Earl’s Court.
* Halle Berry is said to be “doing great” after giving birth to a 7lb 4oz baby girl yesterday morning.

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YouTube Awards...go vote! Voting closes March 19th

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWgmnAslhNo

Kids Wannabe Posh and Becks

Posh and Becks are the top role models for schoolchildren, a study revealed yesterday.

More than half of teachers said pupils wanted to be like David Beckham. And almost a third said kids copy Victoria.

Other idols were Chelsea ace Frank Lampard, actress Kiera Knightly, Dr Who star David Tennant, and heiress Paris Hilton.

Kids copy their hairstyles, clothes and behaviour, a survey by the Association of Teachers and Lecturers found.

Shadow schools minister Nick Gibb said; “It tells you something about our schools when Paris Hilton is a role model but not JK Rowling.”


£6,000 engagement ring blown away

A hopeless romantic saw his engagement plans vanish into thin air – after a balloon containing a £6,000 diamond ring was blown away.

Luckless Lefkos Hajji wanted to surprise his girlfriend Leeanne, so he told a florist to put the sparkler inside a helium balloon. But as he left the florist shop a gust pulled it from his hand and the balloon soared into the sky. The floor fitter then spent two hours chasing the ballooin in his car – but eventually gave up hope.

Lefkos, of Hackney, said: “I had been planning the proposal for ages. I thought I would give Leeanne a pin so I could literally pop the question. But I had to tell her the story – she went absolutely mad. Now she’s refusing to speak to me until I get her a new ring.”

Lefkos commented: “I couldn’t believe it. I just watched as it went further and further into the air. I felt like such a plonker.”

Lefkos is hoping that someone will find the balloon and return the ring to its rightful owner.

In other news…

* Get your own back celebrity style is the premise of a new reality TV show where famous faces try to make fools out of photographers by acting out false stories and seeing if they get printed. The show, Pop Fiction, hosted by Ashton Kutcher, sees Avril Lavigne attempt to trick the press into thinking she’s pregnant by going shopping in LA with a pillow under her top, and Paris Hilton showing how she’s changed by buying a spiritual book with a ‘personal guru’. You might have noticed these stories in the press in the last couple of weeks…you might have been fooled…keep your eyes peeled…you may be fooled again…
* Bebo founders bank £420 million selling their 3 year old site to AOL. Bebo – ‘blog early blog often’ – was set up in July 2005 by two students studying at Imperial College. The couple now live in San Francisco, and dream of building an Atlantic version of the Channel tunnel.
* Hollywood film bosses are spinning out the Harry Potter phenomenon by splitting the seventh and final book into two films. The first part of the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is due to hit our screens in November 2010, with the second part following in May 2011.
* The dress that Amy Winehouse wore during her recent Grammys performance has sold on ebay for £1,950. Winehouse auctioned the black Dolce and Gabbana dress to raise funds for breast cancer charity The Lavender Trust. Fifty-seven bids were made for the dress.

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Brit's back...in animation...

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Britney dirty dances for £2 million

Britney is set to boost her £750-a-week pocket money by performing an erotic dance in Dubai.

She will deliver a private performance of her classic Slave 4 You snake-dance. The mutually beneficial agreement will give Britney some much needed pocket money, and will make the all-male intended audience very happy.

The trip is being organised by Pakistani-British immigrant Sheeraz Hasan, who founded Spears-tastic paparazzi agency Hollywood.tv with the backing of several other investors.

Don’t drink OR drive

Alistair Darling hit drinkers for six yesterday – hiking up alcohol prices in his first penny-pinching budget, and car drivers with car tax hikes.

6% above inflation was placed on drinks, putting a pint up by 4p, wine up 14p a bottle, and bottled spirits up 55p. He also added 14p to the cost of 20 cigarettes, confirmed we will have to pay for plastic bags, put up car-tax on gas guzzling cars, and increased the price of flights.

On the up-side he pledged £2 billion extra for troops, put the 2p-a-litre rise in petrol prices off until October and announced measures to tackle child poverty with a rise in child benefits.

The Chancellor, delivering his Budget, is the only person allowed to imbibe alcohol in the Chamber. Winston Churchill was a brandy man, Hugh Dalton drank milk and rum, Selwyn Lloyd necked whisky and water, and Hugh Gaitskell choose rum and orange. As for Alistair Darling’s personal preference…with alcohol his favourite word for the 2008 budget…it’s a tough choice.


In other news…

· A WOMAN was stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet for TWO YEARS, it was revealed yesterday. Her legs wasted away and her skin grew around the seat. Her boyfriend brought her food and water every day. Finally calling the police he is yet to explain what took him so long to make the call. The unnamed woman, of Ness City, Kansas, refuses to talk to investigators.
· Duo We Are Scientists are planning a series of nude videos. Bassist Chris Cain, said: “We want to push the nudity envelope and skate on the edge of nakedness, so watch out.”
· A recent mix up saw DVDs called Gang Bang Frenzy given away with films about the Easter story to families in a Croatian supermarket. Oops.
· Andrew Lloyd Webber is treating his friends to a £5 million four-day party to celebrate his 60th birthday. Around 60 guests have been told to keep this weekend free, to pack their passports, and to wait for a limousine to pick them up. If only…

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Wacko Jacko headed for UK

MICHAEL Jackson’s family are set to move to Devon, it emerged last night.
The bizarre pop king’s older brother Tito spent the weekend looking at luxury homes in the region to use as a Jackson family UK base.
The multi-millionaire toured top homes and properties in Barnstaple with his long-time friend, martial arts empire owner and celebrity bodyguard Matt Fiddes.
Matt said Tito had made offers on two properties.
He said: “I’m over the moon that he is looking for a home near me in North Devon and that the Jacksons will be heading this way a lot more often. It’s definitely going to happen.” Tito spoke with Michael on the phone the other night and all the family are certain that this is the area where they want to find a UK family hideaway.
Tito, a judge on successful BBC1 show Just The Two Of Us, believes he can achieve more in the UK than in America.
He said: “I’ve got some good things going in the UK with TV work and book offers, you guys love the Jacksons music and I have great mates like David Gest and Matt who live here.”
“We hope it will be a family hideaway where my brothers and sisters can escape the media attention when we need to.”
He also revealed that Michael and family were recording in the studio again and were “ready for a comeback”.

V have Beeb in a full nelson

BEEB bosses can’t be too happy – ITV have scooped the contract to show Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday gig, we can reveal.
Normally the Beeb are the kings of the big live event, with Live 8 and the Concert For Diana under their belt.
But ITV will be screening the bash for the former South African president. which is being held at London’s Hyde Park.
TV insiders tell us that big gigs like this cost about £1.5million to produce, which means the cash-strapped Beeb may well have been priced out of the affair.
This year’s Glastonbury Festival coincides with Nelson’s birthday bash on June 27, and a Beeb source claimed they had not bid for the event.
He added: “We’re happy we have Glastonbury.”
But TV experts are baffled the BBC would not try for a unique gig packed with big-name stars. As revealed last week, Hollywood’s Will Smith and wife Jada Pinkett Smith will front the event, and soul legend Stevie Wonder is set to do a set. Organisers are even trying to tempt controversial rapper Eminem out of retirement. Brit acts Razorlight and Keane have signed up to join Queen and Annie Lennox on the bill, while U2, the Spice Girls and Paul McCartney have all been asked to play.
Former US president Bill Clinton, his wife Hillary, and Tony Blair are also expected to attend.
The event is being set up by the team behind Nelson’s campaign against Aids after he chose London for his 90th party.
The 45,000 tickets for the show will be sold using a Glastonbury-style online registration system.


In other news…

* BRITTANY MURPHY is the latest star to get lippy with an OTT trout pout.
The newly married actress showed off her painful looking new accessory at New York Fashion Week.
* Madonna gave Justin Timberlake a jab in the bum during a recent recording session. Justin telling Madge he was feeling under the weather was told to drop his trousers, and she proceeded to give the star a B12 shot in the ass.
* The latest series of adverts for GHD hair products have been banned by advertising watchdogs for causing offence to Christians. The series of ads (there are three in total) show saucily-clad women praying (in various languages, in case you’re confused) for great hair. The Advertising Standards Authority received 23 complaints, including one from the Archdeacon of Liverpool.
* Britney will make her next comeback – in the form of a cartoon. It’s fair to say that she needs to focus on her recovery right now, so it makes sense that the video for her new single Break The Ice will feature the star as an animated character, leaving her time to get her life back together. A source said, “When Britney came up with the idea of having a cartoon of herself in the video, it was a big relief… Now she’s free to just concentrate on getting better.” Break The Ice is out in the UK on 14 April.

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Banned...

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/4766/What+do+YOU+think+of+BANNED+GHD+advert

7 deadly sins for the Vatican

The Vatican have produced a new list of seven deadly sins providing a modern day addition to the original 6th century sins as stated by Pope Gregory the Great.

Joining pride, envy, gluttony, lust, anger, greed and sloth are: Drug abuse, genetic manipulation, morally debatable experiments, environmental pollution, social inequalities and social injustice, causing poverty, and accumulating excessive wealth. The vices, published in Vatican newspaper L’Osservatore Romano and backed by Pope Benedict XVI act as a guide for priests tasked with fighting “new sins on the horizon of humanity.”

Addicts who steal to feed habit could escape prison

Thieves who steal to feed an addiction to drugs, drink or gambling could avoid jail under new sentencing guidelines published yesterday.

Under the guidelines, the starting point punishment for criminals who steal from the vulnerable would be 18 weeks jail. But if there were mitigating circumstances a community order could be imposed instead, the Sentencing Guidelines Council suggested. Such cases could include offenders who steal to feed a drugs, alcohol or gambling addiction, or who are ‘motivated by desperation or need’, it said.

The rules are now out for consultation. They are likely to be sent to courts by the end of the year.

In other news…
* Cheryl Cole is set to renew her wedding vows to cheating Ashley in a secret ceremony in August at the end of the Girls Aloud tour. Until then she is said to have imposed a six-month sex ban to teach Ashley a lesson.
* Daniel Craig has been given his own gym on the set of his current film ‘Quantum of Solace’ to keep the star in top shape for the screen. It is full of free-weights, ropes and rings, as well as a running machine, trampolines, and crash mats. Adjoining it is his own massage room where he will have a physio on call.
* Hell-raiser Johny Vegas yesterday divorced his wife on the grounds of her hard-drinking and aggression. It took just 90 seconds for the divorce proceedings to take place, and Vegas, famed for his loud, hard-drinking image said his former wife was “aggressive and abusive.”
* Pete Doherty will visit young heroin addicts in two of the north’s toughest council estates in a new programme for Channel 4 to be aired later in the year. It is said he will use his wealth of experience with the subject matter, and through the course of the programme will stay with families on the Langley Estate in Middleton, Manchester, and work with a young offenders’ group in Sheffield’s Manor Park.

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Atonement bags three Empire gongs

Atonement has been named best British film at the Empire Awards in London.
The wartime epic's stars, James McAvoy and Keira Knightley, were named best actor and actress at the ceremony.
Action thriller The Bourne Ultimatum won best film, while Scottish film star Ewan McGregor received an icon award to mark his career on the big screen.
Another British film, Control, won two awards, including best newcomer for Sam Riley, who played Joy Division frontman Ian Curtis in the rock biopic.
Outstanding contribution
She saw off competition from other emerging talent including Irish actress Saoirse Ronan, who was nominated for an Oscar for her performance in Atonement.
Control, which is shot entirely in black and white, also went away with the prize for best soundtrack.
The best director award was given to David Yates, the maker of the latest Harry Potter outing The Order of The Phoenix.
This Is England director Shane Meadows was honoured with the outstanding contribution to British film award.
His film was named best British film at the Bafta awards last month.
Other movies honoured last night at Grosvenor House Hotel event included 28 Weeks Later for best horror film, while Hot Fuzz won best comedy and Stardust was named best sci-fi film.

Kids’ Oath To Serve the Queen

Schoolkids will be asked to swear an oath of loyalty to the Queen under new citizenship plans.

They will be expected to promise to obey the law in ceremonies like those for new immigrants. Former attorney-general Lord Goldsmith, heading a review of citizenship, wants kids to be more proud of Britain. A source close to the review, order by Gordon Brown, says it will help create a “shared sense of belonging.”

The oath of allegiance reflects a US tradition of pupils making a pledge while standing to attention before the flag with their right hand over their heart. The oath is not compulsory but it is common practice in many American schools.

Lord Goldsmith’s plan follows a study showing many children are made to feel ashamed of their roots by politically incorrect teachers.


In other news…

* Harry Potter star Emma Watson was seen last night at the aftershow party for the Empire Awards in Carbon nightclub snogging a mystery man. The guy, describing himself as a ‘nobody,’ left the club separately to Emma, but the two soon re-met at a hotel later.
* Kate Moss’ PA Fiona Young has resigned in a shocking move which is said to have left the model devastated. Fiona announced she would quit as Kate's PA at the end of the month to have a baby and said she may not return.
* The FA made history at the weekend after not one of the ‘big four’ clubs have made it into the semi-finals for the first time in 21 years. Chelsea was the last to fall as they were beaten 1-0 by Barnsely.
* Amy Winehouse has vowed to kick crack after being attacked by the United Nations for her drug use. Winehouse and Pete Doherty were both slated by the UN as shameful examples of how the UK is too soft on celebrity users.

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Random happenings...

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Girls’ tasty £10million deal

Pop babes Girls Aloud are to front a £10 million ad campaign for a new lower calorie KitKat bar. Sources say it’s the biggest single deal the fivesome have signed and should see them bank at least £500,000 each.

The band will appear in the new TV ads for Senses, a low-cal KitKat aimed at women and costing 45p. The group will also star on poster and newspaper ads, and have their latest tour sponsored by the brand.

Dolce ad for kids ‘Too Sexy’

Furious parents have hit out over a provocative new ad for designer children’s clothes. They are angry that Dolce & Gabbana Junior is using a young girl in skimpy leopard-print shorts to sell its range.

In the controversial advert the girl is pictured smiling in a sparkling top as she leans against a young boy. Critics claim the leg-exposed hotpants present a sexualised image of the child model.

D&G Junior said last night it had received no complaints about the ad. Although it comes days after findings reported that children are growing up earlier than ever.


In other news…

* Posh appears on the cover of Vogue magazine for the first time (April edition), dripping in diamonds, and dressed to impress – recreating 1020’s glamour. She has left pop behind and is all about fashion now, set to front her own fashion reality show for Fox TV.
* Leona Lewis has struck her biggest deal so far and is set to sing on Oprah Winfrey’s TV show. She will perform her no. 1 selling single on Winfrey’s show on March 17th.
* BBC 3 has taken a turn for the worst and has commissioned a new comedy show that will challenge comedians to live like an animal and convince their new farmyard buddies they are one of them. The show entitled ‘My Life As A…’ will air later this year…looking forward to it already!
* Russell Brand is rumoured to be working on a secret C4 show with none other than Princess Eugenie. Russell and Eugenie are set to front a new Upstairs, Downstairs programme. Each episode will see them experience activities or places that are perceived as either high or low culture, for example the polo versus the dogs.

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This clip on YouTube rose from 4 million to nearly 90 million in the space of 2 weeks. YouTube are investigating...either someone refreshed it 85 million times or someone hacked...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N3OrZzPud8

Facebook founder one of world’s richest

Like most people his age he spends most of the day in front of a computer screen. But Mark Zuckerberg is no ordinary 23-year-old – he's officially the world's youngest US billionaire. You might not recognise his name but there is a good chance he has revolutionised how you keep in touch with friends – old and new. Mr Zuckerberg created social networking site Facebook because he wanted to stay in touch with mates he made at Harvard – but it has made him $1.5billion (£755million).
He is so rich he has been named Forbes magazine's 785th wealthiest person in the world. But his vast pile of cash is dwarfed by the riches at the top end of the table – and there has been a change in pole position. After 13 years as the world's richest man, Microsoft chairman Bill Gates has slipped to third place with a fortune of £29billion – despite a £1billion increase in his fortune in the past year. US investor and philanthropist Warren Buffett now sits proudly at the top of the league with £31billion – up from £26billion. The 77-year-old, from Nebraska, is chief executive of Berkshire Hathaway – a holding company which specialises in insurance.

Patrick Swayze 'optimistic' over cancer fight

Patrick Swayze is remaining optimisitic, despite being diagnosed with a highly aggressive form of cancer, according to his doctor. The actor's physician dismissed intense media speculation that he just had five weeks to live. 'Patrick has a very limited amount of disease and he appears to be responding well to treatment thus far,' Dr George Fisher said. 'All of the reports stating the time frame of his prognosis and his physical side effects are absolutely untrue. We are considerably more optimistic.' He added that Swayze is still busy working: 'Patrick is continuing his normal schedule during this time, which includes working on upcoming projects.'
The Dirty Dancing star was reported by US magazine National Enquirer as being on the brink of death after being confirmed with pancreatic cancer at the end of January. It reported that the disease had spread to other organs but in a bid to fight on the 55-year-old has been flying himself for 'radical' chemotherapy at a cancer unit in Palo Alto, California.

In other news…

· Video-sharing site YouTube has beaten Wikipedia, Facebook and MySpace to become Britain's favourite social media site. The Google-owned user-generated content site had 10.4 million people from the UK visit it in January, according to new figures from online analysts Nielsen Online. Wikipedia, which had previously been rated number one, had 9.6 million unique UK visitors, while Facebook had 8.5 million people visit it.
· More than one in seven people think they will become millionaires during the coming decade, a survey shows today. Around 15% of people expect to have made at least seven figures by 2018, while 1% of consumers claim they have already hit this milestone, according to mobile phone group Orange.
· A machine which could take pictures of your dreams and read your mind is being developed. Scientists have taken the first steps towards building a device which puts images from the brain on to a screen.
· Dina Lohan turned daughter Lindsay into a star and now viewers can watch as she tries to do the same for Li-Lo's younger sister. A new US show, Living Lohan, will be filmed inside the family's New York home. It will show Dina working as mother and manager to transform 14-year-old Ali, makers E! said.

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Peaches bags another...
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Cheryl takes Ashley back

CHEATING hubby ASHLEY COLE has been FORGIVEN by GIRLS ALOUD babe CHERYL — as a chum last night revealed: “She’s still in love with him, simple as that.”
The couple have got back together a month after sexy Cheryl walked out on the randy soccer ace for bedding a blonde.

Pals told how the heartbroken singer, 24, could not bear to be apart from him any longer.
One said: “No matter how hard she tried to convince herself to leave him, she couldn’t bring herself to do it.
Cheryl has told Ashley she is taking him back “but she has also told him things have to change.”
A source insisted: ““She has spent a lot of time thinking about what she should do. Ashley can kiss goodbye to nights out with the lads now.”

Streaker is hit for six

A streaker learnt his lesson the hard way after sprinting on to the pitch at Brisbane’s Gaba stadium.

He came down to earth with a bump after evading security during the match when Australia were defeated by India yesterday.

All-rounder Symonds stood his ground and used his shoulder to stop the man as he ran by. The 26-year old streaker from Brisbane was escorted away by police and charged with disrupting the game and indecent exposure. He faces a fine of £1,400.



In other news…

* Lily Allen is currently undergoing treatment for depression at a top private clinic. Lily recently pulled out of performing at the Isle of White Festival in June, and she is likely to delay the release date for her forthcoming album.
* Green designers have invented women’s underwear made of wood. There is no risk of splinters because the fibres are spun to create a silky-soft fabric.
* Brendan Cole (Strictly sleaze) is searching for a new dance partner on a new BBC1 series to join him at an international pro-am dancing championship. The show – from producer Fever Media – is called I Wanna Dance With Somebody.
* An amazing six million Brits were injured last year while texting and using their mobile phones. More than one in ten people were hurt after stumbling into lampposts, bollards, and litter bins in the street. The survey was carried out by phone directory service 118118.

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Cheryl back at the beginning...

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V Festival line-up announced

The Virgin Mobile V Festival 2008 has been announced taking place on 16th August 2008 to 17th August 2008 at Hylands Park Chelmsford and Weston Park Staffordshire.
Muse had already being announced as V Festival headliners, the other headliners have been confirmed as The Verve. Other top acts to play on the main stage include Kings of Leon who will also be headlining at Glastonbury this summer.
Essex Dance Rock nutters the prodigy will make a welcome return to Essex. Other top dance acts to perform include Chemical Brothers.

The V Festival has also attracted the Stereophonics, Amy Winehouse and the Kaiser Chiefs.
Tickets go on sale at 10 am on Friday 7th March 2008.

Winehouse is a cover girl

GUESTS at the opening of posh fashion house Fendi’s new flagship Paris store were probably expecting handbags — but not handbags at dawn. It seems everywhere AMY WINEHOUSE goes, trouble follows.

The Rehab singer, sporting a nasty bump to the side of her face, was paid a whopping £500k to perform at the bash.
She had attempted to cover the lump with loads of make-up but told the well-heeled guests it was “so big I can see it out of my eye. Do you get mumps in France?”
The event ended in an almighty scrap among some of the guests as they jockeyed for position to hear her sing.
A source at Paris Fashion Week said: “It was a complete fiasco. It got nasty and people were breaking bottles. Organisers had to lock the crowd in without any drinks while she performed.”

In other news…

* East 17 star Brian Harvey was banned for driving for six months yesterday for driving 138mph along the M4 in Wiltshire. He was fined £150.
* Soap fans will soon be able to enjoy a pint down the Rovers Return, just like their favourite Coronation Stars. TV bosses want to develop the famous Wetherfield boozer into a chain of themed pubs to cash in on the show’s huge popularity.
* Desperate Housewives may be heading for Broadway. Actor Kyle MacLachlan, who plays Orson Hodge in the series told a radio show that Desperate Housewives' creator Marc Cherry had been dropping hints about creating a possible stage musical based on the hit show.
* The very latest application to be added to Facebook is entitled “My Own Last Wishes.” The online will, allows you to outline the details of your desired funeral service. Users can write their own epitaph, pick their own flowers, and choose the songs to be played.

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YouTube goes live in battle with TV

Video sharing website YouTube will show live TV shows this year. The service is set to provide coverage of rock concerts and sports events. Steve Chen, founder of YouTube – now owned by Google – said: “We’ve never had the resources to do it correctly, but now, with Google’s help, we hope to do it this year.”

Brand: My filmy wilm

His hit Booky Wook is being brought to beastly life on the big screen – and Russell Brand fancies Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe to take the lead role.

Russell, who is in LA working on a movie with Adam Sandler at the moment, is said to be returning to Britain in the summer to turn his hit book into a star-studded film. His wish-list for celebs to be involved in the film includes Daniel Radcliffe, Noel Gallagher, David Willaims, and Micheal Palin. Producer Michael Winterbottom is reportedly already on board, and Russell is toying with who is big, brass, and bold enough to play the drug and drink-fuelled lead.

In other news…

* Jordon is in the process of adding another huge asset to her collection – she’s currently in the process of buying a Hawker 900 private jet plane worth £4.5 million.
* Rebecca Loos is launching a pop career. The song called ‘Your Boyfriend’ by Rebecca Loos, aka Phoenix Feat Jah Waggie is about stealing another girl’s fella.
* 2nd place ex X-factor hopeful Andy Abraham won 1st place this time at Saturday’s public’s vote on BBC1’s Eurovision: Your Decision. He will represent the UK with the song he co-wrote ‘Even If.’ Once again it was another tough Eurovision decision – so many badly sung bad songs – and in the very nature of the event, the public had to choose one of them.
* A children’s hospital builder has been sacked after being caught having sex with a Henry the Hoover. The Great Ormond Street hospital Polish contractor – who was supposed to be locking up the site – was found naked and on his knees with the smiling hoover in the staff canteen.

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Don't give up your day job Loos...what job?

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