Britney is set to boost her £750-a-week pocket money by performing an erotic dance in Dubai.
She will deliver a private performance of her classic Slave 4 You snake-dance. The mutually beneficial agreement will give Britney some much needed pocket money, and will make the all-male intended audience very happy.
The trip is being organised by Pakistani-British immigrant Sheeraz Hasan, who founded Spears-tastic paparazzi agency Hollywood.tv with the backing of several other investors.
Don’t drink OR drive
Alistair Darling hit drinkers for six yesterday – hiking up alcohol prices in his first penny-pinching budget, and car drivers with car tax hikes.
6% above inflation was placed on drinks, putting a pint up by 4p, wine up 14p a bottle, and bottled spirits up 55p. He also added 14p to the cost of 20 cigarettes, confirmed we will have to pay for plastic bags, put up car-tax on gas guzzling cars, and increased the price of flights.
On the up-side he pledged £2 billion extra for troops, put the 2p-a-litre rise in petrol prices off until October and announced measures to tackle child poverty with a rise in child benefits.
The Chancellor, delivering his Budget, is the only person allowed to imbibe alcohol in the Chamber. Winston Churchill was a brandy man, Hugh Dalton drank milk and rum, Selwyn Lloyd necked whisky and water, and Hugh Gaitskell choose rum and orange. As for Alistair Darling’s personal preference…with alcohol his favourite word for the 2008 budget…it’s a tough choice.
In other news…
· A WOMAN was stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet for TWO YEARS, it was revealed yesterday. Her legs wasted away and her skin grew around the seat. Her boyfriend brought her food and water every day. Finally calling the police he is yet to explain what took him so long to make the call. The unnamed woman, of Ness City, Kansas, refuses to talk to investigators.
· Duo We Are Scientists are planning a series of nude videos. Bassist Chris Cain, said: “We want to push the nudity envelope and skate on the edge of nakedness, so watch out.”
· A recent mix up saw DVDs called Gang Bang Frenzy given away with films about the Easter story to families in a Croatian supermarket. Oops.
· Andrew Lloyd Webber is treating his friends to a £5 million four-day party to celebrate his 60th birthday. Around 60 guests have been told to keep this weekend free, to pack their passports, and to wait for a limousine to pick them up. If only…
She will deliver a private performance of her classic Slave 4 You snake-dance. The mutually beneficial agreement will give Britney some much needed pocket money, and will make the all-male intended audience very happy.
The trip is being organised by Pakistani-British immigrant Sheeraz Hasan, who founded Spears-tastic paparazzi agency Hollywood.tv with the backing of several other investors.
Don’t drink OR drive
Alistair Darling hit drinkers for six yesterday – hiking up alcohol prices in his first penny-pinching budget, and car drivers with car tax hikes.
6% above inflation was placed on drinks, putting a pint up by 4p, wine up 14p a bottle, and bottled spirits up 55p. He also added 14p to the cost of 20 cigarettes, confirmed we will have to pay for plastic bags, put up car-tax on gas guzzling cars, and increased the price of flights.
On the up-side he pledged £2 billion extra for troops, put the 2p-a-litre rise in petrol prices off until October and announced measures to tackle child poverty with a rise in child benefits.
The Chancellor, delivering his Budget, is the only person allowed to imbibe alcohol in the Chamber. Winston Churchill was a brandy man, Hugh Dalton drank milk and rum, Selwyn Lloyd necked whisky and water, and Hugh Gaitskell choose rum and orange. As for Alistair Darling’s personal preference…with alcohol his favourite word for the 2008 budget…it’s a tough choice.
In other news…
· A WOMAN was stuck on her boyfriend’s toilet for TWO YEARS, it was revealed yesterday. Her legs wasted away and her skin grew around the seat. Her boyfriend brought her food and water every day. Finally calling the police he is yet to explain what took him so long to make the call. The unnamed woman, of Ness City, Kansas, refuses to talk to investigators.
· Duo We Are Scientists are planning a series of nude videos. Bassist Chris Cain, said: “We want to push the nudity envelope and skate on the edge of nakedness, so watch out.”
· A recent mix up saw DVDs called Gang Bang Frenzy given away with films about the Easter story to families in a Croatian supermarket. Oops.
· Andrew Lloyd Webber is treating his friends to a £5 million four-day party to celebrate his 60th birthday. Around 60 guests have been told to keep this weekend free, to pack their passports, and to wait for a limousine to pick them up. If only…
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