Trouble In the Jungle

It’s only day one and already there is trouble brewing as scary Janice Dickinson sparked panic in the jungle by threatening to stab Lynne Franks.
The mouthy model claimed she would knife Lynne and “eat her tits” — because she had a better bed.
Furious Janice, 52, ranted to other I’m A Celeb contestants: “I’m going to stab her in the middle of the night and take her bed.
"Don’t think I’m kidding, I’ll eat her tits. I’ll fry up those big old boobs.”
The American first fell out with PR guru Lynne over food.
Lynne, 59, suggested the group save some first night nosh to spread over two nights.
Janice moaned: “I don’t mind you suggesting things, Lynne, but can I have an She then branded Lynne a “freak” and “shrew”.

Better bed ... Lynne
Lynne hit back: “You’re aggressive, you’re bossy — all the things I am — and then it’s just too much.”
The pair’s behaviour shocked former 5ive star Jason Brown, who told them: “You two have got to have a fight and sort it out.”
However, the pair later made up and hugged.
Grovelling Janice told Lynne: “You’re the sage of the group, a spiritual healer. You’re a teacher.”
She then creepily added: “I’m your humble student.”


Lily Who?

LILY ALLEN is in talks to be Doctor Who’s next assistant.
Show bosses desperately want the singer to sex-up the sci-fi series.
Catherine tate is currently filming in the role but bosses want Lily to succeed her in battling alien enemies including the Daleks and the Cybermen.
The BBC recently handed the Smile star her own chat show and hope it will be the start of a long-term relationship.
They would love her to take over one of the most high-profile female roles on British TV.

A show source said: “Lily is multi-talented. She comes from more of a TV background than a musical one. After the chat show we hope she’ll take over from Catherine as Dr Who’s assistant.



Russell's Bonkers

TELLY’S Russell Brand has confessed he went into rehab to control his BONKING – after discovering being famous was like “a Wonka ticket to a sex factory”.
The ex-junkie, 32, spent a month in the “winky-nick” – a US sex addiction clinic – in a bid to cure his randiness.
Brand sought treatment for his “carnal overindulgences” with lapdancers and prostitutes when his insatiable lust began to threaten his career.
He revealed: “At one point I had a harem of about ten women, whom I would rotate – in addition to one-night stands and random casual encounters.
Recreational
“But shagging – incessant as it was – no longer seemed to have the required calming effect.”

Ladies ... Brand bedded Kate Moss, Sadie Frost, and page 3 model Keeley
The comic’s worried manager John Noel – who had previously booked him into rehab to cure his heroin addiction – arranged the stay at the KeyStone clinic in Philadelphia



In other News:

• Lily Allen’s brother is to reveal all as he stars on stage in the touring version of Equus. His co-star Laura O’Toole is the girlfriend of Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe, who made headlines for starring in the London’s West End version.
  
  
• Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp is to play a real blood thirsty cut-throat in his next movie role as the The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street: Sweeney Todd. Starring alongside Helena Bonham Carter
  
  
• Megan Thomas (20) has become the first person to win a discrimination claim for being “too young”, after being fired from her position as a secretary at a swanky members only club.
  
  
• Text messages sent by Prince Harry to a mystery women are to blame for his split from long term girlfriend Chelsy Davy

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