Spice Girls' charity single bombs

HEADLINES IS THE KIDS CHARITY'S WORST-SELLING SINGLE
Cover your other eye, Pudsey! The Spice Girls' comeback single looks like being the worst-selling Children In Need song EVER.
Headlines (Friendship Never Ends) - the first track the five Spices have recorded together since the band split up nine years ago - has scraped into the midweek charts at No.10.
All the proceeds from the sale of the single go to charity. Sadly it has only sold a measly 5,278 copies, despite being available digitally last week and in the shops from Sunday
And it's being roundly trounced by Leona Lewis, Shayne Ward and Kylie.

Despite the Spice Girls' much hyped return - including a sensational performance for the Victoria's Secrets fashion show in LA last week - the band have failed to whip up any enthusiasm for their new track.
An insider reveals: "There has been a tremendous buzz about the Spice return, but sales for both their Greatest Hits album and the single have not matched up to the hype.
"The fact that Headlines is for charity should have helped boost its performance but that hasn't happened."
The single was deemed so dire by Radio 1 bosses that it was relegated to the C-list and got hardly any airplay.

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Jungle Update

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