Tuesday 20 November 2007



BBC Blunder




TV presenter Griff Rhys Jones has landed the BBC in to another faking row after falsely claiming to have climbed Britain’s tallest peak Ben Nevis. On both a voice over during his BBC1 programme and a book accompanying the series Griff claimed to have reached the highest point of the country, but in an embarrassing back down yesterday he was forced to admit that in actual fact he had reached the peak of a neighbouring mountain falling nearly a mile and a half short of Ben Nevis’s summit. This latest blunder from just ads to their recent troubles including the fake phone-ins and wrongly portraying the Queen storming out of a photo shoot.

Heather Mills suggests drinking Rat's Milk: Mental!

Heather Mills launched a campaign yesterday to encourage fellow Brits to drink rat’s milk rather then milk from dairy and meat animals, like cows. Deluded Mills is campaigning to save the planet from harmful greenhouse gasses caused by live stock, and that we should all go vegan to save the planet. Further more the campaign headed by the ex wife of Sir Paul McCartney, goes onto to poke fun of her disability by claiming “You haven’t got a leg to stand on” remarkable consider she publicly damned the British press and public for mocking her disability.
In Other News

The online Shop Amazon has revealed a new digital device which is said to do for literature what the Ipod has done for music. The new hand held device dubbed the “Kindle” can download a book in under a minute and hold up to 200 volumes, which can be read on its digital ink screen.

The lovely Girls Aloud ladies have been forced to beef up security as they are apparently being stalked by a crazed lesbian. Rumour says the deranged fan managed to sneak backstage at their G-A-Y gig on Saturday night where she waited for the ladies naked in their dressing room.

Further health scares for Amy Winehouse as an article in Heat Magazine claimes the troubled singer in now suffering from un explained fits.

The creator of hit TV series Heroes has been forced to apologise to the American audience for the slow start of the 2nd series. It has been reported that mistakes have been made with choice of storylines, but they are working hard to get the show back on track.

An article in the Mail has revealed that 4 out of 10 women prefer shopping to sex, and that those who have been married for 20 years or more would be quite happy to go without sex completely.


Jungle Update

Furious girlfriend of Marc Bannerman has arrived in Australia to dump her man after he shared a cheeky snog with ex Catatonia singer Cerys Matthews. Sarah Matravers vowed to finish with her man if the continual flirting between Marc and Cerys developed into anything more, and as her plane touchdown in Aus her man was sharing an intimate moment with his co star.



Clips

Some more of the old favourite Human Tetris, but sexy!

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