Thursday 20 December 2007

Wacko Jacko!!

MICHAEL JACKSON goes Christmas shopping looking as if his face is held together with Post-it notes.
The one-time King of Pop resembled a horror movie extra - prompting fresh speculation he’s gone under the knife AGAIN.
Beat It singer Jacko, 49, tried his best to hide his thin white face with dark glasses, a fishing hat and a scarf while out in Las Vegas.
But the former global sex symbol couldn’t conceal the strips of sticky paper plastered around his mouth.
A spokesman for Jackson could not explain the singer’s bizarre appearance while late-night shopping with his three kids, but denied he’d had surgery.
Top UK plastic surgeon Alex Karidis, 45, said: “He looks extremely strange, almost as if he’s cut himself shaving.
“The plasters look really haphazard. It’s very, very odd.
“The only plastic surgery that might remotely require dressings around the lips is laser treatment to get rid of lines and creases.
“But that is really for people over 55 and he’s not old enough. I can’t imagine what other procedure would require plasters like this.”


Please Do Not Feed the Animals
THIS is the horrific moment two tigers savaged a man to death after he stuck his hand into their cage to take a photo.
Jayaprakesh Bezbarauh, 50, had his arm ripped off as keepers battled for 30 minutes to beat the Bengal Tigers back.
He died later of blood loss.
He was visiting with his wife and two kids.
Warden Narayan Mahanta of Gauhati Zoo, northeast India, said the man ignored safety warnings.
He said: “It was shocking.”

In Other News

Man Utd star Johnny Evans has denied claims that he raped a girl at the team’s Christmas bash, the defender is said to be in bits after the allegations.

I’m a Celebrity contestant David Guest will spend Christmas in hospital after a suspected heart attack.

A woman who has made millions by divorcing three husbands is now looking at her biggest pay out from husband number four, as she files for divorce after just 14 months of marriage.

Three British terror suspects held at Guantanamo bay have been released after five years imprisonment and are heading straight back to Britain, despite still being labelled a serious threat.

A woman of 21 is being hailed as a super mum after giving birth to her fifth child, without claiming any benefits from the government.
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