Jeremy Beadle dies of Pneumonia
JEREMY Beadle was the man behind a million pranks.
And last night he was hailed as telly’s “ultimate joker”.

The tribute came from ITV’s entertainment chief Paul Jackson soon after the Beadle’s About and You’ve Been Framed favourite died of pneumonia, aged 59.
Mr Jackson said: “We are incredibly saddened and our sympathy goes out to Jeremy’s family.
“He entertained a whole generation of viewers – he was the ultimate joker and consummate prankster.”
Away from the screen bearded Jeremy, who earlier fought kidney cancer and leukaemia, was a tireless charity fund-raiser.

He is believed to have raked in more than £100MILLION for Children With Leukaemia and a host of other good causes. And he was made an MBE seven years ago.
Jeremy, who shot to fame as co-host of 1980s hidden camera show Game For A Laugh, was admitted to a North London hospital last week.

He slipped into a coma – and died with wife Sue, 60, and close friends at his bedside. He also leaves daughters Cassie, 21, and Bonnie, 19, and stepchildren Leo, 34, and Claire, 32.
The quick-witted star – a former taxi driver, tour guide and journalist – hosted Beadle’s About from 1987-96. He became the original presenter of video clip show You’ve Been Framed in 1990 before handing over to Lisa Riley seven years later.
Both shows regularly pulled bumper audiences of 15million on Saturday evenings. And Beadle’s About, in which members of the public fell victim to hilarious practical jokes, threw up many classic scenes that have gone down in TV comedy history

Cheryl Hasn’t Eaten for a Week

HEARTBROKEN CHERYL COLE has not eaten for a WEEK since The Sun revealed her husband ASHLEY cheated on her.

Friends and family were last night deeply concerned for the health of the Girls Aloud star, who was said to be “close to collapse” and suffering dizzy spells.
Cheryl, 24, discovered last Thursday night that Chelsea and England defender Ashley, 27, had played away from home with hairdresser AIMEE WALTON, 22.
The trauma of her marriage meltdown has left Cheryl unable to eat a thing, and she is now losing weight because she can only stomach fluids.
A source close to the Geordie singer said last night: “Everyone is really worried about Cheryl.

“She didn’t eat for a couple of days and everyone close to her understood because she was so upset.
“But time has dragged on and she has now gone the best part of a week without a proper meal.
“She was already incredibly thin because she had been working out for the Girls Aloud video.
“But she just doesn’t have the frame to cope with losing any more weight.
“She can’t force food down because she is still in shock. She’s been having dizzy spells and is close to collapse. It’s really worrying.”

Cheryl moved out of the marital home in Oxshott, Surrey, on Tuesday to spend time at a secret location thinking about her future.

In Other News

Argentine football star Maradona sensationally apologised for his infamous ‘hand of God’ goal, which booted England out of the 1986 World Cup, last night. The star that up until now has never apologised for the controversial goal.

A 22 year old banker drank himself to death after he and a friend copied a scene out of American Pie 5. The contest which was a last man standing competition where they drink until they fall over proved fatal for David Reid, who died when his brain stopped working from alcohol poisoning.

Poor old Britney who has been suffering a public breakdown of late was snapped yesterday in a blouse without a bra on which left nothing for the imagination. With further reports suggesting that she is addicted to Crystal Meths.

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