Wednesday 28 May 2008

Chanelle Hayes is the least talented celebrity in the UK

BB8 and our own Wannabe Chanelle has been voted the least talented celebrity in the UK according to a recent poll. She’s in good company, closely followed by Heather Mills McCartney, and Victoria Beckham, with Kerry, Peaches and Calum following swiftly.

In the most talented JK Rowling tops the list, with Gordon Ramsey and Lewis Hamilton taking spot 2 and 3. The full top 10 of both talented and talentless are:

Least Talented list:
1. Chanelle Hayes
2. Heather Mills
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Peaches Geldof
5. Kerry Katona
6. Calum Best

7. Pete Doherty
8. Coleen McLoughlin
9. Kelly Osbourne
10. Gordon Brown

Most Talented list:
1. JK Rowling
2. Lewis Hamilton
3. Gordon Ramsay
4. Leona Lewis
5. Ant and Dec
6. David Beckham
7. Ricky Gervais
8. Amy Winehouse
9. Keira Knightley
10. Wayne Rooney


Baby For Sale

A Canadian couple have been accused of trying to sell their baby online for £5000 and could now be facing charges even though they now say it was a hoax. The advert, listed on the classified website Craigslist read “A new baby girl, seven days old, healthy and really cute, can’t afford and unexpected. Looking for a good home. Please call ASAP.”

It comes days after police in Germany arrested a couple for listing a seven-month-old boy for auction on ebay. The mother told police the ad, which listed the baby for sale for a euro, was a joke, but the baby is now in the care of youth services as police investigate the possibility of human trafficking.

In Canada, the couple have been arrested, and the baby has been removed from the home.


In other news…
* Westlife are set to play at the Rooney wedding, as Coleen’s favourite band Wayne has gone out of his way to book the band as they were unable to play last year at her 21st birthday.
* Sugarbabe Amelle Berrabah wants a boob job. Who doesn't? Her plastic surgery policy is “If you’ve got issues with your body, why not make yourself feel better?”
* In other Chanelle news she is considering a move to the US once the new series of BB starts. She’s aware that she might be forgotten in the whirlwind excitement that will surround BB9, and seeing as “Posh is still huge in the US” she sees this as her natural progression…
* Kylie Minogue hits 40 today. She’s celebrating tonight with a birthday bash in Paris to celebrate with her family and friends. Reports say that instead of people giving to her, she’s been scouring boutiques and shops all over Europe finding an array of presents to give to the guests at her party. Um…can I come?

RUMOUR MILL
- Leona Lewis engaged?
- Rapper Coolio bringing his imaginatively titled cookery show “Cookin’ with Coolio” to the UK?

CLIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgW5M08GQ8c

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