Hubby tried to sell his wife on ebay

A jealous husband who suspected his wife was having an affair took a strange form of revenge – by putting her on sale on ebay. Paul Osborn of Buckinghamshire, kicked his wife Sharon out, and advertised her on ebay with a starting price of 0.01p– with bids hitting £500,100.

He advertised his wife with the snappy description of a “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” after hearing rumours in March that his wife of 24 years was having an affair with a man at work.

Sharon’s now got her own back by reporting her maniacally husband to the police – he’s currently being investigated by Thames Valley Police for harassment.

Elton’s the “surprise”

Not a surprise guest any more, because its Elton John that is set to the surprise guest at Nelson Mandela’s 90th birthday celebration in Hyde Park on 27th June.

Elton will join the already confirmed line-up of Amy Winehouse, Queen, Bono, Razorlight, Keane, Sugababes, and Jamelia, all playing to a crowd including Wills and Harry, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and Robert de Niro. Something tells me they’ll be a few more than this select celebrity audience on the day. The current plan is for Elton to solo for one, then to be joined by younger un-confirmed talent (possible Duffy, or Eminem) to duet on a second.

P.s. I hpoe you enjoy the hideous Elton photo

In other news…
A new reality TV show is currently in development to be potentially aired on Living TV. ‘Pop Goes The Band’ proposes to reunite groups from the Eighties, give them plastic surgery, and put them back on stage.
Stat of the day…according to the Sun (where all good stats should come from) is that apparently sales of gift vouchers for colonic irrigation have soared by 20% in the last three years. Sadly they don’t cite where this intriguing and insightful information has come from...
Posh is not pregnant, she’s not joining the Pussycat dolls, Tom and Katie Cruise aren’t the eccentric stars everyone thinks they are, and she isn’t averse to smiling either apparently although did refer to herself as a “miserable cow.” Revealing all yesterday morning in an interview on GMTV she said her and David plan to remain in the US for the foreseeable.
Something the dev boys won’t be pleased to hear…apparently computer hackers have targeted Grand Theft Auto IV to spread destructive viruses via the internet. The cyber criminals are tempting fans by illegally offering free downloads for bogus versions of the game via their PCs. Once the victim’s computer has been hit, vital files can be wiped, and bank details stolen.

RUMOUR MILL
- Britney’s pregnant? Or is she just fat…
- Tony Romo has dumped Jessica Simpson?

CLIPS
Angelina pregnant with twins…? A rumour no more…
http://www.heatworld.com/Article/5619/Angelina+Jolie/CRINGE!+Watch+the+moment+Jack+Black+blurted+out+Angelina’s+twin+news