Thursday 23 October 2008

Rihanna and Justine Get Friendly




Whilst I resent the notion that sexy had ever really gone away, there can be no doubt that it'll be there with bells on in the video for their new song 'Rehab', which has nothing to do with the Amy Winehouse song. Expect one particularly steamy bit on a car bonhet. Just another day in the life, eh?


Britney still has the blues


Britney's latest court case for driving without a licence has been dismissed but despite escaping six months in jail she's still feeling low. When asked by her lawyer to take the stand at the trial she said 'I can't face all those people. I don't want to deal with all the people.' These words come as Brit is on the brink of a new album and a world tour and don't bode well for her rumoured plans to fight for custody of her sons. She does, however, have her 27th birthday party to look forward to which will coincide with a live gig broadcast on TV. She said 'it'll be the biggest birthday bash to ever hit morning TV' but it's still her party and she'll cry if she wants to.


And finally...
  • Jimmy Carr was forced to throw out a heckler from a recent gig after he taunted the comedian with shouts of 'you're boring me' before exiting to the toilets to strip off and reappear wearing only a nappy made of toilet paper. Certainly an innovative way of relieving boredom, feel free to try in your own time...


  • Kooks frontman Luke Pritchard is in talks with an American director to appear in a B-type horror film. He says 'it's going to be really cheesy but f****d up.' But of course.


  • A tramp is now £2000 richer after finding the waxwork head of Sir Paul McCartney in a bin which is reportedly worth £10,000. The tramp had to beg the train fare to hand in the head to Abbey Road studios.

No comments: