Friday 31 October 2008

Will swap food for friends




After her amusing appearance at the National Television Awards the other night (watch it here

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=lDzKl4H-bt0 - if only for the co-ordinated hand on hip movements and slow pronunication of 'Ro-yal Al-bert Ha-all' - clearly she'd been mumbling it to herself repeatedly backstage to remember it), Paris has said she's lost weight in Britain. And although loneliness can do terrible things to a person, she says the loss has been due to healthy eating and pilates. Maybe her new British best friend can get a few pub lunches down her.




Kate Moss Pregnant?

Once again rumours are flying that Kate Moss is pregnant after she was seen at Heathrow with boyfriend Jamie Hince with a blanket covering her stomach.

Rooney Rooney Rooney Rooney (ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

Wayne Rooney was cautioned last night for spitting at a photographer after leaving a Chinese restaurant in July. Had Rooney not accepted the caution after a five-week stalemate he would have faced a six month prison sentence. He also had to write a sorry letter to the photographer in question. Bless. I hope someone can help him with it ... 'Dear man, I am all sorry I did a spitting on your face. It was bad. Ok bye then. Lots of love, from Wayne xoxo'
And finally...
  • Ex-Atomic sex Kitten Jenny Frost has become the new face and body of Playboy lingerie in the UK
  • Sir Bob Geldof was overheard chatting about Peaches' shotgun marriage at The Quantum of Solace afterparty. He seems to have got over it now and said 'my children amuse me.' They amuse us too, Bob.



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