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For the record I thought of this headline before I read it in the Daily Mirror. So I am using it. Ok. Fix up, look sharp. Let's go adventurers!


Amy is looking reasonably like a real life human being thing after a week of early nights, no booze and no naughty drugs after undergoing a series of tests at hospital following a recent lung infection. She has since been given a clean bill of health (which seems dubious) but she does seem to have swapped one addiction for another another: e's for E-numbers. She has recently installed a £5000 fairground sweetshop in her flat complete with candyfloss, Slush Puppy and old-fashioned sweet shop counter. From crack high to sugar high.

Princess Paris to become Queen Paris?

Looks like Paris may have to record her EXCELLENT new single 'Paris for President' ( look on in awe and wonder at the musical car crash here http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k4WDjuiQmxA ) for a more British audience after Wills and Harry met up with her for a drinking session recently. Paris recently said 'I've kept in touch with William - he's really good looking. But I prefer Harry, he's more my type.' Could royal wedding bells soon be a-ringing? This is a truly terrifying thought.

And finally...

• Peaches has been caught shoplifting for the FOURTH time at Luna and Curious boutique. She must be running out of excuses now.
• Lilo has been axed as co-host of the World Music Awards with Jesse Metcalf. The honour now goes to Denise Richards.
• A slightly egocentrcic final point, but I discovered that Tina Chen's videos are back up on youtube. If you have a problem with these I am not sure we can be friends ... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zSbL8VqAje8&feature=related