Monday 10 November 2008

Free Blakey and other stories


They tried to make me pay for rehab...

Blake Fielder-Civil has now been released from prison but has to wear an electronic tag which was part of the terms of his release. He is now in rehab for a seven week course of treatment in Surrey and Amy is reportedly refusing to pick up the £30,000 tab. Rumours currently circulating that German model Sophie Schandorff is especially pleased at Blakey Boo's release will not be helping Amy's mood. When Wakey Woo was sentenced to 27 months last July it was she, not Amy, who was in court and the pair mouthed 'I love you' to each other as he was sent down. Amy is now said to be in two minds about the marriage and declared to a friend in an emotional phone call: 'I don't know if I want to be with him.'


Awkward...

Poor Duffy had been told she had won the Best Newcomer award at the EMAs and had put on a nice dress, brought her family and brushed her hair accordingly. Bit awkward then when Katy Perry nabbed the gong...

Winealike

Pete Doherty was seen canoodling with a mystery Amy Winehouse lookalike after a gig in Camden. If things get any worse with the real Winehouse and Blakelite he may well soon be able to upgrade to the real thing. What a car crash that would be.


They think it's all over...

The marriage we all thought would last forever is reportedly over after 96 days. Apparently Peaches has decided she doesnt fancy him anymore and is to return to the UK shortly to begin divorce proceedings. Bob is said to be delighted.

And finally...

  • Kanye West did a widdle on the floor of the dressing room he shared with The Tings Tings at a pre-EMA bash at Liverpool's Carling Academy. To be honest, if faced with the same opportunity to show the The Ting Tings what I really thought of them I can't say I wouldnt do the same. Altogether now 'That's not the loo, that's not the loo...'
  • Sophie Ellis Bextor is expecting her second child with Richard Jones.
  • Craig David has been awarded an honouray Doctorate of Music from Southhampton Solent University ... they had heard his 'music' before, right?

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