Jungle Wags

This year's 'I'm a Celebrity' will be the battle of the WAGS with Carly Zucker, Nicola McLean and Dani Behr all heading off to jungleland. Will outspoken Carly get too big for her boots in front of Granny Wag Dani or will they both join forces against Tits McGee herself Nicola McLean. Other celebs include Simon Webbe, Joe Swash, Brian Paddick, George Takei, Martina Navratilova and Esther Ranzen. But really who's going to be watching them when WAGgate is taking place. Oh, and Kilroy is there too. He's guaranteed to say something horrific.

Don't you know who I am?

Brad Pitt got chucked out his own movie premiere for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button because a security guard didnt recognise him and thought he was a press photographer.

I'm ok! I'm ok!

Jesse Metcalfe has had a lucky escape after falling off a balcony at VMAs. Despite falling 40 feet he escaped with bruises, cuts and sprains and suffered no broken bones or brain damage which is lucky because without his intellect this world would be much the poorer.

Have you washed your hands?

After punching a photographer the other day and scrapping all over the shop Amy Winehouse tried to make amends with photographers who gathered outside her Camden home yesterday evening. Amy, minus beehive, explained to the gathered paps that she hadnt been to see Blake since he was released from jail because she has a rash over her entire body. Nice. She then showed them a hospital tag on her wrist which read 'Amy Civil' before offering them cheese on toast. I sincerely hope they didnt eat it.

And finally ...

• Katy Perry is releasing a clothing line. Fried egg hats and maggot dress anyone?