Fearne Cotton and Steve Jones have split after three months together. Apparently Steve has something of the wandering eye and after a whirlwind romance things have fizzled out quickly. Steve's previous conquests include Pamela Anderson, Halle Berry and Natalie Imbruglia. Is he ticking them off a list?
EVERYBODY CALM DOWN
Britney's son is fine (I know how worried you've all been) after having been rushed to hospital on Sunday afternoon following a seizure. Turns out it was an allergic reaction to something he ate. Something tells me Brit's home cooking is not quite up to scratch - 'what, not hungry for your hair soup boiled in my tears and regrets and stirred with a crazy stick?' Toxic, indeed.
EXCELLENT lyrics
Peter Andre has released some snippets from his new album on his website and I doubt very much the following lyrics will do his apparently strained relationship with his wife any good:
“We've forgot how to love each other / when was the last time we went out together / we never communicate / always at each other...”
If you're bored just spend a bit of time counting the grammatical errors in that section alone.
Pete also released a mission statement: “Peter has a dream. His dream is to fulfil his desire in creating music in his own image.” Music that looks like a tit?
And finally...
- Looks like Chantelle's WAG dreams are finally coming to as she spotted leaving Jermaine Defoe's house with, and I quote, 'erotically tousled hair.' Concrete evidence then. Is it even allowed to use the word 'erotically' in the same sentence as Chantelle? Isn't there a law or something? If not I am making one.
- This isn't scary at all: http://www.samedifferenceworld.com/KidsClub.html
- This is wonderful: http://www.omnomnomnom.com/random/index.php
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