Robbie wants to rejoin Take That

Robbie Williams admitted last night that he'd love to be in Take That again. Rbbbie has just bought a £7m country mansion and says he is 'over the moon' about Take That's refound success. He has even had the Take That symbol tattooed on his right arm and said 'I'd like to think we'd be the only band in the history of music to get together because of artistic differences.' Apparently he and Gary have had a formal dicussion about recording a one-off reunion gig for a DVD. *insert your own derivative of a joke about Robbie being 'Back for Good here*

How to survive the credit crunch

Forget credit crunch lunch and moneysavingexpert.com, the best way to deal with the credit crunch according to Paris Hilton is to 'wear happy colours.' BUT WHAT IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THEM?

Lily vs Katy

Katy calls Lily fat. Lily says 'she was signed by my label in America, who said 'we need someone controversial and kooky like Lily Allen''. Katy, your move. Ting ting, round three.

Fishing for Aliens

Robbie Williams is going deep sea diving fishing aliens in a trip just off the coast of California. He said 'I heard about these sightings at Malibu of things going into the water. I thought it would be quite exciting to be on a very small object [jet skis] very high over the ocean floor knowing there might be something down there.' We've all got to have a hobby but can some explain to Robbie what fish are?

Blake House

On the same day it was revealed Blake brought Amy a drug fix in rehab after being clean for ten days it has come to light that Amy has taken up a rather bizarre ritual to mourn the loss of her Blakey: sitting in the house wearing her wedding dress wearing gin just like Miss Havisham in Great Expectations. I doubt she gets the reference.

Lilo, Sam and ... Danielle Lloyd?

Unlikely wannabe lesbytarian Danielle Lloyd looks like she trying to nuzzle in on the lady loving between Lilo and Sam. Danielle is planning a party for La Lohan's next birthday with a sexy superhero theme at an Essex nightblub after she met the couple recently. Apparently she keeps hinting she wants to bat for the other team ... and if she comes to the party in a Muff Woman outfit we'll know the truth.

And finally...

• Blur are said to be reforming to headline Glasto next year

Big announcement

Kate Moss has told everyone to clear their diaries on 18th December as she gathers everyone at her Cotswolds retreat. Could she be getting engaged to Jamie Hince or might she have baby number two on the way?

Goldie Looking Freebie

Goldie Looking Chain are staging a comeback gig on 14th January at London's metro. Entry is free but fans can pay whatever they like on their way out.

Treat time

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/8247/Girls+Aloud/What+do+you+think+of+the+new+Girls+Aloud+video

Blake Back to Bars

Blake Fielder-Civil is going back to jail after failing a drugs test and breaking the terms of his early release from his 27 month sentence. He dashed from rehab to visit Amy who wound up in hospital last week after a phone row with Blake sent her on a drugs and drink bender. He asked for her forgiveness before handing himself to the cops. Friends of Amy are happy at the news as now that Blake is back and banged up she can finally settle divorce proceedings and get out of her black.

DIANA VICKERS explains it all...

http://www.heatworld.com/Article/8228/Diana+Vickers/Diana+finally+explains+the+dreaded+CLAW!

Special toys ...

Jaime Winstone has said that Lily Allen's lack of a man is making her irritable because she's sex-starved. So what better way to help a friend than buy them sex toys? Which is exactly what she did at the Ann Summers Enchantment party at London's Baccarat room. Lovely.

Things and stuff and gubbins

Celebrity Big Brother

Georgina Baillie, Mutya Buena, Whitney Houston, Verne Troyer, Ian Wright and Cheeky Girl fiddler Lembit Opik are all rumoured to be entering the Big Brother house for Celebrity Big Brother this year.

Britney Blanket

Here is a clip from Britney's show on Sky 1 last night. For a lot of it she does seem like a *gasp* normal person out shopping ... until she escapes under a blanket: http://www.heatworld.com/Article/8207/Britney+Spears/Proof+that+Britney+IS+normal%e2%80%a6+well%2c+sort+of

Factoid

Peaches doesnt 'follow fashion', she 'pushes boundaries.' I dont know why she doesnt just 'shut up.'

Love on the big screen

Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty are currently looking for a film they can act in together. Sienna's entourage are trying to advise her against this move as the pair seem to be the only ones who dont know how unpopular they are considering the way they got together.

Miley on her own

For her 16th birthday Miley Cyrus is getting herself the ultimate stroppy teenager present: emancipation from her parents. Although she insists she loves mummy and daddy she wants to have complete control over her career, finances and decisions. I bet she's pregnant and in rehab in six months.

Utd .v. Wags

The Man U Wags have finally got their own back on their richer halves' rowdy behaviour at a Christmas bash a year ago (which ended up in footballer Jonny Evans accused of rape) but going on what they called a 'revenge bender.' Coleen had to be let out a back door of Panacea at 6am whilst her hubbie was tucked up in bed early ahead of a big match the next day.

We're bored of it all too...

More Max and Peaches I'm afraid. The pair had a blazing row at London bar Gramophone and then Max stormed out shouting 'I'm bored of all this.' Peaches was then seen cuddling up to a Max lookalike. Just divorce already.

And finally ...

For those of you like me who are stuck in the dark ages and dont have a TV or simply fancy s0me M0nday morning bitching, here's Britney ... http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gv4FfDzheaw