Fishing for Aliens

Robbie Williams is going deep sea diving fishing aliens in a trip just off the coast of California. He said 'I heard about these sightings at Malibu of things going into the water. I thought it would be quite exciting to be on a very small object [jet skis] very high over the ocean floor knowing there might be something down there.' We've all got to have a hobby but can some explain to Robbie what fish are?

Blake House

On the same day it was revealed Blake brought Amy a drug fix in rehab after being clean for ten days it has come to light that Amy has taken up a rather bizarre ritual to mourn the loss of her Blakey: sitting in the house wearing her wedding dress wearing gin just like Miss Havisham in Great Expectations. I doubt she gets the reference.

Lilo, Sam and ... Danielle Lloyd?

Unlikely wannabe lesbytarian Danielle Lloyd looks like she trying to nuzzle in on the lady loving between Lilo and Sam. Danielle is planning a party for La Lohan's next birthday with a sexy superhero theme at an Essex nightblub after she met the couple recently. Apparently she keeps hinting she wants to bat for the other team ... and if she comes to the party in a Muff Woman outfit we'll know the truth.

And finally...

• Blur are said to be reforming to headline Glasto next year