Robbie wants to rejoin Take That

Robbie Williams admitted last night that he'd love to be in Take That again. Rbbbie has just bought a £7m country mansion and says he is 'over the moon' about Take That's refound success. He has even had the Take That symbol tattooed on his right arm and said 'I'd like to think we'd be the only band in the history of music to get together because of artistic differences.' Apparently he and Gary have had a formal dicussion about recording a one-off reunion gig for a DVD. *insert your own derivative of a joke about Robbie being 'Back for Good here*

How to survive the credit crunch

Forget credit crunch lunch and moneysavingexpert.com, the best way to deal with the credit crunch according to Paris Hilton is to 'wear happy colours.' BUT WHAT IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD THEM?

Lily vs Katy

Katy calls Lily fat. Lily says 'she was signed by my label in America, who said 'we need someone controversial and kooky like Lily Allen''. Katy, your move. Ting ting, round three.