Victoria's Fun & Spicy Image

Victoria Beckham is trying to rid herself of her 'miserable' image. She's annoyed that people think she's just a miserable 'b*tch who just goes shopping everyday'. She's been saying how 'people get preconceptions ... It's been hard to change people's thinking, which is what I've set out to do'... By doing what exactly? Someone feel free to tell me.

Winehouse Goes Bananas

Amy Winehouse's latest vice is somewhat controversial in that she has now started ... smoking bananas. Locals at St Lucia have taught her how to smoke the banana peel for a natural high. Here's the science ... a compound called tryptophan inside the skins increases the levels of serotonin in the body, which has the same effect as Prozac. But everyone knew that right?

Frost, Gail & Sophie Anderton

Gail Porter got a smack in the nose after trying to break up a fight between Jenny Frost and Sophie Anderton, apparently they were bitching about each other all night and in the midst of trouble, Gail Porter got a bit of a smack. As every man knows, never get involved.

Woss The Joke?

Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross' exploits have cost the BBC, and license fee payers, £150k. Of course, it's all swings and roundabouts - the public were the ones who complained and now they pay the price of taking things so seriously. Whether the two will pair up and pay the fine themselves is to be seen.

Don't Want You Back

In what could have been a mind-blowing sensation, the Jackson 5 who were rumoured to be getting back together with Michael Jackson are instead left disappointed as Jacko has refused to even stage a one-off performance with his brothers during his 50 date stint at the O2. The brothers have made it clear it could be the last time they all get to play together but Jacko has made it clear he's not interested. Oh well, Celeb Big Brother again instead.