Wednesday 1 April 2009

Wednesday April 1st


Scho-Fields of Peaches
Peaches Geldof has announced her desire for older men - mainly the silver fox that is Philip Schofield (surely every womans dream) and the more brutal Gordon Ramsay. She is also trying to sell her story of her brief 'marriage' that ended not too long ago.
Jackson's Magic Touch
Following on from yesterday's story on Michael Jackson playing at the O2. Rumours have been circulating that he has asked the magic man himself, David Copperfield, to assist the 50 gigs he's lined up to do in the near future. Expect disappearing acts, disguises and child-like excitement - all of which he's probably used to by now.
The Beater Gets Beaten - Rihanna Ain't No April Fool etc. etc.
Rihanna has finally found her senses and dumped Chris Brown for good. After getting back with the violent rapper only weeks after being beaten up by him, she has finally decided to call it a day.
Roo's The Daddy
Coleen Rooney has been telling friends she is pregnant and apparently both her and Wayne are ecstatic with the news. Maybe this will help his performance against Ukraine tonight.

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