Grim-Reaper cat
A freaky cat in a nursing home in Rhode Island curls up at the feet of elderly residents hours before they die.
There have been 25 cases in the last year and his accuracy has led staff to call family once he has chosen someone....
GMTV phone-in scandal
GMTV has pledged £35m to refund viewers ripped off by its premium phone-line scandal.
Presenters Kate Garraway and Ben Shepherd have urged viewers to phone-in for their refunds.
Calls cost £7 a minute...
Girls Aloud stalkerA cyber-sicko has penned chilling stories about how he is going to rape, torture and kill each member of Girls Aloud.
The story is called Girls (scream) Aloud.
To be fair he has written a warning saying: "I can not stress enough that this is strictly fictitious."...
Clip of the day
Did The Vauxhall Corsa Puppets Hire A Prostitute?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu2xcyifTAw
My theory:
One of the C’Mons (the red one) has hired a prostitute for the *band* to enjoy. While he’s showering himself down after the event, the prostitute decides that the 20 quid she got for doing the dirty with a band of puppets wasn’t enough, so she steals their Corsa as a tip. This goes down particularly badly with the Red puppet who has to wake the rest of the band enjoying a post-orgy nap (in the same bed) to chase after her.
Anyone else got a theory?
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