Kelly Osbourne in Chicago
So Kelly has slimmed down to take on the role of Mama Morton in Chicago and she looks pretty good, just check out any of today's tabloids.
Ironically the role has been played by more voluptuous actresses such as Alison Moyet.
Becks shuns The Simpsons
David Beckham has reportedly turned down appearing on The Simpsons. He would be following in the footsteps of such illustrious names as Tony Blair, Stephen Hawking and Ringo Starr.
Apparently his feathers were ruffled by an episode in 2004 which referred to his alleged fling with Rebecca Toilet.
Pete and Kate
That's Doherty and Moss not André and Jordon.
He wants her back, she won't talk to him, so he's communicating with her via the Daily Mirror. Apparently she broke up with him because she suspected him of cheating on her with a groupie.
Pete says: "We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going 'I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've f*****d her'. I said 'You're out of your f*****g mind.' " Exciting stuff.
He goes on to say: "I was relly up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn't up for being called a c*** and being kicked in the head."
I don't often find myself agrreing with Pete, but I can see his point of view.
In other news:
So Kelly has slimmed down to take on the role of Mama Morton in Chicago and she looks pretty good, just check out any of today's tabloids.
Ironically the role has been played by more voluptuous actresses such as Alison Moyet.
David Beckham has reportedly turned down appearing on The Simpsons. He would be following in the footsteps of such illustrious names as Tony Blair, Stephen Hawking and Ringo Starr.
Apparently his feathers were ruffled by an episode in 2004 which referred to his alleged fling with Rebecca Toilet.
Pete and Kate
That's Doherty and Moss not André and Jordon.
He wants her back, she won't talk to him, so he's communicating with her via the Daily Mirror. Apparently she broke up with him because she suspected him of cheating on her with a groupie.
Pete says: "We were watching a DVD together and Kate started going 'I could tell by the way you were sitting back there that you've f*****d her'. I said 'You're out of your f*****g mind.' " Exciting stuff.
He goes on to say: "I was relly up for some peace and love that morning. I wasn't up for being called a c*** and being kicked in the head."
I don't often find myself agrreing with Pete, but I can see his point of view.
In other news:
- The Beckham boys are going to be taken out of school to go on tour with the Spice Girls. Apparently David will be joining them on the bus as well.
- Courtney Love is going under the knife again to get rid of her trout pout. She said: 'I just want the mouth God gave me back.'
- Diva Jennifer Lopez has warned young celebs about the poeple surrounding them. Apparently they are called 'enablers' and they will agree with anything the celeb says, no matter what the consequences.
- Britney's marriage to K Fed is officially over after the divorce papers finally went through.
- Nicole Richie has been sentenced to four days in jail for drink-driving. Anything Paris can do...
Clip of the day:
http://www.break.com/index/kicking-footballs-into-cars.html
'What the fuck is ADD? Are you speaking Greece?'
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