Desperate DefoeJermain Defoe has responded to claims he cheated on model Charlotte Mears with an 18 yr old shop girl by bringing their wedding forward a year.
Smacks of guilt to me.
S & M Tortoises
Two kinky female tortoises, aged 100 and 50, have had parts of their shells replaced with fibreglass.
Apparently, during sex, male tortoises smash their shells against females forcing them into submission.Maggie Bryant, of the Hampshire Tortoise Society said: "When Spring arrives the male is so obsessed that he does not eat, he can only think about doing it. It's not nice for the neighbours. They make a lot of noise."
What I want to know is how long it takes them to have sex? "Clear your week love, I'm feeling frisky..."
Jason Orange Pens TV Drama
It's called Popstars and Pilots and is about a group of thirtysomethings in London.
Nobody likes an overachiever Jason.
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