Monday, 30 July 2007

Page 3 girls to the rescue

A Great White has been spotted off the coast of Cornwall for the second time in a week. Slightly alarming.

Luckily a Page 3 'stunner', dressed in a Baywatch outfit with a pair of binoculars, was keeping watch yesterday to keep swimmers safe.

You can always rely on a Page 3 girl to be on hand in the appropriate uniform at a minor disaster. Very reassuring I think you'll agree.








Arctic Monkey

The sound cut out on the Arctic Monkeys while they played a set at the Old Trafford cricket ground yesterday. The boys carried on playing for five minutes without realising.



Afterwards frontman Alex Turner posed for a photo with a female fan. After asking for her number he was informed by mates that she was only 13... Whoops.










Charley has bedded a Premiership footballer

One of the most unexpected news stories of the day is that Charley from Big Brother has bedded a Premiership footballer. I didn't see that one coming.

She has made the revelation fresh from being booted out of the Big Brother house last friday. She won't reveal who for fear of upsetting her cousin Kieran Richardson.



Let the guessing commence.



In other news:

• The Spice girls are having their 'comeback tour' outfits designed by Donatella Versace. Cue a slimming frenzy.
• Bosses axed Britney's latest video shoot after the singer struggled with her moves and looked disorientated. A pal has been quoted as saying she could 'squander her chance to get her career back on track'.
• P Diddy has been spotted getting cosy with Claude Makelele's wife.
• Russel Brand has been bragging about his 'superb' performance in his sex scene in the new St Trinian's film.
• Kate Moss opened her arms to Pete Doherty after he came out of rehab only to be spurned in favour of his ex Ndine Ruddy.

Clip of the day

http://www.break.com/index/robert-de-niro-is-energetic.html

Don't tell De Niro how to act...