Wednesday, 1 August 2007

Britney's Disney Divorce

The increasingly loony slaphead (Daily Star's words, not mine), is celebrating the completion of her divorce from K Fed by taking him and their two sprogs (Daily Star again) to Disneyland.

Apparently she wants to butter him up before the custody hearing on August 14. He can't be that stupid, surely.... can he? In my heart of hearts I think I know the answer. Sorry K Fed, but you did think you could rap - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aam1pDl8wnM. If you can be bothered to sit through this it's pretty funny.

That said he has just secured £12,000 a month spousal support.

Michael Caine releases debut album

No joke, the ageing actor is releasing a selection of ambient dance tracks entitled 'Cained'

He realised the depth of his music knowledge while chilling with Sir Elton John in the South of France. Big Elton was playing his own chill-out collection and the Cainer knew every one.

The final word from Caine: 'With chill-out I found my thing.'

ITV faked death

Fresh from the BBC pissing off the Queen by falsely showing her storming out of a photo shoot, ITV have decided to get in on the act by faking the on-screen death of an Alzheimer's sufferer.

Producers filmed what was billed as the 66 yr old man's dying moments when in fact it was the moment he slipped into a coma two and a half days before he died.

Michael Grade has ordered a probe into the scandel.

In other news:

• An old lady asked Kylie Minogue for a cup of tea yesterday because she was dressed as a waitress for filming of Dr Who.


• Calum brazenly gets off with a blonde in St Tropez while girlfriend Lohan faces jail.


• Jordon says of three-week-old daughter Princess Tiaamii: 'I love her, even if she is a ginge.'


• Pete Doherty declares that his relationship with Moss 'became like the Vietnam war'.

Clip of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3f6WMSXQNg

C4's newsgirl Sue Turton gets her bum pinched while reporting on the floods but soldiers on professionally.

In America a newsgirl is less calm and collected when her report is sabotaged...

http://my.break.com/media/view.aspx?ContentID=284383