Love blames Coogan for Wilson suicide attempt

Courtney Love has accused Alan Partridge star Steve Coogan of being a drug-crazed oddball who pushed Owen Wilson over the edge. Wilson took a pills overdose and slashed his wrists on Sunday after allegedly going on a drugs binge of crystal meth and heroin tablets.

Singer Love said she suffered from Coogan's druggie lifestyle when they were dating. Coogan and Wilson became pals on the set of Night At The Museum.

Coogan's spokesman said the accusations were unfounded and that they were taking legal advice.

Dad fulfils wishes

A Dad of three given weeks to live drew up three wishes and managed them in five days. Keith Turner, who has cancer of the liver, was told he had less than a week before he would be too weak to do anything.

His three wishes were a cup of coffee and a bacon sandwich at his local market, a party for his 250 friends, and beans and scrambled eggs at his local caf. His family pimped his wishes by incorporating Ferrari and yacht trips.

Makes you wonder what your three wishes would be.

Watching football is better for you than sex

Experts say that watching your team burns as many calories as three hours of passion between the sheets and let's face it, not many overweight footie fans are likely to be able to go three hours.

Apparently fans use up to 1,145 calories per match cheering on their team. That's roughly equivalent to two Big Macs and is as beneficial as a 40 minute run.

Sports nutritionist Dr Adam Carey (no relation) said: All fans should come out of they ground a bit slimmer...as long as they don't overdo the pies and beer.

In other news:

• Charlotte Church and Myleene Klass were in a race to give birth so that they could call their daughter Ava. Myleene won. Charlotte is gutted.
• Madonna has apparently been given the green light to adopt another child from Malawi.
• A New York property tycoon has left $12m to her dog in her will.

Clip of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Infm8wIJRA

Bulgarian rap video. Weird.