Ronson dumps Winehouse

Mark Ronson, who produced Amy Winehouse's award winning album Back To Black has vowed never to work with her again after she pulled out of a video shoot at the last minute. She threw a sickie but pictures revealed she was actually chilling in the Caribbean with husband Blake.

The video was for a cover of The Zutons song Valerie, the third single from Ronson's new album. Thousands of punds had been spent get everything in place and in the end they had to use an Amy lookalike.

Winehouse and Doherty are lightweights

That's the verdict of Bez who says he hasn't spent a minute in rehab in 25 yrs and he's ok. Debatable that one.

He said: 'Pete Doherty is talked about all the time but he's a fucking lightweight. He spends more time in rehab than he does taking drugs for fucks sake.' Love it.

Alomost more amusingly Snoop Dogg has offered to look after troubled Winehouse. 'I want her to know that if she needs a place to chill for a bit, my hood id her hood.' I think that sort of 'chilling' is precisely what she doesn't need...

Doughnuts leave guns unattended

Cops at Gatwick Airport had to buy colleagues doughnuts as a forfeit whenever they left guns unattended. Seems fair.

One left his sub-machine gun in the canteen and had to buy his team a CAKE for being especially careless.

Their antics mirror those of doughnut loving top cop Chief Wiggum in The Simpsons.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OghTu0pMWhw

In other news:

• Enrique Iglesias has been offered a £500,000 contract to model condoms. Apparently he's a bit paranoid about that area: 'I'd change my penis if I could. I can never find extra-small condoms'.
• Women spend an average of £8,436 on handbags in their lifetime.
• Posh has landed a guest role in Ugly Betty.
• Two miners who escaped from a collapsed mine in China ate coal and drank urine to survive.

Clip of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

What is she actually talking about??