Sex Toy Robber
A robber who staged a stick-up with his girlfriend's vibrator was jailed for five years yesterday.
Nicki Jex, 27, robbed a bookies by pointing a bag containing a Rampant Rabbit at the cashier, who thought it was a gun. He then made off with £613 but was tailed to a pub by a customer who heard him boasting.
Obviously not about his ability in bed. That's why she's got the rabbit mate. She'll be needing it to keep her warm at night over the next five years...
Doherty busted againHe was a hero yesterday, but today he's back doing what he does best - getting busted for drug offences.
Police stopped his Jaguar at 2am yesterday 'because of the way it was being driven'. A mate was apparently behind the wheel.
Two weeks ago he was given conditional bail over charges of driving with crack cocaine, heroin, ketamine and cannibis.
He was held in custody last night and is due before West London magistrates today.
Clip of the day:
Mary Poppins trailer recut to look like a horror film.
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