Abortion rate hits all-time high

An 18-year-old girl has had her sixth abortion shocked medica revealed yesterday. According to new Department of Health figures a massive 18,619 under-18's went under the knife last year, including 135 girls under 14.

Britain's teenage abortion rate is now the highest ever. According to anti-abortion charity Alive and Kicking 'this is the result of the modern attitude to sexuality, that sex is just a recreational activity.' They added: 'The Government's sex education classes are clearly not encouraging responsibility.'

9 of the 10 areas for teen abortions are in London. The highest rate was Lambeth, where 1 in 22 teenagers had the operation.

Calvin Harris calls for teen house parties


The singer has encouraged thousands of teens to host wild Skins-style parties on the same night while their parents are on holiday.

Almost 1000 fans have signed up to throw bashes on Saturday August 18th, a weekend when parents are likely to be away, with thousands likely to follow.


People visiting Harris' website are urged to 'take part in a unique event with more simulataneous house parties happening across the country than ever before.' The fan who comes up with the best idea will win a performance from Harris at his or her house.

It might have been acceptable in the 80's mate....

Lily banned from the US

Lily Allen has had her US visa cancelled after being held at LA International airport, locked in a cell and strip-searched.

She had flown in to film a music video with Kanye West and to attend the MTV video music awards launch in Las Vegas. She was questioned about her arrest in London in March following a clash with a photographer.

Her visa has been revoked and she fears that once she leaves America she may not be allowed to return for her scheduled tour in September.

Seems a bit rich banning our wayward stars, Hilton and Lohan are over here the whole time being given private shopping trips in Topshop.

In other news:

• Kerry Katona has taken her husband back and demanded he takes a lie detector test over claims of two affairs. Good luck mate.
• Gwen Stefani's favourite programme is the Antiques Roadshow...
• Tom Cruise has taken to mimicking Posh Spice's accent. Cheeky midget.
• Kate Moss may get royalties from Doherty's next album after he admitted she penned the track 'You Tell' while they lay in bed.

Clips of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWvQ3H1MOwA

A gormless boxer has trouble getting in and out of the ring.

http://www.break.com/index/dude-gets-bit-by-large-spider.html

I dare you to sit through this one.