Record-breaking A-level reults

So it seems A-levels are getting easier, again. For the 25th successive year results have improved - sparking more fears that the exams are being dumbed down.

1 in 10 students now bag straight A grades. Theo Walcott's girlfriend Mel Slade was not one of those, she got B's in psychology and Maths and a C in Biology. Still, that makes her the brainy one in the relationship, Theo left school with 3 GCSE's - a B in PE and C's in Maths and English.

You'd expect a footballer to get an A in PE GCSE... I didn't even know you could take a GCSE in PE.

Posh snubs Chanelle

Chanelle apparently turned down an invitation to go back into the BB house to fly out to LA and meet her idol instead.

Problem was Posh wasn't in such a rush to meet her. A source said: 'She's flattered that Chanelle is a fan but she is in no rush to meet her.'

Chanelle turned up at the Galaxy game on Wednesday only to be left twiddling her thumbs on the wrong side of the VIP area.

Posh may have been spooked by Chanelles' copycat behaviour - The latter arrived at LAX in the same outfit Posh wore on her Stateside arrival...

In other news:

• Winehouse has pulled out of this weekend's V festival.


• Lily Allen has been dropped from the MTV music awards because of a row over her American visa.


• Nicola Roberts says she's very hurt by Lily Allen's recent comments calling her ugly. She is the ugly one though isn't she...?


• Myleene Klass has given birth 3 weeks before her due date.

Clip of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcMuTsBFQTE

Prince has been in the papers a lot recently. This is a very funny sketch featuring 'the artist formerly known as' from Big Train.