Fake Lotto winner


So a postal worker from Glasgow has won £35.4million and becomes the biggest ever lottery winner. She'll make £21,000 in interest every week which I think everyone will agree is very nice for her. Bitch.


On a more amusing note some bloke pretended he had won the jackpot and proceeded to promise all of his family a share of the prizemoney! His son quite his job and planned to buy a Bentley and emigrate with his family to start a new life. He said: 'We're skint so it was a dream come true. I could kill him. But he's gone to ground and I don't know where he is.'


Get a sense of humour mate...







Footie star gassed after grabbing PC's tackle


West Brom midfielder Jonathan Greening grabbed a copper by the privates during a drunken bar bust-up.


The ex Man U star had been asked to leave the bar in Birmingham after staff saw him smashing light fittings. The cops were called when he refused to do so and as he was led away he seized a bobby by the groin. The PC, who was in 'extreme discomfort' promptly gassed him to make him let go.


Greening was ordered to pay the cop £100 in compensation. How much damage does £100 equate to? A slightly bruised left testicle?






In other news:

• Prince Harry's girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, is moving to the UK to go to Leeds University.



• A warrant is out for Stephen Belafonte's (Mel B's new husband) arrest after he admitted bludgeoning a duck to death with a brick...

Clip of the day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9IHn9ZDw4U&mode=related&search

Wedding crashers recut as 300 trailer.