Thursday 24 April 2008

Amy's most depraved night yet

AMY WINEHOUSE was facing arrest last night after allegedly attacking two men while out on a wild drug-fuelled bender.
The junkie singer, 24, is to be quizzed by police after claims she headbutted a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar.
Rehab star Amy, said to have punched a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs.
Onlookers told how the married singer also snogged a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.
She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only half her promised fare home.
Trouble allegedly began after Amy arrived with pals including BABYSHAMBLES star MIK WHITNALL at a pub in Camden, North London, after a boozy afternoon in her flat.

Once inside, she is said to have hit Moroccan musician Mustapha el Mounmi after he refused to give way to her at the pool table.
Mustapha, 27, had a bruised eye and swollen lip.
An onlooker said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”

In more sober times Amy and Blake are currently in talks with Penguin publishers to deliver a warts and all book about their marriage. The offer on the table is £1 million.

Big Jim will be Gavin it large

Man of the moment JAMES CORDEN is moving to London to make the most of his new-found fame and fortune.

The Gavin & Stacey star has sold his flat near his mum in Buckinghamshire and is setting up a bachelor pad.
Big Jim, who co-writes the BBC comedy with Ruth Jones and plays Smithy, is hoping to topple Russell Brand as Bizarre Shagger Of The Year.
The chubby chappie is moving in with his best mate and fellow ladies’ man, actor Dominic Cooper, who starred as lothario Willoughby in the recent BBC version of Sense And Sensibility.
Jim told me the pair, are moving into a plush two-bed, two-bathroom pad in a nice part of South London in a couple of weeks.
He said: “Things have gone crazy for me over the past couple of months and I need to be in London.
“Me and Dom have lived together before but only for a couple of months so God knows what it’s going to be like. He loves the ladies as much as I do so it should be a lot of fun.
“I can’t wait to get in there. It’s going to be wicked and very messy. There’ll be plenty of wild parties and hopefully we’ll be entertaining lots of lovely ladies.”
Jimbo has already been credited with putting a smile back on LILY ALLEN’s face and he was a big success with the ladies at the Baftas at the weekend.
It looks like the big lad is familiarising himself with London’s late-night hotspots too.
He fell out of the Groucho Club looking bongoed the other night.
He had T4 telly presenter MIQUITA OLIVER in tow.
He’s had a bit of stick for his emotional speech at the Baftas the other night but I reckon it showed he is lapping up every minute of his time in the spotlight.

In other news…
* MARK RONSON may be delighted about his relationship with DAISY LOWE but not everyone is so happy. Her ex, singer WILL BLONDELLE, was devastated when Daisy dumped him in February, the same month superproducer Ronson took the teen model to the Brits as his date. A pal said: “He was so gutted when she dumped him. Hearing about Ronson has brought it all back.”
* GUY RITCHIE has bought MADONNA a £10,000, blinged-up, ice pick-style dagger designed by JADE JAGGER. The film director splashed out on the gift to mark the launch of Madge’s new album Hard Candy — out next Monday — and celebrate her No1 single 4 Minutes. A source said: “Madge already has a limited-edition Jade Jagger dagger. Guy thought it would go with the other one — which cost £100,000 and is a one-off.”
* Plastic surgery book created for kids. ‘My Beautiful Mommy’ is an attempt to calm children who are worried about their parents having cosmetic operations. Aimed at four- to seven-year-olds, and written by an American specialist, it has gone down like botched liposuction in some parts, thanks to pearls of wisdom such as mommy will 'feel better' and 'prettier' if she goes for a nip and tuck.
* Tom Cruise and Katie Homes splashed out $100,000 on daughter Suri's second birthday party. The A-listers threw a butterfly-themed bash for little Suri, which included a four-tier polka-dot cake topped with yellow and white sugar butterflies. Each of the 24 party guests got their own cake with their name written in edible calligraphy. The partygoers tucked into €28,000 of food from chef Wolfgang Puck, and €11,000 worth of flowers were brought in to decorate.
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