IT is the most rock ’n’ roll charity event of the year. On Wednesday night Noel Fielding held a Teenage Cancer Trust show.First LILY ALLEN was kicked out of the gents’ loos by security at the after-party held at the Dolce nightclub in London’s West End.
She was in there with Noel and RAZORLIGHT frontman JOHNNY BORRELL.
I can’t think what that trio were doing together in a loo.
Lily claims she was dodging the queue in the ladies. I’ll take her word for it.
The Smile singer then went to celeb haunt the Groucho with actor JAMES CORDEN.
Rumour has it that the Gavin & Stacey star is smitten with the singer and he’s got a chance – Lily certainly doesn’t go for pretty boys.
Meanwhile, Noel and Johnny went on to Bungalow 8.
They were joined by 30 revellers before security tried to kick them out at 8am.
But the party refused to budge so police were called.
And a source revealed: “Johnny was running around the lobby screaming and shouting like a child. He was screaming: ‘Come and get me, come and get me.’
“After they left, the room was a disgrace. It was trashed and there was evidence of all sorts of naughty business in there.
“One of them is going to have to foot the bill.”
Oh and Noel’s earlier comedy gig was fantastic. Not that any of this lot will remember.
The only swingers club in the village
AN ENTREPRENEUR has outraged neighbours by launching a club for SWINGERS in their sleepy village.
Club Vanilla offers “play areas”, an exotic floor show, a Jacuzzi and free condoms.
Randy couples pay £45 for their night of debauchery – along with a disco and DJ – in a converted barn.
But residents in Horswell, North Devon, which has a population of just 1,000, want the club banned.
Sheila Moorcroft, 62, said: “This village is not a fitting place for it. It’s just so sleazy.
“I live at the next turning and don’t want these people turning round in my drive or knocking at the door asking if this is the right place.”
Club Vanilla has been set up by landowner Roger Stanbury on his upmarket caravan and camping site.
Last night he insisted: “This is for consenting adult couples and is not bothering anyone. It’s part of a nice and quiet evening at a nice and quiet adult venue.”
The barn – previously used for kids’ parties and weddings – is decked out in garish purple for the monthly event.
Swingers, handed a free cocktail on arrival, must obey a strict set of rules.
Unruly behaviour, drugs and cameras are all strictly forbidden, along with chewing gum.
North Devon Council said the club does not break the law. A spokesman added: “There are no restrictions on the licence which say they can’t have adult entertainment.”
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* SHAMED footballer Ashley Cole is spotted without his wedding ring on his finger
* FOUL-mouthed rapper Eminem has been confirmed to play at Mandela's 90th birthday at Hyde Park.
* Calum Best was caught chatting up a bloke’s wife at Linekers Bar in Puerto Banus, Spain. As the husband emerged from the loo he spotted Calum making a move on his missus and hatched a cunning plan — asking Calum to pose for a photo. Then, as as the lothario cracked a cheesy grin, he lumped him one. Hence Callum is currently sporting a shining black eye.
* A new film has turned the furry-nosed champions of Wimbledon Common into Badass Wombles of Central Park. Life is more dangerous in New York City than the peaceful surroundings of SW19 and the green heroes have become wise-cracking versions of themselves. It's all in a bid to promote British-made kids TV...important?
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