Tuesday 1 April 2008

Tuesday 1st April

Paris Hilton Auditions For You've Been Framed
Paris Hilton was attempting a quick exit from a music store in Prague with boyfriend Benji Madden, when she tripped over a step, fell face down and banged her chin on the ground. To add to her distress, Madden failed to play the doting beau and help Hilton to her feet and instead stepped over the hurt heiress.

However, in a move which shows chivalry isn't completely dead, Madden, on realising the severity of Hilton's fall, turned back round and helped her up. But the damage was done and Hilton was overheard telling Madden, "Prague...never again".





Amy Winehouse Is A Model (Not An April Fool's Gag)
Amy Winehouse has been offered a lucrative deal by fashion designer Roberto Cavelli to wear his outfits - thanks to Posh Spice. Wino has been invited to Cavalli's castle in the Tuscan hills to thrash out an agreement - it's understood that Amy will receive a lifetime supply of tailored designs in return for her wearing his clothes at public functions and gigs. The offer comes after Posh told Cavelli that she admired Amy's unique sense of style. Says Posh, "she has a real sense of style that I love. She is a fashion icon because she's unique". Okay....


In Other News

  • Heather Mills will soon be back in front of the cameras, according to reports in the US.
    She is one of the celebrity judges announced for the forthcoming Miss USA Pageant.
  • The Brits were not in breach of the broadcasting code despite 128 complaints about bad language & booze at the event, watchdog Ofcom ruled. The incident which provoked the most complaints saw host Sharon Osbourne verbally attack comedian Vic Reeves, whom she accused of being drunk at the televised bash.
  • Kylie is making a last-ditch attempt to crack America. Promoting her new album X, she began her one-woman assault on the US yesterday when she chatted on The Today Show in New York. She's also booked on Dancing With The Stars, The Ellen DeGeneres Show and The Late Late Show.
  • Kevin Federline still has feelings for Britney, saying "I still love Britney. She’s the mother of my children". Britney's dad Jamie is also said to be encouraging the pair to reunite.

You Tube Clip

Bill Gate's Last Days At Microsoft - More Cameos Than The I'm F*cking Ben Affleck Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr5w3X4R8b4

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