Wednesday 20 August 2008

Boobs on bikes

TENS of thousands of people turned out to watch 30 topless PORN stars ride on motorcycles through Auckland's streets today.

The annual "Boobs on Bikes" parade was very nearly called off by New Zealand's biggest city's council…but at the last minute they got the go-ahead and the boobs were out in force!
The parade is held to promote an erotica show in the city, and thousands gathered to watch the revealing riders.
Personally I feel this event should be opened out to the rest of the world, and every country should have their own parade to celebrate boobs and bikes.

Fight night for Lily
Monday evening and Lily’s in the mood for a fight…or she was after a passer-by provoked her by calling her a “f****** a*******” as she left Ronnie Scott’s.
Lily, who’s not one to mince her words, landed a punch on the random abuser, and got hauled away by friend and peace-maker Miquita Oliver. That was only after Lily followed her right hook with by shouting: “Where is that b****, man? I’ll f****** batter her.”
She then got dragged into a cab by friends, where her boob popped out (by accident of course) which put a good end to the fun night. Nice one Lil.

In other news…
· Wanna be Paris Hilton’s new BF? Course you do…ITV 2 can now make that happen to you with their new show set for the autumn. Don’t be shy…
· New Kids On The Block have revealed details of their first UK show in 15 years. The reformed American boyband will perform at HMV Oxford Circus on Monday, September 8 at 1pm. I think we should all go…I’m not joking.

RUMOUR MILL
- Paris has had a boob job?
- Amy Winehouse to appear on Countdown?
- Abby Clancy approached for I’m A Celeb? (Alongside other rumours involving Jools Oliver, Corrie’s Matthew Crompton, and Donny Osmond)

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