Wednesday 6 August 2008

Wednesday 6th August 2008



Yo yo yo, while Gray's away Gossip Gay is here to play...



GIMME GIMME WHORE
Britney is set to star in a Tarantino remake of 'Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!' in the role of killer lesbian stripper Varla. She'll be acting out scenes that involve killing a man with her bare hands and lots of sexy sex with with some lovely ladies. Combined with a new album (including a collaboration with Lady Gaga) and it looks like Louisianna's finest is going to be EVERYWHERE in the coming months. A year on from the VMAs and she may well just have managed to pull the whole thing around (speaking on the subject of that performance she claims it was a turning point for her and that she in fact made the show).



Check out this clip from the original 'Faster Pussycat...' film:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwe3Ikngwyk


HANDSOM SAMPSON
'Into the Hoods' star and 'Britain's Got Talent' teen sensation George Sampson is hot hot hot at the mo. Not only does he greet crowds of female fans after his performance at the Novello Theatre every night, he is also receiving sacks of fan male. His mother has been drafted into open the letters as some of it is a little too saucy for the 15 yo's innocent eyes...

Vicky Beckham is apparently a descendant of a communist buddy of Karl Marx. Apparently 'Easy V' has known for some time but chose not to publicise the fact...

Katie 'Jordan' Price has had to buy her baby daughter Princess Tiaamii four wardrobes to house all her kiddy clobber. Katie revealed the sprog has over 100 pairs of shoes and loves all things girly just like her...

Keira Knightly has decided to use a personal trainer once a week to put on some muscle. She has told a top fash mag that this isn't in response to press criticism as she ignores everything written about her...

Leona Lewis is in talks to have her own fashion range at Topshop. Gossip Gay predicts neutral tones and flat pumps zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

Joss Stone will play Henry VIII's fourth wife in TV hit 'The Tudors' alongside dishy Jonathan Rhys Meyers. Meanwhile Mark Ronson has hinted that he once turned down the Joss-stick citing she was too bland. Fair enough...

XOXO

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