KATE MOSS is at it again – this time stripping topless for a steamy mag shoot in a Turkish bathhouse.

Earlier this week the gorgeous model shed her clothes for a sizzling spread in US magazine Interview, with only a carefully placed hand covering the most private part of her body.
This time she’s flashed her flesh for America’s W publication, sprawling out seductively on the floor of a hot Istanbul bathhouse. Saucy.

Jodie Marsh is pure class

But we all knew that already right? The latest news from the crazy world of the Marsh is that after a night out of the tiles strutting her scantily clad stuff at Embassy, she diverted her taxi to a Maccy-D’s drive thru.

Then, whilst stuffing her face with a Macdonald’s burger, (filled with fries no burger – possible new career change for Jodie creating the Mac D’s menu?) she watched as her male companion stripped off and put on a gun show before her very hungry eyes.

A match made in fast food heaven by all accounts.


In other news…
* Ex-Eastender Jesse Wallace has split from her finance – just days before starting Strictly Come Dancing. Isn’t that a coincidence?
* Suzanne Shaw has announced that she is engaged to DJ boyfriend Jason King, aka JK, aka one of the most annoying people on TV/radio.
* David Duchovny has admitted himself to a rehabilitation centre seeking treatment for sex addiction.
* The apartment in which Heath Ledger died is available for rent for $26,000 per month, it has been confirmed. The three-bedroom apartment was unofficially back on the market in February, allegedly at $4,000 per month more than its previous price.
* None other than Aussie legend Joe Mangel is to guest in Emmerdale for a one hour special in October. You beauty.

RUMOUR MILL
- Spears to present VMA’s award to Phelps?

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QA1dpIri_U

Abi Titmuss: 'I've found my soulmate'

Abi Titmuss has claimed that her new lover Marc Warren is her soulmate.The glamour model told the Daily Star: "I've never been so in love. He really is my soulmate. "You know when you have that warm glow, well that's what it's like with Marc."Titmuss began dating the Hustle actor over a year ago, but has not spoken about her relationship with celebrity magazines. She said recently: "It's hard enough having a relationship, but if you're in the public eye it creates even more pressure."Marc’s not got a great deal to live up to. Titmuss's former partners include John Leslie, Brendan Cole and Lee Sharpe.


Mel B tempted by Playboy offer

Mel B is warming to the idea of posing naked for Playboy. The Spice Girl has rejected offers to bare all for the adult mag in the past but she's hinted her response may change.

Mel told Closer: "I was offered Playboy last year and again a couple of months ago, and I did turn them down, but that's not to say I wouldn't consider it in the future.
I say give it a few more months and when she needs a bit of extra pocket money she’ll be knocking down their door to get her kit off.


In other news…
* In happy news otters have been voted our favourite mammal. They won 13% of the vote to be declared the winners of the recent survey, closely followed by hedgehogs in second place.
* In more happy news Britains have been revealed as the happiest nation in Europe. 51% of us reckon we are “very happy” according to a global survey of contentment.
* In other surveys polled recently Michael Jackson and Amy Winehouse feature at the top of the ‘worst hotel guests’ list. Diana Ross, Nicole Kidman, Britney, Mariah and Russell Crowe also appear high up on the concierge.com list.
* Having failed to find the results from a fourth survey for your reading pleasure this morning I’m having to resort to the most random/ irrelevant piece of news/ trivia I’ve heard in a while to fill this last slot…apparently Steve Guttenbery (of Police Academy fame) has been signed to appear in Bromley’s Christmas panto this year. Book your tickets now.

RUMOUR MILL
- Scherzinger and Hamilton looking for a house?

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4kBNBEJKD8&NR=1

Kate Moss strips off

Rarely speaking to the press – let alone getting her kit off – Kate Moss has done herself proud this week. The supermodel peeled off for America’s Interview mag, and talked openly about her home and sex life.

Everyone’s talking about the revealing interview. Take a look for yourself…

http://www.interviewmagazine.com/#section=cover-story

Most unromantic day of the year

Today, August 27th, is the most unromantic day of the year – according to a recent study.

Apparently Wednesday is the most depressing day of the week, and as a nation we’re at our lowest the week after a bank holiday.

This makes today one of the most depressing days of the year, and the day we’re least likely to say the big L work.

Cheery.


In other news…
* Dr. Dre’s son has been found dead at his home in Woodland Hills, California, reports Reuters. Cause of death as yet unknown.
* Did you know Miley Cyrus’ grandmother was Dolly Parton? Well you do now…

RUMOUR MILL
- Kate Moss to appear in nude orgy music video?
- ‘Press Gang’ to be made into a movie?

CLIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTSv7CK-Gw8

Wanna go to Miley’s birthday bash?

Miley Cyrus has invited fans to her 16th birthday party at Disneyland.

The teen star is selling tickets to her bash for $250, according to Entertainment Tonight.Cyrus turns 16 on November 23. Tickets for "Miley's Sweet 16 - Share The Celebration" go on sale on August 30.

Miley gushed about her own do, “It's gonna be totally awesome. I hope it's a great time. I love rollercoasters. So this is my ultimate birthday."

Peter Kay recording Xmas track with Barlow

Peter Kay has recruited Take That's Gary Barlow to join him on a Christmas novelty single, according to a report.The track will be tied in with Kay's new comedy show Britain's Got The Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly On Ice, which spoofs reality TV shows."Peter and Gary have already put pen to paper. They are good friends and think it would be a laugh to do it," a source told The Sun. "They are both such popular guys and will be strong contenders in the running for the Christmas No1."Britain's Got The Pop Factor... will launch on Channel 4 in October. Kay plays a variety of characters in the programme, including talent show contestant Geraldine McQueen.


In other news…
* 50 year old Madge has caused a bit of a political stir yesterday after comparing John McCain to Adolf Hitler. She kicked off her world tour with images of Robert Mugabe and John McCain next to Adolf Hitler.
* BB Mo guaranteed a place in the final…
* Neighbours legend Harold Bishop is to leave the soap for good (…until they bring him back in 5 years time with another bout of amnesia…)
* Mel B and Stephen Belafonte have reportedly agreed to renew their wedding vows after signing a £200,000 deal with a celeb magazine.

RUMOUR MILL
- Sharon Stone dating toyboy?

CLIPS

This is completely random...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXhaJELUJOY

Opik's Cheeky with new man

Cheeky Girl Gabriela Irimia has started dating a new mystery man, say reports.Gabriela split from fiancé Lembit Opik in July. The popstar revealed after their split that she recently suffered a miscarriage with the MP's baby.She was spotted partying at London's Mahiki club last night with her new lover and sister Monica, according to The Sun. The reality TV star allegedly "locked lips" with the man while on a cigarette break outside the venue.

Winehouse plans fireworks display for Blake

Amy Winehouse has started making plans to put on a special fireworks display for Blake Fielder-Civil on November 5. The troubled singer has discussed her plot with the chief executive of the Focus 12 rehab clinic, where she is currently receiving treatment for her drug problems.Winehouse chose to enter the facility in Bury St. Edmonds, Suffolk, because it allows her to stay close to her husband, who is just 15 miles away in Highpoint Prison. A source told the Daily Star: "Amy loves fireworks and always makes a big deal out of bonfire night. It's the reason that she released the deluxe edition of Back To Black on November 5."Blake's a big fan as well. So she thought it would be wonderfully romantic to put on a show that he can enjoy through his barred window, knowing that she can see the same thing."The star recently revealed she cannot wait to spend a "perfect" Christmas with Fielder-Civil after he is released from prison.

In other news…
* Mario is to make a cheeky return to the BB house on Sunday and propose to belle Lisa. Davina’s going to announce the surprise re-entrance tonight, although of course the housemates aren’t going to find out until he walks through those doors. Let’s hope Lisa isn’t evicted tonight…
* Yobs have graffitied the word ‘slut’ on an exterior wall of Sienna Miller’s home in North London. Looks like her relationship with Balthazar Getty isn’t too popular…unless it’s Ifans getting his revenge…
* Mel C has announced she’s preggers.
* Metal veterans Metallica have confirmed that they will play a gig at London's O2 with tickets priced at £5. The September 15 show coincides with the release of their new studio album Death Magnetic.

RUMOUR MILL
- Development team ‘block colour’ indulgence to propel them all to head of company status?

CLIPS
It’s not just Beijing…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZelTierpPA

Computerised Winehouse

It was only a matter of time before a computer game was made about Amy Winehouse.

She is the star of new online beat-‘em-up escape From Rehab. The aim is to follow the singer as she tries to get out of a rehabilitation centre to rescue husband Blake Fielder-Civil form jail.

True to real-life form she swears and shouts lyrics from her songs and fights enemies with her trademark beehive, crack pipe, and a new weapon in her armoury – a syringe.


Ma-Space

Social networking sites could be the new place to trace long lost relatives, friends, and even biological parents.

Adopted American Leon Bailey, 25, recently traced real mum Debra, of Ipswich, by typing her name in the MySpace people search engine.

Who needs private detectives in the cyber age?


In other news…
* Teddy Sheringham is to appear in the new series of Strictly. Names already announce include Jodie Kidd and Gary Rhodes. Rumoured celebs include Peter and Katie, Mel Sykes and M People singer Heather Small.
* Rickie Martin has just had twins with a surrogate mother. As for his sexuality…that’s still under-wraps apparently…
* Seems like the latest craze is celebs taking a swipe at randoms, and after Lily Allen’s display of affection on Monday night it’s now Rhys Ifans who’s following hers and Amy’s lead. Her took a swing at a pap last night as he left Bungalow 8 with potential love interest Kimberley Stewart. Looks like he was just a little touchy about the potential photo the snapper was trying to capture.
* A mobile phone ring tone that sings "Condom, condom!" has been launched to promote safe sex in India.

RUMOUR MILL
- Beckham musical planned for West End? Please no.

CLIPS

Too much time...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lf8w3nKzYaI

Boobs on bikes

TENS of thousands of people turned out to watch 30 topless PORN stars ride on motorcycles through Auckland's streets today.

The annual "Boobs on Bikes" parade was very nearly called off by New Zealand's biggest city's council…but at the last minute they got the go-ahead and the boobs were out in force!
The parade is held to promote an erotica show in the city, and thousands gathered to watch the revealing riders.
Personally I feel this event should be opened out to the rest of the world, and every country should have their own parade to celebrate boobs and bikes.

Fight night for Lily
Monday evening and Lily’s in the mood for a fight…or she was after a passer-by provoked her by calling her a “f****** a*******” as she left Ronnie Scott’s.
Lily, who’s not one to mince her words, landed a punch on the random abuser, and got hauled away by friend and peace-maker Miquita Oliver. That was only after Lily followed her right hook with by shouting: “Where is that b****, man? I’ll f****** batter her.”
She then got dragged into a cab by friends, where her boob popped out (by accident of course) which put a good end to the fun night. Nice one Lil.

In other news…
· Wanna be Paris Hilton’s new BF? Course you do…ITV 2 can now make that happen to you with their new show set for the autumn. Don’t be shy…
· New Kids On The Block have revealed details of their first UK show in 15 years. The reformed American boyband will perform at HMV Oxford Circus on Monday, September 8 at 1pm. I think we should all go…I’m not joking.

RUMOUR MILL
- Paris has had a boob job?
- Amy Winehouse to appear on Countdown?
- Abby Clancy approached for I’m A Celeb? (Alongside other rumours involving Jools Oliver, Corrie’s Matthew Crompton, and Donny Osmond)

CLIPS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8sHfuZJk9A&feature=bz301